How Did The Person Above You Die?

Stepped on a nail, then tripped onto a toy car, which rode you into a Lego masterpiece, which happened to have a candle on top. Long story short- Burnt to death.
 
Here lies Thoth, he was beaten to death with an encyclopaedia by Kratos*.
*To clarify, Kratos both wrote the book and used it to give the Egyptian god a really bad paper cut (and multiple concussions).
 

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