Colosseum Phantom Thieves Against Insanity{Corrosion V. The Potato God}

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It's been a few months after the Phantom Thieves had defeated the God, who had chained all of humanity into a life without free will. Akira, deciding it would be best to return to Tokyo, done so on a week off. However, as he stepped on the train, he soon felt...Dizzy. As if something's robbing his consciousness...

"A-Akira, you okay?!" Morgana mewed, although most people wouldn't hear it. His vision faded to black, falling asleep for a while...

--{!!}--

Soon enough, his consciousness returned, Akira waking up in a strange new location; a subway, yet with a different feel from what he's used to. Standing up, he noticed how he's wearing his Joker outfit; a black suit with red gloves and a white dove mask...Is this...Memetos?

Scouting the area, it appeared to have red glowing veins littered on the ground, as if directing them towards a source. As much as Akira wants to explore this Mementos, he has a lot more things to worry about.

"No way..." Morgana mewed in disbelief as he found himself on his bipedal form again. He soon looked at Akira, who was in his Metaverse gear...This would only mean one thing. "Welp...Looks like we're back on duty, Joker...Wherever this is." He shrugged, noticing two other women lying near them. "No way...Queen! Noir!" He called out as both Akira and Morgana came to their aid, the two women stirring awake.

"Ugh...Morgana...?" Queen, a short haired woman with a metal mask asked, rising in response to Morgana's call. She appears to wear a black and blue skinsuit of sorts. With spiked shoulders and a black scarf. "W...Why are we here?" She asked, as Noir soon noticed how Morgana looked like a cartoonish looking bipedal cat.

"Um...Why do you look like that?" Noir, a girl wearing a black mask and a purple and pink outfit, reminiscent of a that of a female monarch. "Why are we wearing our Metaverse outfits?" She noticed how she's wearing our purple hat.

"I...I don't really know." Morgana replied, soon spotting a building near them. "But that place looks like the best place for answers...Remember your training, everyone!" They all nodded in response, heading off the a strange building in the distance...

 

[Corrosion]

It had been several months since the formation of the Meme Team, and their first major mission together, which was taking out a console terrorist group who wanted to nuke the world and spread consolenism. Right now, the four members of the team were standing on a weird glowy disk in a large room with blinking machinery all around. They were, of course, standing on a Dimensional Transporter, a device that allowed its user to travel the multiverse. The Meme Team was currently hopping around the multiverse looking for a challenge to refresh their skills and grind XP.

"Alright, guys, you ready?" A young man in a black hoodie and jeans asked, turning to his teammates. He was, of course, Mountain Dew Quickscope, the latest Quickscope Master and Gaben's Chosen One, the guy who defeated the ancient hacker XxXPu55ySlay3rXxX and saved the world from his tyranny and stupid voice. His eyes glowed green from the power of the Dew flowing through his veins.

"Hell yeah! You think we're gonna fight demons like you did or something?" A hyperactive teenager standing next to him asked, visibly shaking in his position from the sugar and speed in him. He was Daniel Doritos Blazeit, Mountain's fellow prophesised Hero of MLG. His twin shotguns were securely fastened to his hips.

"As long as they prove to be a challenge." A man in full black tactical gear said as he adjusted his cap. He was Connor Stryke, elite Valve Anti-Cheat operative and tactician of the Meme Team. His Primal Saber UMP-45 hung loosely by a strap by his chest.

"Oooh, maybe they'll like some freedom!" The final member said, causing the other three to groan in annoyance at his unintelligence and obsession with freedom like the rest of his kind. Kaliber Kushing stood with a stupid shit-eating grin on his face, ACR in hand, his Power Glove glowing with... well, power.

Mountain shook away his annoyance and took out his legendary Dragon Lore AWP. The dragon spirt residing inside the gun caused it to glow gold with power. "Whatever. Let's do this!" He pushed a large red button on a control panel, causing rings to rise from the ground and start spinning, creating a large amount of wind. The hoodies of the members wearing them flowed in the wind and made them look like badasses. After several seconds of spinning, the rings lit up, before the Meme Team was enveloped by green light. "And today's opponent's will be..."

