Voider
Professional of Nonsensical Tangents
According to the name of this thread, I will be the victor once I post this. However, there seems to be a glaring flaw in the design of this game; it doesn't end. This has many consequences, namely that no one is truly the victor; this is because as soon as someone posts after you, your status as a victor is removed. I would suggest adding some kind of end condition or goal, since otherwise this thread is completely & utterly useless, as any attempt at victory will be met with inevitable failure. Regardless, I claim victory as of writing this, due to the -albeit flawed- rules of the game.
Voider's Nonsensical Tangent #10