Poetry I Hate the Braves

Edric Blight

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I Hate The Braves​

(Warning: topics such as domestic violence, curse words, and a baseball team sucking are mentioned)​

I hate the Braves,

Yes I do.

I hate everything about them,

From their God awful fans,

To their wife beating players,

Why won’t someone please stop the Braves?

Their fans think they are good,

When they lack the skill

And linger behind,

The true best team around,

The New York Mets.

The Atlanta Braves, are quite far behind,

the Mets, and shall never surpass.

God bless the Mets,

And God f*ck the Braves.
 

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