They disappeared in a flash, reappearing in a strange metro station somewhere. "... a bunch of people with weird outfits and a fucked up cat. Not what I was expecting." Mountain deadpanned, catching sight of the three people and cat thing in front of him. He sighed and pulled back the bolt on his AWP, loading a .338 Lapua Magnum round into the chamber, before slamming it back into place. "Goddamn matchmaking. Fix please."

The other members didn't say anything, instead drawing their weapons. Daniel flip-cocked his shotguns like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Connor cracked his neck and pulled back on the charging handle of his UMP, and Kaliber stood there for a few seconds, before he finally got the idea and loaded his ACR.

A countdown timer appeared in the sky.

Match begins in 10...​

 

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Phantom Thieves of Heart Vs. The Meme Team

As the Team walked around the area, a bright flash of green filled their vision and, soon enough, 4 more people appeared before then.

... a bunch of people with weird outfits and a fucked up cat. Not what I was expecting." Mountain deadpanned, catching sight of the three people and cat thing in front of him. He sighed and pulled back the bolt on his AWP, loading a .338 Lapua Magnum round into the chamber, before slamming it back into place. "Goddamn matchmaking. Fix please."

"Hey! Don't call me a Cat!" Mona hissed as the 4 strangers drew their weapons, prompting him to draw his own blade. "It's VERY rude!"

"I don't think they're insulting you, Mona." Queen stated, stepping forth as she cracked her fists. "...I think they want to fight us...They look pretty tough."

"...Guns out." Joker ordered, drawing his pistol. Noir took out a grenade launcher, trying her best to aim it at the challengers. "This is gonna get messy." He calmly stated, spotting the timer down at the skies...Trapped in another sick game, Joker gritted his teeth, preparing for the impending bloodbath.

 

[Corrosion]

Mountain saw his opponent's weapons and almost laughed. What is this, pistols, knives, and a sword? Maybe this was going to be easier than he thought. Eve though he did have to watch out for the bitch with the grenade launcher. He rolled his shoulders and stared up at the sky.

Match begins in 3... 2... 1...

The members of the Meme Team shifted into a ready position.

MATCH BEGIN

Immediately, every member fired their weapons in the general direction of their targets. Of course, while they were trying to hit them, this was mostly to cause them to scatter. Lone fighters were much easier to kill than whole groups, after all.

 

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Milady Against Firepower

'Cocky.' Joker noted, turning Noir. "I want you use Milady. Make her open fire. Everyone else, get behind her and split up." He ordered, and as soon as the countdown was on three, he snapped, making his teammates and Noir lowering her grenade launcher to hold her mask.

2...

There, the rest picked their targets; Mona picked the one in black and Queen picked the the one with the Hoodie. Joker set his sights on the teenager, his beretta drawn as he prepared for Noir's summon.

1...

"Milady!" Noir called out, removing her mask as a large feminine creature emerged behind her, seeing it as her chance to leap out of the way as the creature's skirt lifted, revealing an Army's worth of fire power. As soon as the enemies began firing, Noir commanded the creature to fire back; Unleashing her missiles, machinegun bullets, and a cannon. Of course, Noir felt the tingling as the bullets hit Milady, but it was then that the rest went ahead and rained lead on their foes behind Milady...

 

[Corrosion]

Mountain's eyes widened as a weird dress creature suddenly emerged, and a mass of weapons popped out from under its dress. He immediately crouched down and summoned his Illuminati Shield in a flash, the munitions impacting harmless against the Nokium material, although he he knocked back. Growling, he flicked his wrist, and the tips of the shield extended outwards before pointing to the creature. Then, the All-Seeing Eye opened and glowed red, before a massive laser beam that could melt steel beams shot out from it.

