Futuristic Space Truckers OOC

[Petroshka]

i mean if you don't want me to save you ANY coffee then yes, i will take ALL of the coffee...

i mean we need to import more coffee

 

[Sludgemouth]

i mean we need to import more coffee

well you're apparently the logistics expert, so turn to

 

[Petroshka]

well you're apparently the logistics expert, so turn to

"WE NEED COFFEE, AND MORE COFFEE, AND MAYBE A MONKEY WRENCH"

 

[Sludgemouth]

"WE NEED COFFEE, AND MORE COFFEE, AND MAYBE A MONKEY WRENCH"

*pipe wrench

 

[Petroshka]

*pipe wrench

*tazers turn on*
did i tell you to correct me dirty monkey

 

[Sludgemouth]

*tazers turn on*
did i tell you to correct me dirty monkey

oh i'm sorry, were you trying to be wrong?

 

[Petroshka]

oh i'm sorry, were you trying to be wrong?

i wasnt wrong, we need a monkey wrench we already have a pipe wrench from the last shipment

 

[Sludgemouth]

i wasnt wrong, we need a monkey wrench we already have a pipe wrench from the last shipment

monkey wrenches and pipe wrenches are the same thing

 

[Petroshka]

monkey wrenches and pipe wrenches are the same thing

*tazes*

 

[Sludgemouth]

*tazes*

it's okay, i get mad too when i'm wrong

 

[Petroshka]

it's okay, i get mad too when i'm wrong

cant talk while tazed little monkey

 

[Sludgemouth]

cant talk while tazed little monkey

do what i want

 

[Petroshka]

do what i want

i purge what i want *purges the monkey*

 

[Sludgemouth]

i purge what i want *purges the monkey*

*locks self in engine room* you have fun out there with all those nasty people and their smells and bodily secretions

 

[Petroshka]

*locks self in engine room* you have fun out there with all those nasty people and their smells and bodily secretions

but you're tazed, and on the floor.

 

[Sludgemouth]

but you're tazed, and on the floor.

i crawl real good

 

[WordArtist]

Sludgemouth : On Trekka, I have a question. Does the overall physical appearance of a Trekka dramatically change with mating?

 

[Sludgemouth]

Sludgemouth : On Trekka, I have a question. Does the overall physical appearance of a Trekka dramatically change with mating?

I like this question. So Trekka (As I envision them) are completely androgynous until they find a life partner (mate) which basically triggers a hormone wash causing them to develop their appropriate characteristics like jawline and musculature for males and wider hips and boobies for females (as well as the corresponding naughty bits)

Taking Bauldra as an example, he is rather short and stout, as a child he was rather short but he didn't acquire his heavier build until he became male and his facial features were much softer

It's like the entire physiological portion of puberty in the span of about a year. However their brain development is mostly linear through childhood rather than an accelerated at certain points the way normal people do

So in short mating itself does nothing, as they go through their changes in order to facilitate mating

 

[Sludgemouth]

One could say it's the act of "falling in love" or in Bauldra's case some other event that I'm keeping secret

 

[Petroshka]

I like this question. So Trekka (As I envision them) are completely androgynous until they find a life partner (mate) which basically triggers a hormone wash causing them to develop their appropriate characteristics like jawline and musculature for males and wider hips and boobies for females (as well as the corresponding naughty bits)

Taking Bauldra as an example, he is rather short and stout, as a child he was rather short but he didn't acquire his heavier build until he became male and his facial features were much softer

It's like the entire physiological portion of puberty in the span of about a year. However their brain development is mostly linear through childhood rather than an accelerated at certain points the way normal people do

So in short mating itself does nothing, as they go through their changes in order to facilitate mating

sounds painful

 

[Petroshka]

*plops in*

 

[Prrrgadilly]

guess i can actually work on my CS for this now that im on my days off yay

 

[Petroshka]

guess i can actually work on my CS for this now that im on my days off yay

i wonder if you should even bother trying seeing how the ooc is so empty ;~;

 

[Sludgemouth]

i blame the russian plant aliens

 

[Petroshka]

i blame the russian plant aliens

i blame the dirty monkeys!