Punish the person above you for their confession

[DemetrioMachete]

Now you must hand-weave a body pillow of that character.


I once tried to swallow an alka-seltzer tablet whole. (Youre supposed to dissolve it in water.)

 

[Esper Alucard]

You must get hit in the eye by a paper akla-seltzer rocket

 

[Fable]

Well, they didn't confess anything.  Bad @Lambda-11, you stalled the game.


I've pretended to fall asleep on the phone before so I could end the conversation.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

Your alarm to wake up is now remotely activated by the person you "fell asleep" on.


I've tried to dual-wield chainsaws when cutting down a tree. It went about as well as you expect.

 

[SimonBlackquill]

You punished yourself in doing so, and are now unable to use your hands for an unspecified amount of time.


I ditched a friend in order to spend more time with someone new that I found interest in.

 

[Esper Alucard]

Well, they didn't confess anything.  Bad @Lambda-11, you stalled the game.

*Whimper*


You are to propose to the interesting person, no matter what gender


I confess to having my thoughts adapt to any conversation situation (Ranging from weird to dirty)

 

[Birdsie]

Now you have to bear witness to the weirdest and dirtiest thing ever: an old, fat man in his undies smeering peanut butter on his belly button and then seductively licking his lips.

I confess that I use a coca-cola glass to drink juice.

 

[snowy raven]

All of your juice will taste like cocacola

Sometimes I forget to floss my teeth

 

[Birdsie]

You now have a dentist appointment every day at 6 o'clock and 14 o'clock. On fridays you have an additional checkup at midnight. If you miss any of them, the dentist will still deduce money from your bank account/other forms of fund storage. Should you not have enough, the police will come to resolve the problem.

I confess that my dream job is being an evil overlord/villain with a badass red cape, riding on a rhino with a minigun instead of a horn, and having an army of minions that I will conquer the world together with. Then we'd take over the UN and shave the heads of all politicians and lastly; party hard.

 

[Severia]

You now have to ride that rhino to work in that outfit everyday.

I confess that I once dragged my friend to a bar, got him drunken hard and eventually left him sleep there.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Your punishment is to get your head shaven and photos taken with an inflatable Disney princess doll while awake.

I confess I hate to drive.

 

[lostwanderer]

You are now the designated driber for your family and intoxicated friends. Have fun,

I confess that I don't know how to drive.

 

[Birdsie]

Your new job until you die is now a taxi driver, and if the police catch you; that's your problem to deal with.

I confess that I confessed love to Staff-chan some time ago, then broke up because the Staff members on discord were arguing, and now Apfel thinks I'm a cheater :|

 

[Hall Kervean]

You have to wear a sign on your avatar that says "Cheated on Staff-chan" for seventy-two hours.

I confess I never use the Kinect I bought, because it classifies as "exercise."

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

You must write a 10 page long, explicit, overly-detailed, sexy fan fiction about you and the staff-chan and then send it to her.

EDIT: You will now exercise using your Kinect, playing Sonic Free Riders, or else ninjas will attack you for ninja'ing me.

I confess I have an incest fetish.

 

[Aya Takamitsu]

You can no longer even think about incest without dying.

I confess I suck at rocket jumping in tf2.

 

[Hall Kervean]

You shall now be forced to play every other FPS and TPS game before returning with better skills to TF2.

I confess! I have a crush, and they know I exist, but only as a friend, and one of the main reasons I haven't changed that is because I'm lazy.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

You will ask her/him out. I hope you and your friend are siblin-dies

I confess that I once bullied a girl in school and that I had a crush on her for a while. It's been 2 years since I bullied her, and I regret my decision and forever feel the guilt of it.

 

[Marisathief]

You must now confess your love to her in a dramatic, very public, and immensely expensive way.

I confess to having halted rps due to neglect, then wanting to start them up again months later. Get back together like an old relationship. "BABY, I'M SORRY!"

 

[Aya Takamitsu]

You shall now be forced to play every other FPS and TPS game before returning with better skills to TF2.

I confess! I have a crush, and they know I exist, but only as a friend, and one of the main reasons I haven't changed that is because I'm lazy.

Ha! I already have done that!

 

[Oath__]

Marisathief

You must now spend over 3 months in a really bad 1x1 RP about a toaster in a relationship with toast


I confess to being REALLY offensive when in my circle of close friends, even if they don't like the jokes

 

[Hall Kervean]

You shall now have to tell 9/11 jokes to NYC firemen for an hour.

I confess to only being able to draw without color (it's the twenties wooo).

 

[Risk]

You are now only allowed to draw in color.


I confess to being bored 99% of the time.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Your punishment is to join the army, where you have a very high risk of dying. Isn't that exciting?

I confess that I think 9/11 was an inside job.

 

[RiversEdge]

You are now forced to change your name and cut all family connections to work for the FBI.

I confess that I still sleep with stuffed animals.