Out Of Words
GM of If December Freezes
Augie "Duckie" Wells
Abilities: Augie is a shifter of the werefox variety. He is agile, when he isn't tripping over his own feet. And quick, when he isn't running into something because he chose to look over a shoulder at the most inconvenient time. Augie has great eyesight, and can see partially in the dark. His hearing is above average, able to hear a mouse just under the ground's surface. Helps when he needs a quick snack.
Nearby, dry leaves of autumn crunched underneath a heavy boot. Augie held as still as one of the statues he'd often talk to in the cemetery where he was currently taking up residence. Both of his hands were pressed tightly over his mouth. For extra precaution, he also bit down on his tongue, literally. The faint, coppery taste of blood was proof, a taste he didn't particularly like. It worked though, the footsteps moved away from his hiding place among the shrubbery. When they spoke, it sounded like they were about to be on the far side of the cemetery.
"Brat's around here somewhere. Don't forget to check any open crypts. The prince will have our heads if we can't get the jewel back and I assure you, your heads will roll before mine!"
'They' were the crown's royal guards, and the jewel they were searching for was a dashingly good looking emerald carefully cut into the shape of a leaf. The 'Leaf of the World' was the full name of the beauty tucked safely away in a secret pocket of his tunic. With any luck, that's exactly where it would stay. Augie waited another full minute as he listened intently for any of the other guards. When all the sounds came from the other side of the cemetery, he chanced a peek. The coast was clear, the time was upon him, time to get the ever loving heck out of North Hills Cemetery.
Augie maintained the crouch as he slowly crept out of the shrubbery and toward the surrounding woods. One hand slipped away from his mouth to tug up the cloth tied around his neck. Augie hadn't had the time to don the magically enchanted mouth gag before the guards made their appearance, and had to improvise. He knew it would be difficult at best, making a getaway with hands held over his mouth. Truth be told, the taste of blood from biting his tongue had started to turn his stomach. He just had to slide the cloth into place before he made a sound.
See, Augie had a bit of a problem.
There was no filter between his head, and his mouth. If Augie thought it, his mouth said it, no matter what it was. If Augie thought one's choice of clothing lacked flair, he'd state as much. If he found one's smell too pungent, he let them know without batting an eye. If Augie knew a secret, the cat would be out of the bag faster than it was put into the bag. As one could imagine, this made life extremely difficult if one wasn't a hermit. And Augie was not. If asked the reason why, Augie couldn't say. He'd talk about a number of other things that popped into his head at the time, but the reason or rhyme for why, he didn't know. It was what it was, one hell of an inconvenience. It made his chosen profession of pilfering ten times more troublesome than it had to be. Though there were solutions, if one had coin to spare.
One such solution cost Augie a good year's worth of coin, baubles, and one I.O.U. favor the magic weaver could 'cash' in at any time. It was so worth the price, in his eyes. The piece of cloth was enchanted with a spell of silence. As long as it was either over his mouth, like a mask, or in his mouth, like a gag, nothing he said would be heard, not even by himself. The latter was somewhat irritating at times, not hearing his own words. However, prizes like the Leaf of the World made everything alright, assuming he could escape and keep the beauty.
Augie had just slipped the cloth up and over his mouth, when he felt a small tap-tap-tap to a shoulder, followed by a not so discreet clearing of the throat. Crouched still, he tilted his head upward and found one of the guards standing over him from behind. The man had a twist of a grin on his face, as if he had been following while the thief duck waddled across the small dirt road toward the treeline. Spoiler alert, he had. Looked like the bastard had found it highly entertaining to boot. The guard held out a meaty hand, fingers made the 'gimme' motion as he spoke quiet, not wanting to alert the other guards.
"Give me the jewel, and you can go."
The amusement of watching the waddle toward the trees had been enough that the guard was reluctant to see the young thief swing from a rope at the end of the day. However, they did need the jewel back. Augie let out a groan, and the cloth over his mouth moved as he talked, but no sound would be heard. One hand delved into the inside of his tunic, and Augie rummaged around for a moment. Several silent movements of his mouth passed before the thief placed the cold gem in the guard's palm.
"See? Not that hard. You should try.... wait. HEY!"
The guard had taken a look at the gem in the palm of his hand, only to realize it was not the Leaf of the World, but a round piece of stained glass. With a frown, and words on his lips, he had looked back to the thief, only to catch the tail end as Augie darted into the trees. The guard quickly pocketed the piece of glass as others came to see what was going on. With a small twinge of regret, he gestured toward the spot he last spied the thief, though not as fast as he likely should have.
"He went into the trees!"
The guards called to the rest, some drew their swords, and followed in the direction they were shown. Augie was already high tailing it out of there. He moved the mask into his mouth, making it more of a gag to keep it in place. Then he leaned forward until his fingers brushed the ground, and Augie used another trick up his sleeve. Clothing and skin gave way to fur as bones rearranged into a different shape. A distinctly non-human form, it was smaller, faster, and would give him a greater chance of a successful escape. The fox knew these woods like the back of his ... paw.
See, Augie wasn't completely human.
