Fandom Kotomine Kirei's Ramen Shop (OOC)

[Hanarei]

He can think and understand things to a short extent.

Pssh but think things out? I imagine berserker like those old cartoons from the old days where the cartoon character runs off a cliff, is puzzled and looks down and realizes it finally then they fall. XD

 

[ChazGhost]

Sadly you are not wrong about that. That's about how smart he is.

 

[LostHaven]

*Wonders how Berserker is even able to think at all to begin with.*

BASTARD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HANAREI?! YOUR DISGUISE WON'T FOOL ME!!!

 

[Hanarei]

BASTARD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HANAREI?! YOUR DISGUISE WON'T FOOL ME!!!

Hanarei evolved into Hanarei 2.0!

 

[LostHaven]

Hanarei evolved into Hanarei 2.0!

*mind blown*
I thought humans couldn't evolve anymore... And that humanity was doomed. Welp, looks like I was wrong

 

[LostHaven]

BEHOLD, FOR I AM A CREATURE MORE FEARSOME AND POWERFUL THAN AZATHOTH, THE FATHER OF THE OUTER GODS HIMSELF!!!

 

[LostHaven]

Birdsie

The shoggoth kinda just died in one hit and now your Oni is being attacked by Star Shamblers

 

[LostHaven]

Birdsie Hanarei @Lancelot ChazGhost Zelmalic Misuteeku Nenma Takashi Dante Verren Captain Gabriel Wilted
I'll start Day 1 tomorrow, try to get whatever you're done today. : P

 

[Misuteeku]

Well I'm busy with hw rn.
Birdsie
Since I can't write another paragraph, we can try to work it over messages or we can time skip it. Whatever you prefer.

 

[Birdsie]

Well I'm busy with hw rn.
Birdsie
Since I can't write another paragraph, we can try to work it over messages or we can time skip it. Whatever you prefer.

Alright.
I'll assume they spent the evening buying clothes for Rider and exploring

 

[Misuteeku]

Alright.
I'll assume they spent the evening buying clothes for Rider and exploring

Yes

 

[Hanarei]

Yes

Queue music and cheesy montage footage here.

 

[Misuteeku]

Bewe

 

[Hanarei]

Bewe

No you!

 

[Misuteeku]

No you!

Stop bullying me Hanarei

 

[Hanarei]

Stop bullying me Hanarei

Excuse me, I did no such thing! Now take it back or I'll call upon my lawyers to sue to ensure you aren't left with a penny under your name and made the laughing stock of the town!

 

[LostHaven]

Excuse me, I did no such thing! Now take it back or I'll call upon my lawyers to sue to ensure you aren't left with a penny under your name and made the laughing stock of the town!

*cute kitty eyes* are you bullying Misuteeku ?

 

[Hanarei]

*cute kitty eyes* are you bullying Misuteeku ?

*A look of horror appears on her face hearing the voice from behind her.* N.... no kitty-sama! I swear I was doing no such thing. Please forgive me! *Bows before poptart kitty in fear.*

 

[LostHaven]

*A look of horror appears on her face hearing the voice from behind her.* N.... no kitty-sama! I swear I was doing no such thing. Please forgive me! *Bows before poptart kitty in fear.*

good, now go write me a 2000 word essay on Cat Videos

 

[Hanarei]

good, now go write me a 2000 word essay on Cat Videos

but... but... y.... yes Cat-sama! *Cries as she painstakingly writes the essay for the sake of the world not being 'sploded*

 

[LostHaven]

but... but... y.... yes Cat-sama! *Cries as she painstakingly writes the essay for the sake of the world not being 'sploded*

*Kitty-sama is pleased*

 

[LostHaven]

Here is your reward!
*Stacks and stacks of delicious unhealthy treats overflow out of your mailbox*

 

[ChazGhost]

All hail Kitty-Sama, may his pop tarts be for ever tasty.

 

[Hanarei]

Thank you cat-sama! *Looks on tearfully with her diet ruined and having to somehow clean out an endless supply of treats otherwise not being able to get any mail.*

 

[Misuteeku]

Shes... bullying,.... meeeee l(