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[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: Hello?
NORMANSPRITE: Howdy there!
ANNA: Hello?
ANNA: h-hi...
ANNA: umm....my name is Anna
ANNA: Anna Aronson...
ANNA: can....c-can you tell me what's going on?
NORMANSPRITE: Well, what do you wanna know?
NORMANSPRITE: There's a lot of stuff goin' on.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: Hello?
NORMANSPRITE: Howdy there!
ANNA: Hello?
ANNA: h-hi...
ANNA: umm....my name is Anna
ANNA: Anna Aronson...
ANNA: can....c-can you tell me what's going on?
NORMANSPRITE: Well, what do you wanna know?
NORMANSPRITE: There's a lot of stuff goin' on.
ANNA: oh...um....let's see...
ANNA: the game....the temple...the snakes....the world....
ANNA: why am I here? and where is h-h-here...

Eidolon Astronaut

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: Hello?
NORMANSPRITE: Howdy there!
ANNA: Hello?
ANNA: h-hi...
ANNA: umm....my name is Anna
ANNA: Anna Aronson...
ANNA: can....c-can you tell me what's going on?
NORMANSPRITE: Well, what do you wanna know?
NORMANSPRITE: There's a lot of stuff goin' on.[/font
ANNA: oh...um....let's see...
ANNA: the game....the temple...the snakes....the world....
ANNA: why am I here? and where is h-h-here...
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know about snakes and temples...
NORMANSPRITE: But I do know where you are!
NORMANSPRITE: This is the Medium, a place where everything about you is put to the test in the hopes of answering the Ultimate Riddle.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: Hello?
NORMANSPRITE: Howdy there!
ANNA: Hello?
ANNA: h-hi...
ANNA: umm....my name is Anna
ANNA: Anna Aronson...
ANNA: can....c-can you tell me what's going on?
NORMANSPRITE: Well, what do you wanna know?
NORMANSPRITE: There's a lot of stuff goin' on.
ANNA: oh...um....let's see...
ANNA: the game....the temple...the snakes....the world....
ANNA: why am I here? and where is h-h-here...
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know about snakes and temples...
NORMANSPRITE: But I do know where you are!
NORMANSPRITE: This is the Medium, a place where everything about you is put to the test in the hopes of answering the Ultimate Riddle.
ANNA: so it's a part of the game...
ANNA: im in the game!
ANNA: but what about those m-meteors?
ANNA: and what do i do now?

Eidolon Astronaut

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: Hello?
NORMANSPRITE: Howdy there!
ANNA: Hello?
ANNA: h-hi...
ANNA: umm....my name is Anna
ANNA: Anna Aronson...
ANNA: can....c-can you tell me what's going on?
NORMANSPRITE: Well, what do you wanna know?
NORMANSPRITE: There's a lot of stuff goin' on.
ANNA: oh...um....let's see...
ANNA: the game....the temple...the snakes....the world....
ANNA: why am I here? and where is h-h-here...
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know about snakes and temples...
NORMANSPRITE: But I do know where you are!
NORMANSPRITE: This is the Medium, a place where everything about you is put to the test in the hopes of answering the Ultimate Riddle.
ANNA: so it's a part of the game...
ANNA: im in the game!
ANNA: but what about those m-meteors?
ANNA: and what do i do now?
NORMANSPRITE: The meteors are destroying the earth.
NORMANSPRITE: So that it can start fresh.
NORMANSPRITE: You build!
NORMANSPRITE: Above us are the Seven Gates, and above that, Skaia, a dormant crucible of a limitless and untapped creative potential.
NORMANSPRITE: You have to play the game and build your house all the way up there to win.
NORMANSPRITE: Normally.
NORMANSPRITE: But something ain't quite right in your session here.
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know exactly what you have to do to win.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: Hello?
NORMANSPRITE: Howdy there!
ANNA: Hello?
ANNA: h-hi...
ANNA: umm....my name is Anna
ANNA: Anna Aronson...
ANNA: can....c-can you tell me what's going on?
NORMANSPRITE: Well, what do you wanna know?
NORMANSPRITE: There's a lot of stuff goin' on.
ANNA: oh...um....let's see...
ANNA: the game....the temple...the snakes....the world....
ANNA: why am I here? and where is h-h-here...
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know about snakes and temples...
NORMANSPRITE: But I do know where you are!
NORMANSPRITE: This is the Medium, a place where everything about you is put to the test in the hopes of answering the Ultimate Riddle.
ANNA: so it's a part of the game...
ANNA: im in the game!
ANNA: but what about those m-meteors?
ANNA: and what do i do now?
NORMANSPRITE: The meteors are destroying the earth.
NORMANSPRITE: So that it can start fresh.
NORMANSPRITE: You build!
NORMANSPRITE: Above us are the Seven Gates, and above that, Skaia, a dormant crucible of a limitless and untapped creative potential.
NORMANSPRITE: You have to play the game and build your house all the way up there to win.
NORMANSPRITE: Normally.
NORMANSPRITE: But something ain't quite right in your session here.
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know exactly what you have to do to win.
ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?

Eidolon Astronaut

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Eidolon Astronaut

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.
ANNA: so im stuck in this place with no idea if I can win or should win...
ANNA: on this ocean place with all the other people who played the game...
ANNA: how d-do I build?
ANNA: with my interface? b-but I don't have nearly enough g-g-grist....

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.
ANNA: so im stuck in this place with no idea if I can win or should win...
ANNA: on this ocean place with all the other people who played the game...
ANNA: how d-do I build?
ANNA: with my interface? b-but I don't have nearly enough g-g-grist....
NORMANSPRITE: Well, no, it's just you here.
NORMANSPRITE: Other players would be in their own Medium.
NORMANSPRITE: You tussle with some monsters called Underlings to get grist to build.

