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Ex. Victor Charlie To the Oscar Mike until rally at DZ. (A guy said this to me and we basically went on an adventure in a circle.)
Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.
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Ex. Victor Charlie To the Oscar Mike until rally at DZ. (A guy said this to me and we basically went on an adventure in a circle.)
Sunstone
This sentence is false.
You eat shit, you grow, you eat more shit and sing a little bit maybe, then you eat even more shit, set some things on fire, and maybe play some music too, then you:
A. Force your religion down other people's throats till they drown in holy water
B. Make people happy then make them drown in money
C. Fuck up everything with guns
And then once you've done that you fly around space getting spice to sell to people, and then blow them up.
-- spore, anyone remember that game? They're making a sequel...
A. Force your religion down other people's throats till they drown in holy water
B. Make people happy then make them drown in money
C. Fuck up everything with guns
And then once you've done that you fly around space getting spice to sell to people, and then blow them up.
-- spore, anyone remember that game? They're making a sequel...
Sunstone
This sentence is false.
Team fortress 3
- overwatch
- overwatch
Luxury Hotline
aesthetic
A man in a chicken mask kills a motorcyclist (but not really), one thing leads to another, the United States is destroyed through several nuclear detonations.
-Hotline Miami (1 & 2)
-Hotline Miami (1 & 2)
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The Saviour of the Masses
W O K E N
Spend a lot of time training your troops only to mercilessly screwed by an unforgiving RNG
- Fire Emblem
- Fire Emblem
SkyChild
Not active
An edgy emo boy band goes on a road trip and takes a lot of selfies.
-Final Fantasy 15
-Final Fantasy 15
Sunstone
This sentence is false.
Love it.
The Fabulous Emerald
It's never illogical to be fabulous
Oh hey, it's just a Nintendo driving game. It's probably like Mario Kar- OH DEAR GOD NO!!!
*sounds of explosions and screaming*
- F-Zero
*sounds of explosions and screaming*
- F-Zero
Blemmigan
Illusion is eternity. Machines will live forever.
Using a vacuum cleaner, prevent balls of sludge from eating each other's poop.
-Slime Rancher
-Slime Rancher
Monde
Caught in a Daze
Zombie travels kingdom to kill other zombies and defeats a king so he can light himself on fire.
- Dark Souls
- Dark Souls
Kylesar1
This is my loudest bork
"If there's a gun, we have a nerf for it."
Destiny
Destiny
ZitaInk
Total Ace Case
Humans found the secret of immortality and the secret of immortality eventually told them to go fuck themselves
- Nier
The story doesn't actually matter because it's an endless cycle of killing things to harvest their corpses so you can kill more things to harvest their corpses.
- Monster Hunter
The city will know you as a saint for going around punching people in the face and then proceeding to shock them with electricity
- Infamous
The only race you can pick is Rectangle
- Thomas was alone
A teenager who can't figure out how to actually speak teenager takes 5 episodes to figure out that the secret to having time powers is to never use them in the first place.
- Life is Strange
- Nier
The story doesn't actually matter because it's an endless cycle of killing things to harvest their corpses so you can kill more things to harvest their corpses.
- Monster Hunter
The city will know you as a saint for going around punching people in the face and then proceeding to shock them with electricity
- Infamous
The only race you can pick is Rectangle
- Thomas was alone
A teenager who can't figure out how to actually speak teenager takes 5 episodes to figure out that the secret to having time powers is to never use them in the first place.
- Life is Strange
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Whoa Dao
Mere Pawn
You jump and shoot lemons.
-Pretty much any Mega Man game
-Pretty much any Mega Man game
ZitaInk
Total Ace Case
You and everyone you love are forced to live in small, scattered settlements because the moment you venture into the wilderness, you become the prey for super powered animals that can only be defeated by other super powered animals, creatures so vicious that the government is practically formed around who can tame the strongest beasts, creating such a competitive scene that people in the wilds will outright force you into a fight where, if you fail to fend them off, they will just up and take your money.
- Pokemon
(I sometimes get tired of all the make dog-fighting for kids jokes I see. Everyone always forgets the real dark reality that living in this world would actually be like)
The internet is alive and the creatures inside it might just destroy everything unless some random kid abandons their life in the real world to make sure that either world is still there tomorrow.
- Most Digimon games
In Harry Potter, boggarts are amorphous creatures that transform into your greatest fears. In Folklore, you can use boggarts to punch your way through Hell. Literally.
- Folklore
- Pokemon
(I sometimes get tired of all the make dog-fighting for kids jokes I see. Everyone always forgets the real dark reality that living in this world would actually be like)
The internet is alive and the creatures inside it might just destroy everything unless some random kid abandons their life in the real world to make sure that either world is still there tomorrow.
- Most Digimon games
In Harry Potter, boggarts are amorphous creatures that transform into your greatest fears. In Folklore, you can use boggarts to punch your way through Hell. Literally.
