Akatsuki Watanabe
Unlucky Member
(This is not a serious ad, it only exists for the sake of worldbuilding!)
Are you in search of a new luxurious SUV? One that isn't only like a home away from home, but also a competent workhorse, and a competent off roader?
If you are, then we have the luxury SUV for you.
Introducing: The Onyx!
This is not only a super comfortable home away from home, but also capable of pulling quite the load behind it, with a towing capacity of 8,000 pounds! It also has 3 rows of seats, with 8 seats in total! It also has televisions on the backs of the seats, with extra cushions in the seats, and a center console, with a smart TV next to it! This smart TV can be used not only to watch television, but also to browse the internet, and you can even view any security cameras you have around the house with it!
The Onyx also has 24 inch wheels, which are specialized to be fitted with both all-surface and off road tires! These wheels also take 8 lug nuts! It also comes with a 4WD system, designed for roads, rocks, trails, and hills!
You also don't need to worry about not being able to power your way through the trails, even with a heavy load, because the Onyx has a 659 cubic inch V8 motor, starting at 745 horsepower, and that number increases with the different aspirations! The choices of aspirations are naturally aspirated, supercharged, turbocharged, and twincharged!
The Onyx can also has folding seats, in case you have any extra luggage that needs to stored! It even has an optional miniature bar, and miniature kitchen!
The Onyx also has rear doors that can open to 90 degrees! It even has video cameras, and automatically brakes if you get too close to any obstacles detected by the camera, or other sensors around the car!
It even comes available with a locking lug nut for each wheel!
What are you waiting for!? If you want the all but pinnacle vehicle of luxury and versatility, then we have your match! The Onyx shall also have a 36 month, 36,000 mile warranty, complete with free repairs, maintenance, and car washes!
Come on down and check out this heavy duty luxury SUV today! We'll be waiting, and you won't be sorry!
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