Mountain Dew Quickscope, Chosen of Gaben

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Name: Mountain Dew Quickscope

Age: 19

Appearance: Mountain wears an unzipped dark grey MLG hoodie over a black, white, and red FaZe Clan T-shirt, with dark blue jeans fastened by a black leather belt, and black and green sports shoes. He would look fairly average if not for his AWP strapped to his back and KAP-40 holstered by his hip. His sword and shield are usually not present, as he is able to summon them at will. He has short and messy black hair and a Flymemo EACH G4000 Noise Cancelling Headset hanging around his neck. He wears a pair of armoured fingerless gloves on his hands for protection when in combat, and when he's gaming. His formerly-blue eyes are now green after getting his powers, glowing slightly in the dark. He stands at a fairly average 5'11" and has a lean build with light skin.

Personality: Cocky and confident in his abilities, Mountain is your typical MLG tryhard. He much of a trash-talking loudmouth, not afraid to vocally voice his opinions in the most offensive way possible. He loves taunting his opponents, and he often gets distracted by this. While his attitude may make him seem like he is all bark and no bite, it couldn't be further from the truth, as he is still one of the greatest warriors on the face on Mlgolia. Although he isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, he is smart enough to plan ahead, and is highly unpredictable, moving in erratic patterns. Mountain has also shown to have an inability to pay attention, getting distracted and bored easily. Loves Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Doritos-flavoured Mountain Dew. Hates casuals, noobs, hackers, casual noob hackers, and Electronic Arts.

Bio: Mountain was a normal albeit highly skilled gamer who loved pwning noobs with his friend Daniel Doritos Blazeit. The two of them lived in the realm of Mlgolia, where everything MLG comes to life. The sun is a gigantic Dorito, the birds are airhorns, and the seas are salty from the tears of LoL players. One day, they were approached by an old man who told them that it was their destiny to stop an ancient hacker forever because their names were written in an ancient prophecy written by Gaben himself. So they went on a dew (see what I did there?) adventure. Eventually, after accidentally shooting the old man in the face and killing Thor, they found themselves in the hacker's dimension. They then battled the hacker XxXPu55ySlay3rXxX the Destroyer of Networks and managed to defeat him. However, Pussyslayer was not beat yet, and he ran away like a little bitch, vowing to pwn their asses next time.

Mountain and Daniel pursued him, gaining new weapons and defeating multiple threats along the way. Finally, after an overly long adventure through time and space and multiple universes, they managed to catch Pussyslayer. With their new weapons and powers, they prepared to defeat him once and for all. Unfortunately, Pussyslayer used the power of Ultimate Hax and very nearly defeated the two, and he almost killed Mountain until the quickscoper managed to distract him with his 500GB porn stash. Using his distraction, Mountain sliced off Pussyslayer's balls with his sword, before quickscoping him 69 times. It was only then that the hacker was defeated, and order was restored to Mlgolia once more.

The two, having fulfilled the prophecy, were transported to the Temple of Gaben and met Lord Gaben himself. Mountain was then granted the title of Gaben's Chosen and became the newest Quickscope Master, legendary heroes with ridiculous powers. Daniel, unfortunately, did not become a Quickscope Master as he was based around shotguns, and he failed to meet the age limit of eighteen years. He was, however, given badass new weapons and accepted into the Steam School of MLG, a prestigious trickshotting academy.

Sometime later, word had gotten out that Electronic Arts, Steam and Lord Gaben's mortal enemy, was planning to unleash the tyranny of Downloadable Content and Preordered Games to the world. Mountain was called upon to stop this threat. Reuniting with Daniel and several other heroes, they embarked on their quest into the heart of EA: Origin. The squad fought their way through swaths of Origin soldiers and made it to EA's headquarters. However, Andrew Wilson, the head of EA and evilest man alive, was there to stop them. He managed to defeat the entire Steam squad except for Mountain and Daniel (because they were the main characters). Mountain unleashed his True MLG form and defeated Andrew Wilson for good, ending Origin and EA forever.

Following the Fall of Origin, Mountain and Daniel decided to form a badass MLG team of only the best fighters in the world. They searched high and low, eventually finding the right fighters that matched the description: an elite Valve Anti-Cheat operative named Connor Stryke, and a young 'Murican gamer who wielded the legendary Power Glove named Kaliber Kushing. With these four members, the Meme Team was formed. The four then went on to join Mountain and Daniel's MLG team, DPS Gaming, and formed a band called Minus World.

A week after the founding of the Meme Team, they caught word of a group of evil console peasants plotting to nuke the world and spread consolenism. Of course, not wanting to let dirty peasants take over the world, the Meme Team embarked on a quest to stop them. Along the way, they managed to take out a crime syndicate responsible for making several Steam residents go insane after making shitty, low-quality memes. After that was done, they resumed their quest, eventually infiltrating the terrorist base in Terroristland in the Middle East and destroying it, saving the world. Their heroic exploits were soon heard about, and they were hailed as heroes.

