Make an anime sound really bad in 1 sentence.

[Noble Scion]

"I'm going to be the pirate king, I'm going to be the pirate king, I'm going to be the pirate king, nosebleed, I'm going to be the pirate king, Gomu Gomu No...I'm gonna be the pirate king!"

One Piece

"Your a super saiyan, your a super saiyan, your a super saiyan, your a super saiyan!"

Dragon Ball Z - Dragon Ball Super

"Woah, I died of shock now I'm in this mystical fantasy world with highly sexualized girls!"

Konosuba

"I'm gonna eat you, eat you, eat you, eat you, uhhhhhhh eat you,

Large spoiler for people who haven't read Tokyo Ghoul manga incoming!!:


"Oh and I just died and got my memories erased, neato!"


Tokyo Ghoul

Spoiler

There’s a function for spoilers btw

 

[yaboi.guzma]

local game making company, Gamefreak, runs out of ideas yet again! (Pokemon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon)

 

[Sir Swigglesworth]

Lets go fuck little boys, wakey wakey Kevin Spacy (Boku no Pico)

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

The real Blend S before Blend S- WORKING

 

[bluuuu]

"baka baka baka baka im dyting baka baka"

 

[cherub.]

attack on titan is trash









bye

 

[youngkyun]

fruit flies are always at it, and the main character is always sexually frustrated.

Shimoneta

 

[Neon Valkyrie]

Sword Art Online; "... I will like, srsly just die if we don't finish this raid."

The Witchblade Anime; "Fans of the comic series were always complaining about the lack of cleavage, and the excess of plot."

Kite: Liberator; "Kevin Spacey's worst nightmare."

Spoiler

Gurren Lagaan: "A Quarter of the way through, your favourite character is going to die."

Death Note; "Halfway through, your favourite character is going to die."

Trigun: "Three Quarters of the way through, your favourite character is going to die."

 

[IFudgedUp]

The first episode is just talking about pastries for 30 minutes.

Lucky Star

 

[ZettaiRoren]

Social reject with a monster inside of him wants to become the leader of his town, despite being different.

Naruto.

 

[AngelicSavant]

Dog guy and samefaces go on a hike

- Inuyasha

 

[aaaah]

A guy gets a black eye. Literally.

- Tokyo Ghoul

 

[IFudgedUp]

Guy dies, shenanigans ensue.

Yu Yu Hakusho

 

[Birarbun]

Rocks Vs The Moon
Featuring Sea Snails

(Land of the Lustrous)

 

[Jean Otus]

Boy falls in love with a girl's unhealthy coping mechanism, helps?

-Love, Chuunibyou, and other Delusions

 

[S n o w]

One man's plot to flatten another with vending machines for several seasons.
-Durarara

Two gods fight an alien rabbit woman, then each other, then settle down and have kids.
-Naruto Shipppuden

 

[hologram]

A kid falls down an enormous hole of suffering with her loyal robot friend.
Made in Abyss

 

[arctic]

boku no pico.

- boku no pico

 

[Strawberry Ink]

A kid falls down an enormous hole of suffering with her loyal robot friend.
Made in Abyss

"Hi I'm a twelve year old girl and I kind of broke off a ruler inside of your rectum." - Made in Abyss

FTFY

 

[SCSaya06]

Boyband goes to Earth to destroy it but ends up saving it.

Gundam Wing

 

[Flowiest D]

Afro samurai: Samuel L Jackson fanfic.

 

[jia hui]

“let’s just unnecessarily scream while the director tells us to add colours”

- fairy tail

 

[Ezleurnoe]

The moment "Objection" is spoken, unnecessary wind effects shall blow the court away!

Ace Attorney

 

[C R Y B A B Y]

Boy gets locked in a prison and gets ripped.

 

[Forest_Spirit]

The mafia is running out of options, 6 teenagers, 1 cow and 1 adult stuck in a baby body is all they've got- Katekyo hitman reborn
.... Makes it sound kinda interesting tho...