Punish the person above you for their confession

[lostwanderer]

You can't taste anything right anymore.


I confess to not having any gaming console.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

You are now cursed to never understand anything related to any electronic, board, or physical games for the rest of eternity.


I confess... To having three different personalities, which hate each other, save for one.

 

[TrippyVirus]

Your punishment is to split yourself in three and make them kill each other.


I confess that I dye my hair, change my profile picture and style my hair monthly.

 

[Dugym]

You now have to do it every hour.


I confess to having only changed my profile picture three or four times.

 

[IctoraPost]

Your punishment is to have to get plastic surgery three or four times.


I confess to eating food yesterday.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Your punishment is to live a perfectly normal life for the next 45 days.


I confess to being scared s***less by bees. I want it where I can see it, no sudden movements, no takeoffs!

 

[SimpleGuy]

Your punished with the bee movie script being your wedding vows. 


I confess to still being single. 

 

[Esper Alucard]

Married to Salad Fingers


I confess to having a woman's ass when im a dude


like why life, i get called a girl so many times

 

[slim]

Punishment: visit Dr. Miami and get them to give you a Kim Kardashian ass, if not bigger.


I confess to saying I'll lose weight but stuffing food Into my mouth within the next hour

 

[Vali Ulfr]

your punishment is you will be forced to run 50 miles non stop


i confess that i have way to many ideas and not enough explaining about them.

 

[billthesomething]

Your Punishment is Lobotomy 


I like to watch dumb shit 

 

[lostwanderer]

You have to watch informative documentaries about the formulation of the world, nonstop.


I confess to shamelessly walking into my sibling's room and catching them naked.

 

[Dugym]

You are now cursed for 2 weeks to walk in on a naked person every time you go somewhere.


I confess that you are reading this post in the future (from me writing it).

 

[SpookySableye]

You are now cursed for 2 weeks to walk in on a naked person every time you go somewhere.


I confess that you are reading this post in the future (from me writing it).

Your punishment is to read every post made on 4chan.


I confess to being kind of addicted to anime right now.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

You must watch every anise episode... at the same time. Enjoy those first 20 minutes of absolute chaos.


I don't shitpost enough.

 

[lostwanderer]

You get shit on your post


I procrastinate a whole lot

 

[Vali Ulfr]

you are forced to work your entire life


i am allergic to bees 

 

[WavyLikePasta]

You will sit in a room of bees who may or may not sting you 


I have a cough that makes me sound like I have bronchitis..

 

[avira]

You will have to clear your throat many times in a quiet room full of people.


I seriously love spam.

 

[lostwanderer]

You only get to eat spam for the rest of your life.


I confess to not saying everything

 

[Dugym]

I confess to not saying everything

Your punishment is to

I seriously love spam.

I confess that I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.I hate spam.

 

[WavyLikePasta]

Your punishment is to eat spam for the next 5 years


I confess that leftovers the next day is disgusting (shutters)

 

[Fleur]

Your punishment is to eat day old left overs for 5 years??


my confession, is, I am less obsessed with Ace Attorney then I claim to be.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Your punishment is to, whenever somebody makes a decision in the same room as you, whether you know them or not, you must stand up, point a finger at them... And shout "OBJECTION!!"  in the loudest tone possible.


I confess to loving too many people, and yet having no love interests.

 

[Shadowfall]

Your punishment, to fall in love with your own reflection, and then to drown in it.


(Heh, Greek mythology.)


I confess ta bein' a spiky boy, and turn'n to blood fer da blood god.