Meanwhile, Daniel decided to go after the dude with the mask. He quickly loaded his shotguns with Dragon's Breath and fired, the incendiary fragments leaving trails of fire as the barrel breathed a gout of flame. He dashed around his target, shooting and scooting, as he called it.

Connor immediately began to fire at the cat thing, but it was hard as fuck to hit because it was so small, even with his elite training.

Kaliber stood there like an idiot, firing his ACR wildly at his target, the girl with the metal mask. However, his ACR was so overpowered it created cracks in the concrete and caused it to shatter with each impact.

 

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Joker Vs. Daniel

The Madness doesn't end here, you see. As some of the concrete above them cracked, causing them to fall.

"Scatter!" Joker ordered, as she soon got out of the Dress' cover. "Give them pain!" A few meters upon getting out, he was already confronted by his opponent, using flamethrowers as means to attack, he danced around the flames, holstering his Beretta as he took out knife. Waoting for the perfect time, he did a backflip, landing behind the teenager as he began to retaliate with a thousand rapid slashes, soon doing a flip away from the boy with the flamethrower, drawing his pistol as he pelted the boy's back.

Mountain Vs. Noir

Seeing this as her chance, Noir took out her Ax and made a run towards Mountain as his laser was firing, calling back Milady as it disappeared in blue flames, as it reformed her mask in blue flames as she got behind him, swinging her Ax down, hopefully hitting him.

Queen Vs. Kaliber

At Joker's Order to scatter, Queen summoned a glowing blue motor bike with a face in front, dodging the flurry of bullets and the falling concrtete. She rammed the bike onto her opponent, firing some nuclear beams onto him.

Mona V. Connor

Mona nodded as he made a dash towards the man in black, taking out a slingshot and fired off three metal balls at the man in black as she soon gained enough momentum to shapeshift into a van, ramming into the man in black

 

[Corrosion]

(Note: Added abilities to Kaliber's profile I had forgotten to include earlier)

Mountain vs Noir

Mountain raised his shield to block Noir's axe strike. But Corrosion, how does he know her name? You ask. Because it's more convenient this way. The Quickscope Master immediately shifted his posture and bashed with his shield, knocking Noir back. Then, he kept away his AWP and summonded his RAM Sword, the EXPcalibur. He charged fowards with his shield raised to block any further strikes, then immediately swung his sword in a wide arc, before bringing it down.

Daniel vs Joker

Daniel's opponent did a rather impressive backflip (though certainly not as impressive as his own acrobatic feats) and landed behind him, before opening up with a fury of rapid knife slashes. Unfortunately for him, Daniel was much faster. He immediately whirled around and dodged each slash, before holstering his shotguns and pulling out his tomahawks. He deflected Joker's weak Beretta shots and dashed forwards in a flash, before unleashing his own bladed assault with his twin axes.

Connor vs Mona

Connor grunted as the metal balls impacted his armour. It was more of an annoyance than anything, as his kevlar and handwavium body armour was meant to stop bullets and energy blasts. Connor turned around, only to get smashed by a black van that had appeared out of nowhere. The VAC operative was carried along as it sped through the station. Undeterred, he grabbed onto the bonnet and pulled himself onto the roof, before crouching down and aiming his UMP down. He immediately unloaded an entire magazine into the van, the 9mm bullets easily piercing through its thin metal skin as he swept his shots up and down.

Kaliber vs Queen

Though Kaliber may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, he wasn't a complete idiot. He immediately rolled to the side, doding the glowing bike. Queen swung around, intending to ram into him, firing off some energy blasts. Kaliber raised his Power Gloved hand, and a translucent and glowing 8-bit wall appeared, blocking the attacks. He waited for the bike to near, before drawing his fist back and bringing it forwards, smashing into the front of the vehicle and causing an explosion of coloured pixels.

 

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Mona & Zorro Vs. Conner

"Meeerrrooowwww!!" Mona mewed in pain, causing him to shift back into his bepedal form whilst moving, both of them heading for a chained up gate. Mona saw the gates and skidded to a halt, then immediately leaped back, allowing Connor to hit at the wall first. "Grrr...I just have my fur brushed up for Lady Ann!" He hissed at the opponent, standing back up he raised his paw.

