Story Time, One sentence at a time

The nuking of the NBA stadiums left room for the NFL to thrive, though this fact is not entirely important...
 
Due to this conflict of interest, the already strained relationship between America, and the other nations of the world (with the exception of Canada, because of their hockey obsession), reached a boiling point.
 
This resulted in an all out war being waged on everyone but Canada (Becuase of their hockey obsession).
 
But alas, America's territory was largely disputed over by most of the countries who thought they were big enough to take on everyone else. Which was... mostly everyone (Besides Canada).
 
This continued for many years, until the Canadians got tired of it, and effortlessly took over the formerly American land, making it the latest country in the world.
 
But the peace would not last, as a customer was causing a scene in a small, nondescript pizza shop, all hell was about to break loose, and the owner was brandishing a rolling pin and speaking only in Italian.
 
Instead, he decided to take up the profession as a pizza baker, vowing one day to overcome that Italian man as the best pizza baker on that nondescript street!
 
As you know, pizza isn't just restricted to Italians and Frenchmen alone... so a guy from Chicago showed up and outshone them all with that amazing Chicago stuffed pizza!
 
The pizza, feeling a bit left out, decided to join in and asked Bill Nye some of his big science questions that all pizzas have.
 
turns out Bill Nye the Science Guy was actually Bill Cipher and told the pizza (who has been named Frank) that he cause weirdmageddon with him and rule all!
 
The pizza maker threw the pizza (Frank) into orbit around the Earth, where he traveled for about a year. 
 
but Count Dracula wasn't going to take that stuff, so he flung himself out into space before the year ended and ate Frank the pizza.
 
First, the pizza maker gathered all his dough and rolled and baked them into troops of about 1500 dough soldiers armed with dough weapons, tomatos to throw, and equipped them with moldy mozarella armor.
 
First, the pizza maker gathered all his dough and rolled and baked them into troops of about 1500 dough soldiers armed with dough weapons, tomatos to throw, and equipped them with moldy mozarella armor.

but, he was unable to finish his pizza army as he attempted to devour them all.
 
However, make a pizza out of stars, planets, moons, asteroids, nebulas, black holes, and a supermassive black hole would have been virtually impossible.
 

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