Post a Joke!

[CrimsonEclipse]

The game is very simple, just post a joke. Be it a pun, a knock-knock, or even a really funny story, any and all are welcome. Don't worry about bad puns and lame jokes, there's an art to it as well! Just post a joke to make someone smile.

Let me start it off.

Why was the ghost happy? Because it was in high spirits!

 

[privremen]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He asks for two beers - one for him and one for the road!

 

[cupidcreep]

my social life

 

[Axel The Englishman]

One time I was driving in my car with my three mates, all of which were lads. We came across this lass in the road who was walking from one place to the other because she didn't have a car and missed her bud. But we didn't have enough room. And I'm no sexist either. So what did I do? I left all four of 'em behind, because equality.