After the whole ordeal, the four purchased a modern mansion overlooking Heisenberg Lake in the countryside a fair distance from Montage City, the capital city of Steam, and lived together in their new base of operations. They also built a secret base underground, but that's a secret. The team would go on to function as a super elite force that would respond to threats around the nation.

Some time later, the four were notified by Major Faartz, the director of the Moderation and Divisional Security (MODS), the security agency of Steam, of a Ubisoft server going dark. He told them to hurry up, because the Rainbow Six Siege players were getting pissed off. And so they did, travelling to the server building. Upon entering, they noticed that everything was fine, until the team was suddenly attacked by a group of dudes dressing in Nazi apparel that was totally not stolen from Wolfenstein: The New Order. After a pretty short firefight and pwning the Nazi wannabes, Mountain came face to face with the commander, who was a generic Nazi officer with blonde hair and blue eyes. The Quickscope Master managed to kick his ass, but the officer told him that he was just 'the first of many'. The officer was then promptly copyrighted by Marvel for stealing the line from Captain America.

Puzzling over his words, the team restarted the server, and went outside to check if everything was good. However, Kaliber suddenly bumped into what seemed to be thin air, and the team uncovered a UFO-like craft hidden by a camouflage tarp. They decided to investigate, and went inside. Daniel, being the idiot that he was, decided to push all the buttons and accidentally activated the craft's self-destruct. The four managed to escape just before the UFO exploded like something out of a Bay film.

The team retrieved the remains and headed back to base, where they studied them. Connor, being the brains of the group and only sane man, made a startling discovery: the Nazis, after getting their asses kicked in World War II, made a pact with the Illuminati and escaped to the dark side of the moon, where they had constructed a bigass moonbase and had built an army, and were waiting for the right moment to invade and have their revenge on the filthy non-Aryans. This new Fourth Reich was collectively known as the Illuminazis. Now faced with the impending invasion, they called Faartz and tried to warn him, but he declared the story bullshit and called them fucking retarded, before asking them to fuck off because he was busy playing Rainbow Six Siege.

Desperate to get the warning out, the four headed to Montage themselves to personally show Faartz the evidence. Upon doing so and presenting him with the evidence, Faartz reluctantly quit his game and decided to study the files and evidence. Satisfied, the Meme Team went out for lunch.

While discussing the situation over lunch, the Illuminazis finally decided to invade with huge spaceships and upgraded versions of WWII jet aircraft for some reason. The team was forced to fend off the Illuminazis until Steam's military arrived. The Illuminazis were pushed out of Steam after a long battle that would probably be at least five Call of Duty missions. However, their work was not done yet, as while the Illuminazis were no longer on Steam, other parts of the world were still fighting them off, such as the United States of 'Murica, Best Korea, and the Illuminazi's sworn enemy, Russia.

The team was ordered to travel to 'Murica to assist and to meet up with the commanders of the newly-formed Anti-Illuminazi Coalition of Freedom. Travelling there on the Memejet, they were attacked by Illuminazi fighters, with some excellent piloting skills by Mountain, they managed to evade and destroy the enemy fighters, until the remainder was destroyed by 'Murican fighter planes. Landing, they were greeted and briefed by General Hank Freeland. From there, they were asked to participate on an attack on an Illuminazi base with Coalition forces.

Successfully managing to destroy the base with the help of elite US Navy Special Forces group Seal Team 69, they were moved to a top secret base known as Area 5.1, which was definitely not the infamous Area 51 with a hastily-added dot after the five. There, Kaliber upgraded the Memejet and made it a single-stage to orbit space fighter craft thingy, which also meant that it was now a motherfucking space fighter. The team took off and began to travel to the moon with a space fleet built by literally every country in secret. They were met with massive opposition by Illuminazi forces, but thanks to his Star Fox skills, Mountain managed to rekt the Illuminazi fighters.

Landing inside the moonbase, the team, along with Coalition space marines, battled their way through the complex in order to destroy it from within. Reaching the central chamber, they were suddenly met with the final boss: Mecha Hitler. Hitler had been turned into a cyborg with an over-engineered robot body, laser eyes, and testicles made from steel. All the Coalition forces were immediately killed in like five seconds, because that's what unimportant characters do. Working as a team, the Meme Team, brought down Hitler for good after an incredibly long and awesome as fuck battle. The pure nazium core powering Hitler's body went critical, and the Meme Team managed to escape just in time for the core to detonate, causing the moonbase to explode and ripping off a sizable chunk of the moon with it. The aftermath pretty much made the moon look like the one in RWBY, just not as broken.

Returning ti Mlgolia, the team were once again hailed as heroes, and the support from every government on the planet. The four returned to their home and continued their work as Mlgolia's protectors, Mountain getting several million more YouTube subscribers and a bajillion tons of weed.

