How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Arne]

Three words: Hungry Giant Eagles.

 

[Freikugel]

He/she entered a haunted mansion whose previous owners had died out of madness by killing each other, also said house is built above an indian burial ground, Did I mention that it also happened to be within an abandoned ghastly city with the rumor of humanoid creatures with deformed bodies lurking around? Gotta add that the main door of the house has painted with reddish color the words "GET AWAY", Oh and also there is a disturbing pentagram drawn in the floor who seems to have been burned recently. You can hear disturbing noises coming from the basement. By the by there is also a strange doll who apparently moves when you are not looking around. Anyway, as he/she entered the mansion he step over a banana peel and hit his head against the ground.

 

[h2h0e]

Suffocation.

 

[General]

He didn't let me do my job.

 

[Arne]

He stole John Wick's car and killed his dog.

 

[General]

He put his mask on too late.

 

[Elowyn]

Assassination by one of the students of Class E in Assassination Classroom.

Btw, I still wouldn't marry you.

 

[Freikugel]

Torn into pieces and devoured by ten quadrillion of feral cats

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

In the care of loving friends and relatives

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Drowned in a pool of diarrhea and vomit.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Dysentery

 

[Freikugel]

Understimated me

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Expected me to pick up the bill by myself

 

[Freikugel]

Got "pseudokilled" by Gold Experience Requiem

 

[adrian_]

Got "pseudokilled" by Gold Experience Requiem

Something about betraying the Third Estate, real messy, a severed head or two.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Was eaten by one of the many Atma Avatars in the Junkyard

 

[Freikugel]

Got turned into freakish stone by the raging Brahman in the Sun

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

A bullet or five between the eyes

 

[Freikugel]

Tried to phase through a wall incorrectly getting crushed by the mass in the process

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Baked into a pie and fed to orphans

 

[Freikugel]

Friendzoned

 

[Neon Valkyrie]

Bled to death after being deeply cut by their own edginess.

 

[h2h0e]

Poisonous gas

 

[Dana Zane]

Drowned while trying to be a fish

 

[h2h0e]

Sunk over their head in quicksand.