Fantasy [kGs] BoD_OOC

[Pilgrim59]

Eat them or ***DIE*** MWAHAHAHAH

I eat kids that don't eat their veggies.
Nom nom nom.

 

[FiveElemental]

I eat kids that don't eat their veggies.
Nom nom nom.

YES YES! wait that's cannibalism
I HATE CANNIBALS AAAARGH

 

[Pilgrim59]

YES YES! wait that's cannibalism
I HATE CANNIBALS AAAARGH

Kronos moment.

 

[Damafaud]

ThatWhichShouldBe Yang and Zhou ends up buying foreigners.
"How did that tall white dude get here?"
"We bought them. They were very cheap."

Oh my

 

[FiveElemental]

ThatWhichShouldBe Yang and Zhou ends up buying foreigners.
"How did that tall white dude get here?"
"We bought them. They were very cheap."

You just need to feed them beef with bread on both sides of them very cheap

 

[Pilgrim59]

You just need to feed them beef with bread on both sides of them very cheap

White people are allergic to bread.

 

[Damafaud]

Don't tempt me with giving Chienying eye candy servants

 

[Pilgrim59]

Don't tempt me with giving Chienying eye candy servants

Imagine how she would react to Wei Jiang when they finally take off their armor.

 

[Damafaud]

Imagine how she would react to Wei Jiang when they finally take off their armor.

When Wei Jiang is in armor: able to shoot an arrow through the opening in his helmet

When Wei Jiang doesn't wear armor: arrows can only graze his body. Suddenly suffer from baqi exhaustion, cannot shoot anymore

 

[Pilgrim59]

When Wei Jiang is in armor: able to shoot an arrow through the opening in his helmet

When Wei Jiang doesn't wear armor: arrows can only graze his body. Suddenly suffer from baqi exhaustion, cannot shoot anymore

Wei: I dun even know how to react to that. Uhhhhhh.... (leaves)

 

[ThatWhichShouldBe]

ThatWhichShouldBe Yang and Zhou ends up buying foreigners.
"How did that tall white dude get here?"
"We bought them. They were very cheap."

look, we get them at bargain bin prices as part of the isekai package deal

 

[FiveElemental]

look, we get them at bargain bin prices as part of the isekai package deal

Just don't do anything mean to them, or they'll spend 100 chapters growing stronger just to get revenge on you

 

[Pilgrim59]

Just don't do anything mean to them, or they'll spend 100 chapters growing stronger just to get revenge on you

Shounen? In my good Christian seinen RP?
Never!

 

[ElenaIsCool]

Who says seinen can’t act shounen

 

[Pilgrim59]

Who says seinen can’t act shounen

Maybe.

 

[Damafaud]

Ergo, josei

 

[Damafaud]

A reverse harem will one day be constructed

 

[Malphaestus]

White people are allergic to bread.

You do realize Europe has millennias worth in bread culture, just like anywhere else.

 

[Pilgrim59]

A reverse harem will one day be constructed

Perhops.

You do realize Europe has millennias worth in bread culture, just like anywhere else.

Muh gluten-free meals.

 

[ElenaIsCool]

EYYY GOOD NEWS!

DADDO'S TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE SOOOO

IM CUREEEDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[FiveElemental]

EYYY GOOD NEWS!

DADDO'S TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE SOOOO

IM CUREEEDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hi CUREEEDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm Dad

 

[Pilgrim59]

EYYY GOOD NEWS!

DADDO'S TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE SOOOO

IM CUREEEDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good news, indeed, kiddo. Glad your family came through!

Hi CUREEEDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm Dad

You beat me by a few seconds.

 

[FiveElemental]

Good news, indeed, kiddo. Glad your family came through!


You beat me by a few seconds.

You are too unwise for the Master of Dad Jokes, you should never eggpect to ascend me

 

[ElenaIsCool]

where are the eggpuns coming from-

 

[Pilgrim59]

You are too unwise for the Master of Dad Jokes, you should never eggpect to ascend me

In this OOC, I am your mom. So of course not.
I'll let Mal handle the belt part. I'm just here for emotional support and healing after your dad beat the bones out of your flesh.