- Folklore
PillowCannon
New Member
You are an immortal douche and enslaver with brainwashing powers. Send your brainwashed slaves to fight other douche-slaves, get douche-medals, become the greatest douche.
Pokémon
Pokémon
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Hall Kervean
Two Thousand Club
Small children report teenagers for cyberbullying when they make hilarious insults at each other.
It slowly transforms into a communist state as everyone requests everything to be free, and that paid users have their rights taken away.
Clickbait is possible, so it is abundant.
-Roblox
It slowly transforms into a communist state as everyone requests everything to be free, and that paid users have their rights taken away.
Clickbait is possible, so it is abundant.
-Roblox
The Saviour of the Masses
W O K E N
"Let's add a PS3 port but make it nearly unplayable with lag and shitty bugs!"
Shadow of Mordor (PS3 Version)
Shadow of Mordor (PS3 Version)
MISTER UN. 0W3N
schaden f r e u d e
A villain that would've gotten away with his plans if it wasn't for some pesky kids and their animal mascot.
- Persona 3, 4, and 5 (I think; still playing it)
- Persona 3, 4, and 5 (I think; still playing it)
DemetrioMachete
Messiah of the New Night
8 bit table tennis.
-Pong
Waifu Brawl Simulator
-Skullgirls
Turning left at high speeds.
-Nascar
No description available.
-Air Control
EA takes your childhood, breaks it over it's knee and forces you to pay $100 to duct tape it back together.
-Star Wars Battlefront EA
EA takes futbol and makes it even less playable.
-FIFA series
Chris Redfield shoots supermen and Gods with regular guns and kills them also lots of t&a
-Marvel vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Serial Killers in a Demolition Derby
-Twisted Metal
Fabulous poses and some fighting, featuring ghosts, vampires, and Aztec stripper gods. Also horses.
-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven
-Pong
Waifu Brawl Simulator
-Skullgirls
Turning left at high speeds.
-Nascar
No description available.
-Air Control
EA takes your childhood, breaks it over it's knee and forces you to pay $100 to duct tape it back together.
-Star Wars Battlefront EA
EA takes futbol and makes it even less playable.
-FIFA series
Chris Redfield shoots supermen and Gods with regular guns and kills them also lots of t&a
-Marvel vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Serial Killers in a Demolition Derby
-Twisted Metal
Fabulous poses and some fighting, featuring ghosts, vampires, and Aztec stripper gods. Also horses.
-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven
Trombone Geek
KNIFE
I loved Spore aaaah I'm so happy I'm not the only one who played it
Communist
Making Marx proud since... Never
A black gangbanging kid, a depressed middle aged male and a Canadian psychopath go on a rampage through Los Santos and get rich.
- GTA V
You create your very own mute character and get bossed around by other people in order to get rich. Oh, and did I mention that your mute character creeps the Canadian psychopath out?
- GTA V Online
- GTA V
You create your very own mute character and get bossed around by other people in order to get rich. Oh, and did I mention that your mute character creeps the Canadian psychopath out?
- GTA V Online
Raku
Four Thousand Club
Farcry
Your character, for the most part, has no medical knowledge or experience with an kind of weaponry before the game starts. Once the game starts, it's like they've been doing it their whole life. WTF!?
Your character, for the most part, has no medical knowledge or experience with an kind of weaponry before the game starts. Once the game starts, it's like they've been doing it their whole life. WTF!?
Samurai Jay
it's strategy over all
Battle field 1-
Campaign-
See through your own eyes the most brutal war in history. Oh ya and in the tutorial no matter how many germans you kill you will die.... Several times and your efforts don't matter.
Operation- ok so you and 31 other players need to throw themselves at 32 dug in, reinforced, and probably booby trapped trenches. Oh and once your done off to another map with whatever amount of lives you have left. You have 3 waves of men to do this.
Rush- same as above but only 1 chance to win
Conquest- think your rifle can stand up against a tank?
War pigeon- try and save a bird that both sides need to send a message back to there own lines... Even through it should only head to one place.
Campaign-
See through your own eyes the most brutal war in history. Oh ya and in the tutorial no matter how many germans you kill you will die.... Several times and your efforts don't matter.
Operation- ok so you and 31 other players need to throw themselves at 32 dug in, reinforced, and probably booby trapped trenches. Oh and once your done off to another map with whatever amount of lives you have left. You have 3 waves of men to do this.
Rush- same as above but only 1 chance to win
Conquest- think your rifle can stand up against a tank?
War pigeon- try and save a bird that both sides need to send a message back to there own lines... Even through it should only head to one place.
Dawnster
Wakanda Forever
Agar.io
Be a small ball that eats smaller balls, so you can eat bigger balls, and become the biggest ball of all.
And then hit those damn spike thingys and die.
Be a small ball that eats smaller balls, so you can eat bigger balls, and become the biggest ball of all.
And then hit those damn spike thingys and die.
Hannah Lou
Alive
10/10 should not exist
(Sonic and the Black Knight)
(Sonic and the Black Knight)