Equipment:
  • Dragon Lore AWP: The fabled AWP in its final form. Blessed by Lord Gaben himself, this is a weapon of true power. In addition to the legendary stopping power of a stock AWP, the dragon spirit inside the rifle can propel projectiles to absurd speeds and bestow infinite range, although it is a bolt-action sniper, meaning it has a slow fire rate and needs to be reloaded after every shot. It can fire three different types of ammo: Standard, Doritos, and Nokia. The Standard ammo is a regular .338 Lapua Magnum round. The Doritos round is visually similar to a .338 caliber round, although it is coloured orange and glows. This round leaves an orange trail of spicy Doritos dust as it streaks through the air. Upon hitting a target, it explodes, sending Doritos dust everywhere, before a secondary explosive ignites the dust. Nokia rounds are the most powerful of the three. They are essentially Nokia 3310s in the shape of a .338 caliber round. Thanks to the indestructible properties of Nokium, the toughest material in existence, it cannot be stopped, and can punch through reinforced concrete with ease, passing through one side to the other without stopping. Used sparingly by Mountain as he can only hold a maximum of six Nokia rounds at any time.
  • RAM Sword, EXPcalibur II: A one-handed sword constructed out of ancient RAM cards. Its blade glows green with power around the edges, and leaves a visible arc with each swing. It can cut through almost anything, and is pretty much indestructible. Mountain can stab it into the ground, causing it to produce a massive shockwave. Replaced the EXPcalibur (Doritos Sword) after its destruction during the events of The Meme Team.
  • KAP-40: A powerful automatic pistol with a high fire rate and damage. Deadly at close ranges, ineffective at longer ranges.
  • Illuminati Shield: After defeating the Beta Illuminati, Mountain gained this piece of equipment. It is a triangular green shield of the Illuminati, and is indestructible. The All-Seeing Eye can open and fire a massive laser, although it has a lengthy charge up time and cooldown. The eye also functions as a surveillance device.
  • Mountain Dew Grenades: Explosive Mountain Dew cans. Incredibly reactive and can deal heavy electric damage.

Fighting Style: Mountain is mostly a ranged combatant, hardscoping from a distance. Thanks to years of trickshotting and owning noobs at everything, he has lightning-fast reflexes, which, incidentally, also comes from his excessive consumption of Red Bull. He is a frightening fighter at all ranges, from long to melee. He is a master quickscoper and trickshotter, being able to land headshots from across the map while doing a 1080. He is also incredibly skilled with his Doritos Sword and Illuminati Shield, able to parry attacks and bash with his shield. Mountain utilises his teleport ability to blitz opponents with either his sword or AWP, dealing heavy damage. He is nimble and as fast as an ADHD kid on speed, allowing him to easily dodge projectiles such as knives or magic bolts, and even bullets. He prefers to stay at range as his rifle is far more destructive, and he is generally more fragile than other fighters.

Normal Skills: Mountain is an expert gamer who has won numerous MLG tournaments, and is the leader of his team, DPS Gaming. He is also a world-class sharpshooter who has also won dozens of world championships. While not as good as Kaliber, the team's dedicated mechanic, he is still an amazing mechanic and engineer, being the one who upgraded the Meme Team's primary mode of long-range air transport, the Memejet, which is an upgraded Cessna Citation X+ with supersonic capabilities. Also a pretty good musician.

Abilities:
  • Instant Teleportation: Mountain can teleport instantaneously to any location within a large radius. He uses this ability to teleport-spam opponents with his sword.
  • Enhanced Reflexes: Mountain has the reflexes of someone playing CoD on 14 sensitivity. He can see and dodge thrown projectiles like knives and arrows, and can even deflect fired bullets with his sword.
  • Enhanced Strength: While not over the top, Mountain has the strength to flip a car, and can carry several dozen kilograms without effort.
  • Pocket Dimension: Mountain can store any object in his back pocket, including more guns, food, and even vehicles.
  • Illuminati Summon: After defeating the Beta Illuminati, Mountain gained the ability to summon a fragment of it. When summoned, it shoots lasers out of its eyes and constantly plays the X-Files theme song. It is a small pyramid that functions like an attack drone and follows Mountain around.
  • Renegerating Immortality: After officially becoming a Quickscope Master and Chosen of Gaben, Mountain gained immortality, and as such, also gained the ability to regenerate health at an incredibly fast rate, but only when out of combat.
  • True MLG Form: Unleashing his True MLG form, Mountain is surrounded by a green aura, and rotating Mountain Dew crystals which render him invulnerable to damage until they are broken. The crystals shoot energy beams at targets. He can fly during this time, and he becomes even stronger and faster than before, able to block and dodge most attacks. His weapons also become incredibly powerful, such as the blade of his sword becoming monomolecular and rounds fired from his rifle travelling through the air almost instantly. However, he loses the ability to teleport. His eyes also glow pure green as a badass remix of Darude - Sandstorm plays in the background.
(Yep, I actually paid an artist around eighty dollars to draw my character for me.)
 
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