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Realistic or Modern Mountain Dew and Doritos: Adventures in Mlgolia

Corrosion

Corrosion

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Mountain Dew and Doritos: Legends of Quickscoping takes place in the mystical land of Mlgolia where all things MLG exist. You assume the role of one of the titular characters, Mountain Dew Quickscope, a 17 year-old gamer who likes games, and his adventures with his gaming buddy, Daniel Doritos Blazeit. Based on my book Mountain Dew and Doritos: An Epic MLG Tale. Several ideas in this RP may be added to the actual book if they are good enough!


Read it here: Mountain Dew and Doritos: An Epic MLG Tale - Hostile - Wattpad


MLG used as a word 'Mlg' is pronounced 'Melge'.
 
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Mountain was lying in his bed, dreaming of weed and Gaben, when he was awoken by the sound of his alarm clock blasting the drop from Knife Party's 'Centipede' at full volume. Groaning, he hastily sat up and pulled out his trusty CheyTac Intervention sniper rifle, the Camping Crusader, and swiftly noscoped the machine. It exploded into a miniature nuclear fireball. Still upset that he had been awoken from his vivid dream of playing Half-Life 3, he hopped off his bed and walked out his bedroom and downstairs into his living room. He sat down at his dining table, deciding on what to eat for breakfast.


What should Mountain have?


[1] Doritos cereal with Mountain Dew


[2] Weed sandwich, with a glass of apple juice


[3] A banana


Maximum of five votes.
 
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[2] Weed sandwich, with a glass of apple juice


After many minutes of pondering what he should eat, Mountain decided to trust the giant people on the other side of the screen and have a weed sandwich for breakfast. He got up from the table and walked over to his kitchen counter and retrieved a slice of Wonder Bread. Then, he walked out his house to his garden that grew nothing but marijuana, and sliced off a leaf from the nearest plant. He rolled up the leaf in his bread like a breaddy joint, and lit it on fire using a flamethrower mounted to his wall. He then proceeded to swallow the flaming yeasty joint in one go. He could feel the healthy vegetables entering his body. Satisfied, he walked back in, when he suddenly felt a burning pain in his throat. The floury joint was still burning down there. Rushing over to his refrigerator, he grabbed a carton of apple juice and poured its contents into a glass. Tossing the carton back into the fridge and slamming the door shut, he picked up the cup and drank the glass, tossing the juice out the window, which covered a random bird with the acidic liquid, causing it to melt into the ground. Mountain gave a satisfied sigh, and made his way over to his couch, preparing to play some Black Ops II and hardscope some noobs. But halfway there, he heard a knock on his door. Grumbling, he stomped over, and ripped it open. No one was there. Just before he closed it, a thirteen year-old kid suddenly dropped from his roof. "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" He cried.


How should Mountain react?





[1] Scream like a little pussy


[2] Bitchslap him in the face


[3] Stand there and do nothing like a brain dead retard
 
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Corrosion said:
[2] Weed sandwich, with a glass of apple juice
After many minutes of pondering what he should eat, Mountain decided to trust the giant people on the other side of the screen and have a weed sandwich for breakfast. He got up from the table and walked over to his kitchen counter and retrieved a slice of Wonder Bread. Then, he walked out his house to his garden that grew nothing but marijuana, and sliced off a leaf from the nearest plant. He rolled up the leaf in his bread like a breaddy joint, and lit it on fire using a flamethrower mounted to his wall. He then proceeded to swallow the flaming yeasty joint in one go. He could feel the healthy vegetables entering his body. Satisfied, he walked back in, when he suddenly felt a burning pain in his throat. The floury joint was still burning down there. Rushing over to his refrigerator, he grabbed a carton of apple juice and poured its contents into a glass. Tossing the carton back into the fridge and slamming the door shut, he picked up the cup and drank the glass, tossing the juice out the window, which covered a random bird with the acidic liquid, causing it to melt into the ground. Mountain gave a satisfied sigh, and made his way over to his couch, preparing to play some Black Ops II and hardscope some noobs. But halfway there, he heard a knock on his door. Grumbling, he stomped over, and ripped it open. No one was there. Just before he closed it, a thirteen year-old kid suddenly dropped from his roof. "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" He cried.


How should Mountain react?





[1] Scream like a little pussy


[2] Bitchslap him in the face


[3] Stand there and do nothing like a brain dead retard
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[1] Scream like a little pussy


Mountain immediately let out a scream like literally every single white girl in horror movies, falling onto his ass. His attacker dropped down from the roof and onto his neck, which audibly snapped. His crumpled-up body lay there for a second, blood seeping from the wound, before he suddenly stood up, as if some unseen force had picked him up. The kid then turned to look at Mountain, snapping his neck back into place. Yes. Because in Mlgolia, the laws of physics and logic need not apply. He walked over to Mountain, who was still on his ass. "Wow. When did you become such a pussy?" He asked


Mountain, who had probably shat himself, shook his head. "I'm not a pussy-" He stopped when he realised his voice was still around twenty octaves higher than normal. He coughed, cleared his throat, and pounded his chest several times. "I'm not a pussy!" He repeated, his voice back to its natural pitch. He stood back up, and he easily towered over the younger boy by a few inches. "Since when were you such an asshole?" Mountain asked, leaning closer to him. The younger boy laughed. "Since forever!" The boy in question was Daniel Doritos Blazeit, Mountain's best 'friend', a thirteen year-old trash-talking gamer. The kind everyone hates because they haven't reached puberty yet, claimed to have seen boobs in real life, challenge everyone to '1v1 them irl', and don't know what the meaning of 'superannuated' is. "Eh, whatever. We're gonna do shit today!" Mountain replied, and walked out his front door. He was greeted with the familiar scent of Cool Ranch Doritos. You see, in the land of Mlgolia, logic doesn't apply. Weed grew in the place of flowers, trees were replaced with organic sniper rifles, the sun is a gigantic warm Nacho Cheese Dorito, and the faint sound of Darude-Sandstorm constantly played in the background. It was beautiful. Mountain took a deep breath, and telepathically asked the giant people on the other side of the screen who we now refer to as the 'Readers' with a capital R.


Where should Mountain and Daniel go?





[1] MLG Academy


[2] Quickscoping Park


[3] Hundred Weedcre Woods


[4] Meth Waterfalls


[5] Wal-Mart
 
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