Spew out weird quotes.
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Ticci Toby Rogers
Twitchy Little Pyromaniac
"GUYS! OUR VILLEN IS A DARK, GIANT, PHYCO CARE-BEAR!!"
"I had a poster once that had a little lizard on it, wearing a pointy purple hat, and a long white beard, and it said, 'You're a lizard Harry!' I loved that poster!"
"If you're here to be injected with mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that test has been candled until further notice. The good news is, we have another test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men! Grab a rifle and step up to the yellow line! You'll know when the test starts!"
"I have a person in my closet!"
"Did you steal my bacon!?"
"You sound like WALL-E having sex with a speak and spell!"
"I'm a beautiful butterfly!"
P1: "I'll never let go, Jack!"
P2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL!"
"What? You jealous of your own daughter's ass?"
P1: "Hey Uncle Scar? If I'm going to be king one day, what would that make you?"
P2: "A monkey's Uncle."
"Come into our room! We're talking about naked stuff!"
"I had a poster once that had a little lizard on it, wearing a pointy purple hat, and a long white beard, and it said, 'You're a lizard Harry!' I loved that poster!"
"If you're here to be injected with mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that test has been candled until further notice. The good news is, we have another test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men! Grab a rifle and step up to the yellow line! You'll know when the test starts!"
"I have a person in my closet!"
"Did you steal my bacon!?"
"You sound like WALL-E having sex with a speak and spell!"
"I'm a beautiful butterfly!"
P1: "I'll never let go, Jack!"
P2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL!"
"What? You jealous of your own daughter's ass?"
P1: "Hey Uncle Scar? If I'm going to be king one day, what would that make you?"
P2: "A monkey's Uncle."
"Come into our room! We're talking about naked stuff!"
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Silvana
Probably somewhere creating music
"Praise the sun stone!"
Theo713
Senior Member
D1: Hey Napoleon, that sounds like its th end!
Napoleon: Wait a minute! I'm th leader! I'll say when its th end -gets hit by The End- Its th end.
Napoleon: Wait a minute! I'm th leader! I'll say when its th end -gets hit by The End- Its th end.
Thymely
New Member
I have a friend who collects weird quotes, thought I'd share a few:
“The salty poetry giveth and the salty poetry taketh away.”
“I have many gentleman callers and no polio.”
“The deeper the crust, the deeper the communism.”
“I taste expired.”
“Weren’t you the star of the movie ‘Pocahontas?’ Because you’re corn.”
“It’d be easier to have a beef war because cows take up more space and they are harder to breed.”
“The salty poetry giveth and the salty poetry taketh away.”
“I have many gentleman callers and no polio.”
“The deeper the crust, the deeper the communism.”
“I taste expired.”
“Weren’t you the star of the movie ‘Pocahontas?’ Because you’re corn.”
“It’d be easier to have a beef war because cows take up more space and they are harder to breed.”
kevintheradioguy
Salt
Oh, I have tons of RP quotes that are absolutely nonsensical out of context.
The favourite one by now being, "No nipple - no man.", said in a dead-serious tone.
The favourite one by now being, "No nipple - no man.", said in a dead-serious tone.
ShifterOfShapes
Game-Maestro
"However." Turns dramatically.
"I disagree!"
-Colress
"It's bitter cold. I'm shivering. I'm suffering, but I'm alive. It's what the essence of life feels like. It's proof of my existence. But that's enough of philosophies."
-Zinzolin
(Wrote those both from memory only, haha.)
"I disagree!"
-Colress
"It's bitter cold. I'm shivering. I'm suffering, but I'm alive. It's what the essence of life feels like. It's proof of my existence. But that's enough of philosophies."
-Zinzolin
(Wrote those both from memory only, haha.)
5cookie
pfp and cover image by @sevenreii on Twitter
Keep it positive when you smack her in the face!
-some Yandere Simulator Animatic by Emirichu
-some Yandere Simulator Animatic by Emirichu
Yamperzzz
Terry Hintz performs the hottest dance!
"What the hell is this thing made out of?"
"Nothing..."
"Come on..."
"Alright, fine! I might have used a few unorthodox parts."
"Just tell me one."
"An...Orphan..."
"A what?"
(clears throat) "An orphan?"
"Did you say AN ORPHAN?!"
"Yeah, a little... Orphan boy..."
"IT'S POWERED BY A FORSAKEN CHILD?!"
"Might be, kind of. I mean I didn't use the whole thing."
-Venture Bros. S1E5
"Nothing..."
"Come on..."
"Alright, fine! I might have used a few unorthodox parts."
"Just tell me one."
"An...Orphan..."
"A what?"
(clears throat) "An orphan?"
"Did you say AN ORPHAN?!"
"Yeah, a little... Orphan boy..."
"IT'S POWERED BY A FORSAKEN CHILD?!"
"Might be, kind of. I mean I didn't use the whole thing."
-Venture Bros. S1E5