"Come, my Other Self!" Mona said with a burst of energy erupting from him. The energy formed into a masculine looking figure with a VERY swole torso and arms holding a long, yet small looking rapier. It bore a yellow sclera and blue pupils, along with an overly spikey moustache; "Zorro!"

Zorro immediately swung his blade into a 'Z', The slash glowing green as it soon shot off towards his opponent like a gust of wind.

Noir Vs Mountain

As Noir was knocked back by Mountain's shield, she immediately switched into her Grenade Launcher and shot at the opponent, only to be blocked by his shield to push him back. Yet, to her surprise, his assault did not stop. Seeing the risen blade, she immediately jumped to the side, summoning Milady once more as she dodged the swing. Milady, this time, did not reveal her weapons. But instead, dealt Psychic attacks onto Mountain, filling his vision with circles and swirls as his brain made him believed to have suffered physical damage.

(Wow, my lineup is literally there!)

Joker Vs Daniel

Joker's opponent was impressive. His skill with the axes and reflexes clearly matches his own. Dodging his own flurry, Joker leapt backwards at the last slice, holding his mask as he seemingly rips it from his face; emerging from blue flames, a demonic figure clad in red cackled; it's blackened wings spread as it raised it's sharpened heel, attempting to stomp down his opponent. As Arsene did this, Akira once more open fired at his opponent, unloading a round on him as Arsene soon floated idly in wait for his next command.


Queen Vs. Kaliber

Queen saw this coming; attempting to maneuver her bike as she got near, causing him to hit the bike's rear guards, denting it. She groaned by the hit her Persona received, causing her to recall her Persona as she jumped off her bike, taking the chance to step on her opponent's face and jumped off with full force. Upon landing, she took out her Revolver, aiming it at her opponent and unloading all six bullets on him while he moved.

 

[Corrosion]

Mountain vs Noir

While the swirly circles and flashing colours may have affected the normal mind, Mountain's brain was far from normal. In fact, his was the opposite of normal. So, while the attack may have caused a sane mind to go mad, insanity was pretty much part of the course for those who lived in Mlgolia. "Huh. Neat." Mountain muttered, only slightly distracted by the weird sights. It reminded him of both times he fought in XxXPu55ySlay3rXxX's dimension, which constantly played dubstep and random noises in the background.

The Quickscope Master desummoned his sword and shield and took out his AWP, but not before taking out what appeared to be a Mountain Dew can with a pin and spoon. Mountain pulled out the pin and tossed the grenade at the dress thing. Just as the object was right in between Noir and Milady (fucking neckbeards), Mountain raised his AWP and fired. The grenade immediately detonated and sent 1337 volts of lethal neon green electricity shooting out in arcs for a few seconds, shocking both of them.

Daniel vs Joker

Like Daniel, Joker dodged every one of his tomahawk slices and jumped backwards. Daniel did the same and performed a quick backwards handspring. When he got to his feet, fire suddenly appeared in front of him, and a demonic figure emerged from the flames before attempting to step on him. Daniel promptly loaded and fired a pair of Tazer rounds into its foot, sending a non-lethal but paralysing shock through its body, before sidestepping the foot as gravity and momentum sent it crashing to the floor.

Daniel caught sight of Joker hiding behind his summon like a little pussy, before swiftly dodging a fired round. The Twin Shotgunner immediately dashed forwards in a blur of orange and grey, kicking him target once in the chest before dropping to the floor. He immediately began to before a series of powermoves, first sweeping and tripping Joker, before performing several flares, each one kicking Joker in the face, sending him flying backwards.

Connor vs Mona

Connor was flung off the van when it suddenly stopped, sending him crashing into a chained-up gate. Grunting, he picked himself up, only to see a bright flash in front of him. He looked up to see a large and muscular figure with the tiny head of the cat, only with a ridiculous moustache. It kind of looked like a fucked up blow-up model. It slashed its thin rapier in a Z shape, before the letter sudden shot towards the VAC operative. He immediately performed a quick combat roll to the side. The energy smashed into the gate next to him and blew it off its hinges. Connor stood back up and adjusted his cap, before taking out and tossing a pair of flashbangs at Mona.

