Story Time, One sentence at a time

[IctoraPost]

But the pizza guy managed to do it.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

In his mind, but not in reality.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

The pizza guy was actually an insane man who thought Frank's name was Alice and that he actually was his wife. 

 

[IctoraPost]

So Dracula decided that it wasn't worth it and went to Disneyland instead.

 

[Shadowfall]

But at disneyland, he met an insane ogre, Poopypantsnurglealoominiumknightquestorboy!

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Which he blood-sucked, 'cause he's Dracula, and I'm talking about the Christopher Lee Dracula.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

but Christopher Lee Dracula Man fell in love with Hotel Translyvania and Hotel Translyvania 2 Dracula Man at Disneyland.

 

[MTMM]

They went to a back room to do questionable things with each other~

 

[KuroNoKami39]

this ended up getting Christopher Lee Dracula Man pregnant.

 

[IctoraPost]

A while later, something was born.

 

[Fable]

It was a kitten named Lucifer, who had great plans to take over the world through his adorableness.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

However, the Puggerinos were far more cute.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

but the kitten named Lucifer took over the Puggerinos and sent them all to Hell.

 

[Shadowfall]

Where the Puggerinos resided in wait, ready to strike when they hear their sacred call.

 

[IctoraPost]

But the Puggerinos didn't hear the call, because the Devil and the dead Easter Bunny was fighting loudly in the background.

 

[SimpleGuy]

And into hell walked the doom slayer with his trusty super shotgun in hand ready to raise some hell... In hell

 

[KuroNoKami39]

But then god yelled at everyone and told them to go sit in the time out corner for the next 100,000 years.

 

[Shadowfall]

Anyways, The Doom Slayer walked out of hell covered in blood to greet our protagonists at the theme park.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

but this story is so confused, it has no main protagonists.

 

[IctoraPost]

But the story still has non-main protagonists - Christopher Lee Dracula and Hotel Transylvania Dracula, currently.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

"We need a main character!" cried the chairman of the Story Board.

 

[Shadowfall]

And so Mary Sue and Hilariously Fanservice-y Villain were carelessly slapped into the plot.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

as Mary Sues go though, they fell quickly and madly in love with the (EXTREMELY HOT) Fanservice-y Villain.

 

[IctoraPost]

But Gary Stu felt left out, so he went and formed a love triangle.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Then, Anti Sue thought she was so unloved she joined the love triangle unwittingly and created a love square.