Roast the shit outta the avatar above you

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Your arms shouldn't even exist by how there made!

 

[Shiyonichi]

You look like Rayman poorly cosplaying demonically possessed Tails whose been dunked into a backed up toilet.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

"...The fu-" Hush.

Your just a jar full of SHIT.

 

[Idea]

You: the leftovers of rejected designs for sonic in the live action movie

 

[Lemonl]

(Awww nooo now there's no more unicorn jokes!!)

How many lemons [my own people...):] did you have to eat got not only change your hair color...but your eyes too?!

 

[Shiyonichi]

Dressing like a schoolgirl doesn’t hide your true age.

 

[Lemonl]

Go back to the r/neverbrokenabone post you came from.

 

[Idea]

People may think that pic is black and white but in reality God just didn't want to waste colors on ya're sorry figure

 

[KokichiLove]

Alice in Wonderland is so late 1800s, get with the times

 

[Idea]

Ya're what would happen if persona and danganrompa vomited on a demon lord, then failed the abortion

 

[Lemonl]

I'd roast you...but you look like you'll just give it back, then say "enjoy the meal." In the most unsatisfactory voice you could muster.

 

[The_Omega_Effect]

"everyone needs to know that I am edgy, depressed, and so disconnected with reality that I imagine myself as an anime character"
Bet "nobody understands you irl" so you go online to be your true self. the true self of you is just as big of a pos as any version of you m8.

 

[Lemonl]

I'm sure you're "evil" and could probably hurt someone, but that marshmallow for a head says otherwise..

 

[The_Omega_Effect]

I'm not even surprised that that is the best roast you can come up with. I'll just leave and let you further entertain the fantasy of you' doing any roasting. In reality your dumbass couldn't even roast a fucking sausage.

 

[Unbreakable Patches]

boy you look like howtobasic's side hoe with that Dr Eggman hairline, crusty ass DBZ fanboy lookin ass

 

[Lemonl]

I'm not even surprised that that is the best roast you can come up with. I'll just leave and let you further entertain the fantasy of you' doing any roasting. In reality your dumbass couldn't even roast a fucking sausage.

This is roast the Avatar above you.

Your bald and eyeless head reminds me of a case of organic eggs.

 

[official clown business]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm here to roast people, not commit a murder. This girl looks so fragile, she'll probably fall apart after the first insult.
(but that profile banner tells a whole nother story)

 

[Unbreakable Patches]

You like a mushroom colony overtook a sweet potato, only that would actually have some culture to it.

 

[adrian_]

one-punch-man lookin ass

 

[ProfessorSobble]

you look like you killed a martian space colony and are walking away from it

 

[Lemonl]

You're discount Froakie at best.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The girl in the profile picture is just dead.

 

[Lemonl]

Cursed image! Rejected Smash bros Fox concept art!! Don't look at it too long...

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(I would like to be in smash, mind you!)
In america, you are existent.
in Russia, you are not such.

 

[Becker]

Your avatar is as interesting as all those other furry mistakes...