They detonated and enveloped the immediate area around the cat in a blinding white light as he was both blinded and deafened by the blast. Connor took this time to load a magazine filled with cryogenic rounds into his UMP. Once done, he immediately opened fire, the rounds causing ice crystals to form with each hit.

Kaliber vs Queen

Kaliber made an odd squeaky sound when his face was stepped on by Queen, almost like an inflatable dog toy. Disoriented, he was unprepared for when she emptied her gun into his back. It immediately caused his vison to go red and his heart to beat in his ears. "Ow, you bitch!" He cried, returning fire with his ACR before he ducked behind a pillar. He took a breath as his vision returned to normal, the sound of his heart disappearing as his health regenerated. Once he had fully recovered, he pulled out a frag and tossed it at Queen, the explosive making its signature clink clink as it bounced off the concrete surface.

 

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Joker, Arsene and Queen Vs. Daniel and Kaliber

Joker, being flung back, felt the force of Daniel's kick on his face. That enough is obvious. His mask returning, he landed on the ground with a skid, finding himself near Queen, who is charging through the hail of bullets. Joker soon followed towards her direction, only to find a Frag grenade being thrown. Joker immediately summoned Arsene once more, redirecting the frag towards Daniel with a kick. Due to the momentum, Arsene had to flap it's wings, as a bunch of red, spirit like energy signatures soon began to swarm both Daniel and Kaliber.

The Eiha swarm ravaged around their victim's bodies; slashing and tearing then soon coliding into their victim's torso and dispersing; crushing it. Queen, seeing this as her chance, summoned Johanna once more and rammed it at Kaliber, letting out the Nuclear flares once more to send him flying.

"Let's switch dance partners." Joker raised his hand in a open palm, and Queen soon sped past him, smacking his palm as he soon let out a grin; Joker now targeting Kaliber as he recalled Arsene once more. He ran over towards Kaliber, soon slashing him with his knife with great speed and momentum as he bounced around Kaliber, himself, letting out a flurry of strikes from one area to another.

Queen, on the other hand, proceeded to fire more nuclear flares at Daniel as she rammed him, pushing him forward as she repeated punched him with one hand brutally.

Noir Vs. Mountain

"Eep!" Noir shrieked as she soon kicked the can, only to be welcomed with green lightning shocking her and a barrage of bullets being fired at her. This caused Milady to be recalled, as Noir was flung back, brought to her knees. She took out her grenade launcher once more, firing a couple of grenades as she soon hid on one of the open gates, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.

Mona Vs. Conner

"Those are--!!" Mona immediately recognized what was thrown, prompting him and Zorro to close their eyes, with Zorro opening them due to it's eye sight being better than Morgana himself. Despite being deafened, Zorro could actually feel his arm getting shot, causing it to freeze over. To his luck, it wasn't his sword arm. Mona hissed in pain as he opened his eyes; the blindness effect of the Flashbang subsiding as he rolled to the side, commanding Zorro to pierce Conner with his rapier at full force.

 

[Corrosion]

Mountain vs Noir

Mountain immediately raised his AWP and rapidly quickscoped several grenades, causing them to explode in the air. Unfortunately, he didn't manage to get all of them with his AWP's shitty fire rate. The detonated by his feet and on contact with his body, knocking him backwards. He grunted as he was flung across the station and skid on his back, before using his feet to stop himself via friction. He stood up with his rifle raised, only to find Noir nowhere in sight. He looked around, before coming to the only place she could possibly be hiding at this distance: the gate.

Smirking, he bent his knees, before disappearing in a flash of green light. He reappeared behind the gate, catching Noir by surpirse as he summoned his sword and shield, slicing with EXPcalibur.

