How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(Wait, But i'm a fox-)
Killed by Sun radiation.

 

[Finalbeta]

Shot through the liver by a sniper

 

[dazzling]

Nerfed and then farmed

 

[koldun-noir]

Diabetes

 

[AiDEE-c0]

the natural force of decay

 

[Idea]

Made the wrong wish to a genie

 

[Galaxy]

Drowned in slime.

 

[Ritorna Me]

Cut their ear off.

 

[Sir Fungus]

ATATATATTATATAA
*Repeated pressure point jabs*

 

[Idea]

Stepped on by a rapist horse

 

[Lord Food Person]

Lost a bet, and paid the price

 

[official clown business]

One day, Salad Bowl sent an anonymous survey asking their friends whether they preferred burgers or salad. All of them replied burgers.

Salad Bowl was never the same after that. Soon after, they were found dead of an alcohol overdose in the bar.

 

[Idea]

Little Borgi was always told not to run with forks. They forgot to warn them about the dangers of horn-running.

 

[Tonstad39]

Idea Was slain by a Baboon for being an American infidel in the wrong part of the world

 

[Galaxy]

Presumed dead after getting lost in a good book and never found again.

 

[Jhade]

Coked out of their mind.

 

[Tonstad39]

Died by having their screen-face punched by heavyweight boxer. This pulverized its battery and voided any warrenties.

 

[Jhade]

Stepped on Ra's coat-tail.

 

[lostwanderer]

Power interruption.

 

[Forgy]

A planet exploded against your head.

 

[Galaxy]

Strangled to death by golden arm- Peter Pettigrew style.

 

[6ft Under]

Ant-Man crawls up your anus and then expands

 

[Jhade]

thanos snap

 

[Tonstad39]

Died in a plane crash that was piloted by a large, burly Duck

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Burnt to death from a solar flare