Augie "Duckie" Wells
Appearance: Augie is vertically challenged any way you look at it, standing at barely 5'2", with a weight on the lean side of the fence. He prefers to consider himself 'wiry' instead of thin. His hair is a mousey brown, with a ragged cut, the result of hacking on it himself when it gets annoyingly long. His eyes are a light blue with a hint of a golden circle on the outside edges. Augie enjoys clothing just loose enough to have a wide freedom of movement. Also, it hides just how thin he really is. His favorite is a hooded shirt/tunic with secret pockets sewn on the inside.
Abilities: Augie is a shifter of the werefox variety. He is agile, when he isn't tripping over his own feet. And quick, when he isn't running into something because he chose to look over a shoulder at the most inconvenient time. Augie has great eyesight, and can see partially in the dark. His hearing is above average, able to hear a mouse just under the ground's surface. Helps when he needs a quick snack.
Nearby, dry leaves of autumn crunched underneath a heavy boot. Augie held as still as one of the statues he'd often talk to in the cemetery where he was currently taking up residence. Both of his hands were pressed tightly over his mouth. For extra precaution, he also bit down on his tongue, literally. The faint, coppery taste of blood was proof, a taste he didn't particularly like. It worked though, the footsteps moved away from his hiding place among the shrubbery. When they spoke, it sounded like they were about to be on the far side of the cemetery.
"Brat's around here somewhere. Don't forget to check any open crypts. The prince will have our heads if we can't get the jewel back and I assure you, your heads will roll before mine!"
'They' were the crown's royal guards, and the jewel they were searching for was a dashingly good looking emerald carefully cut into the shape of a leaf. The 'Leaf of the World' was the full name of the beauty tucked safely away in a secret pocket of his tunic. With any luck, that's exactly where it would stay. Augie waited another full minute as he listened intently for any of the other guards. When all the sounds came from the other side of the cemetery, he chanced a peek. The coast was clear, the time was upon him, time to get the ever loving heck out of North Hills Cemetery.
Augie maintained the crouch as he slowly crept out of the shrubbery and toward the surrounding woods. One hand slipped away from his mouth to tug up the cloth tied around his neck. Augie hadn't had the time to don the magically enchanted mouth gag before the guards made their appearance, and had to improvise. He knew it would be difficult at best, making a getaway with hands held over his mouth. Truth be told, the taste of blood from biting his tongue had started to turn his stomach. He just had to slide the cloth into place before he made a sound.
See, Augie had a bit of a problem.
There was no filter between his head, and his mouth. If Augie thought it, his mouth said it, no matter what it was. If Augie thought one's choice of clothing lacked flair, he'd state as much. If he found one's smell too pungent, he let them know without batting an eye. If Augie knew a secret, the cat would be out of the bag faster than it was put into the bag. As one could imagine, this made life extremely difficult if one wasn't a hermit. And Augie was not. If asked the reason why, Augie couldn't say. He'd talk about a number of other things that popped into his head at the time, but the reason or rhyme for why, he didn't know. It was what it was, one hell of an inconvenience. It made his chosen profession of pilfering ten times more troublesome than it had to be. Though there were solutions, if one had coin to spare.
One such solution cost Augie a good year's worth of coin, baubles, and one I.O.U. favor the magic weaver could 'cash' in at any time. It was so worth the price, in his eyes. The piece of cloth was enchanted with a spell of silence. As long as it was either over his mouth, like a mask, or in his mouth, like a gag, nothing he said would be heard, not even by himself. The latter was somewhat irritating at times, not hearing his own words. However, prizes like the Leaf of the World made everything alright, assuming he could escape and keep the beauty.
Augie had just slipped the cloth up and over his mouth, when he felt a small tap-tap-tap to a shoulder, followed by a not so discreet clearing of the throat. Crouched still, he tilted his head upward and found one of the guards standing over him from behind. The man had a twist of a grin on his face, as if he had been following while the thief duck waddled across the small dirt road toward the treeline. Spoiler alert, he had. Looked like the bastard had found it highly entertaining to boot. The guard held out a meaty hand, fingers made the 'gimme' motion as he spoke quiet, not wanting to alert the other guards.
"Give me the jewel, and you can go."
The amusement of watching the waddle toward the trees had been enough that the guard was reluctant to see the young thief swing from a rope at the end of the day. However, they did need the jewel back. Augie let out a groan, and the cloth over his mouth moved as he talked, but no sound would be heard. One hand delved into the inside of his tunic, and Augie rummaged around for a moment. Several silent movements of his mouth passed before the thief placed the cold gem in the guard's palm.
"See? Not that hard. You should try.... wait. HEY!"
The guard had taken a look at the gem in the palm of his hand, only to realize it was not the Leaf of the World, but a round piece of stained glass. With a frown, and words on his lips, he had looked back to the thief, only to catch the tail end as Augie darted into the trees. The guard quickly pocketed the piece of glass as others came to see what was going on. With a small twinge of regret, he gestured toward the spot he last spied the thief, though not as fast as he likely should have.
"He went into the trees!"
The guards called to the rest, some drew their swords, and followed in the direction they were shown. Augie was already high tailing it out of there. He moved the mask into his mouth, making it more of a gag to keep it in place. Then he leaned forward until his fingers brushed the ground, and Augie used another trick up his sleeve. Clothing and skin gave way to fur as bones rearranged into a different shape. A distinctly non-human form, it was smaller, faster, and would give him a greater chance of a successful escape. The fox knew these woods like the back of his ... paw.
See, Augie wasn't completely human.