Daniel and Kaliber vs Joker, Arsene, and Queen

"Ha ha! Take that, you-" He froze when he heard the sudden clink of a grenade. Looking down, he saw one of Kaliber's grenades by his feet. With a yelp, he kicked it away, which exploded not long after. "Hey, what the hell, man?!" He yelled to Kaliber, who had run towards him and was now standing next to him, reloading.

"Sorry," He apologised, loading another mag into his ACR and cocking it. "That bitch over there kicked it to you." The two stood next to each other, staring down their two opponents (and summon). Kaliber turned to Daniel. "Tag Team?" He asked.

Daniel nodded. "Tag Team." The two then shifted into a combat pose, as their opponents did the same. Joker made the first move, using Arsene to send a swarm of energy projectiles flying towards them and surrounding them. Daniel stood in the same spot and vibrated at an incredibly fast rate, causing each energy signature to miss its target. Kaliber wasn't so lucky, and even though he raised his Power Glove to protect himself, the energy still ripped at his body. Then he was sent flying when Queen successfully rammed into him with that glowy motorcycle of hers.

He grunted as he crashed into the ground a fair distance back. He shakily got to his feet, before he caught sight of Queen speeding towards him and firing away some energy blasts. Instead of shielding himself, however, he simply crouched down and placed his palms in front of him, taking the hits even as his vision went red. When the motorcycle rammed into him, his Power Glove glowed, and the area around him seemed to explode as concrete cracked below him. Yet, he wasn't flung back like last time. He was standing in the same spot as his shoes dug into the shattered concrete. Then with a growl, he lifted the motorcycle up into the air and flung it into a nearby concrete pillar, causing it to explode. No, not a shower of concrete, but an actual fireball Michael Bay would be proud of.

Was there like fifteen tons of TNT in that pillar or something?

Meanwhile, Daniel was currently locked in a round of mortal combat with Joker. The two were so evenly-matched that none of their strikes passed through their weapons, neither Daniel's tomahawks nor Joker's knife got past the metal of each other's blades. He quickly spun around and delivered a spinning hook kick to the side of Joker's head, before backflipping away. As soon as he landed, he caught sight of Kaliber, and smirked.

"Tag Team it!"

The background of the area the three fighters were in suddenly faded into an orange and grey landscape. In the Tag Team Realm, the attackers were fully on the offensive. Daniel dashed towards Joker and proceeded to unleash a fury of brutal tomahawk slashes, before embedding both axes into his shoulders and headbutting him. Then Daniel ripped them out and dropped to the floor, before delivering a fierce double sideways kick. The kick sent Joker stumbling backwards, right into the path of Kaliber.

The 'Murican immediately smacked his opponent across the face with his rifle, before he unloaded an entire magazine into Joker's body. Then he ran fowards and punched him in the face with the Power Glove, sending him flying back. To top it all off, he primed a grenade and tossed it at Joker, who had just only touched the ground, and turned away as it exploded.

182 HITS!

Their Tag Team Combo over, the scenery returned to normal.

Connor vs Mona

Connor coughed out a wad of blood as he was impaled, but he wasn't out just yet. He grabbed the sword and pulled himself towards his opponent, before taking out his P250 and emptying it into Zorro's tiny head. When it ran dry, he pulled out his Karambit and sliced across Zorro's throat, the blade sending out waves of electricity as it made contact with the cat's skin. The VAC operative then slid off the blade and tossed another flashbang, rolling away just as it detonated. He quickly ducked behind some cover as he examined his injuries.

One, the blade had gone right through, and two, his health was already in the red. Furrowing his brows, he took activated his radio. "Overlord, come in. This is De Duster. Requesting airstrike."

"Copy that, Duster. Airstrike on the way, ETA one mike." Came the response. A short time later, a pair of F-15E Strike Eagles painted in the black and white colours of Steam appeared from somewhere over the horizon, their engines screaming as each dropped their payload of five JDAMs. The bombs dropped and exploded around Zorro, causing a massive fireball to form.