Poetry Passive Aggressive

[Walliver]

Excuse me if I offend you
Excuse me if I unfriend you
Excuse me if I make an off joke
Excuse yourself, go blow off some smoke
Excuse me, excuse me
I’m so tired of saying
Excuse me, excuse me
Your morals are swaying
I’m not sorry if I offend you
I’m not sorry if I unfriend you
If you’re offended by something I say
I’ll put a spoiler on it, and you can go away
Because I will not hold back the authentic me
Just because you have a box for who I’m supposed to be