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[Elision of Ecritures]

Eidolon Astronaut

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.
ANNA: so im stuck in this place with no idea if I can win or should win...
ANNA: on this ocean place with all the other people who played the game...
ANNA: how d-do I build?
ANNA: with my interface? b-but I don't have nearly enough g-g-grist....
NORMANSPRITE: Well, no, it's just you here.
NORMANSPRITE: Other players would be in their own Medium.
NORMANSPRITE: You tussle with some monsters called Underlings to get grist to build.
ANNA: m-monsters?
ANNA: i guess i can do that...
ANNA: so I'm alone then...
ANNA: and, w-who are you? I mean, I know you're Albert and all...I just....what are you?

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.
ANNA: so im stuck in this place with no idea if I can win or should win...
ANNA: on this ocean place with all the other people who played the game...
ANNA: how d-do I build?
ANNA: with my interface? b-but I don't have nearly enough g-g-grist....
NORMANSPRITE: Well, no, it's just you here.
NORMANSPRITE: Other players would be in their own Medium.
NORMANSPRITE: You tussle with some monsters called Underlings to get grist to build.
ANNA: m-monsters?
ANNA: i guess i can do that...
ANNA: so I'm alone then...
ANNA: and, w-who are you? I mean, I know you're Albert and all...I just....what are you?
NORMANSPRITE: I'm a Sprite, a ghostly guide to help you on your adventures.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.
ANNA: so im stuck in this place with no idea if I can win or should win...
ANNA: on this ocean place with all the other people who played the game...
ANNA: how d-do I build?
ANNA: with my interface? b-but I don't have nearly enough g-g-grist....
NORMANSPRITE: Well, no, it's just you here.
NORMANSPRITE: Other players would be in their own Medium.
NORMANSPRITE: You tussle with some monsters called Underlings to get grist to build.
ANNA: m-monsters?
ANNA: i guess i can do that...
ANNA: so I'm alone then...
ANNA: and, w-who are you? I mean, I know you're Albert and all...I just....what are you?
NORMANSPRITE: I'm a Sprite, a ghostly guide to help you on your adventures.
ANNA: i see...well, thank you
ANNA: i guess in retrospect i-if I had to throw anything random into it to program myself a spirit guide
ANNA: it would probably be you al
ANNA: but, why can't i win like everyone else?
ANNA: i can still go through the portals right?

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.
ANNA: so im stuck in this place with no idea if I can win or should win...
ANNA: on this ocean place with all the other people who played the game...
ANNA: how d-do I build?
ANNA: with my interface? b-but I don't have nearly enough g-g-grist....
NORMANSPRITE: Well, no, it's just you here.
NORMANSPRITE: Other players would be in their own Medium.
NORMANSPRITE: You tussle with some monsters called Underlings to get grist to build.
ANNA: m-monsters?
ANNA: i guess i can do that...
ANNA: so I'm alone then...
ANNA: and, w-who are you? I mean, I know you're Albert and all...I just....what are you?
NORMANSPRITE: I'm a Sprite, a ghostly guide to help you on your adventures.
ANNA: i see...well, thank you
ANNA: i guess in retrospect i-if I had to throw anything random into it to program myself a spirit guide
ANNA: it would probably be you al
ANNA: but, why can't i win like everyone else?
ANNA: i can still go through the portals right?
NORMANSPRITE: The gates still work, yeah.
NORMANSPRITE: But there's a lot of things that ain't quite right with your session.
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know what exactly, though.

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: w-what do you mean...
ANNA: w-why can't I go up the gates?
ANNA: and the earth is...d-dying?
ANNA: what's gonna happen to everyone else?
NORMANSPRITE: You can go up, and you most certainly should!
NORMANSPRITE: But I don't know if you need to to win, if you even can win.
NORMANSPRITE: The Earth is already dead.
NORMANSPRITE: Everyone else is already dead, or in the game and probably soon to be gone too.
ANNA: so im stuck in this place with no idea if I can win or should win...
ANNA: on this ocean place with all the other people who played the game...
ANNA: how d-do I build?
ANNA: with my interface? b-but I don't have nearly enough g-g-grist....
NORMANSPRITE: Well, no, it's just you here.
NORMANSPRITE: Other players would be in their own Medium.
NORMANSPRITE: You tussle with some monsters called Underlings to get grist to build.
ANNA: m-monsters?
ANNA: i guess i can do that...
ANNA: so I'm alone then...
ANNA: and, w-who are you? I mean, I know you're Albert and all...I just....what are you?
NORMANSPRITE: I'm a Sprite, a ghostly guide to help you on your adventures.
ANNA: i see...well, thank you
ANNA: i guess in retrospect i-if I had to throw anything random into it to program myself a spirit guide
ANNA: it would probably be you al
ANNA: but, why can't i win like everyone else?
ANNA: i can still go through the portals right?
NORMANSPRITE: The gates still work, yeah.
NORMANSPRITE: But there's a lot of things that ain't quite right with your session.
NORMANSPRITE: I don't know what exactly, though.
ANNA: oh, ok then...
ANNA: i guess i should...go find those monsters...

==> Anna: Go find monsters

You walk outside of your room, finally unlocking the door as you are now curious to see what the rest of your house is like. You re particularly taken aback and figure you need some time to yourself. You go forward, equipping your pistol as you try to grow some distance between yourself and the nearest warm body. ​

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

You enter the main room, now significantly less cluttered. Something bright catches your eye, the multicolor flashing liquid from outside is pooled in several small puddles near your windows and the door to the rest of the building. You wonder how that got there.​

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

==> Anna: Investigate

Thats strange. Despite the dark clouds looking over head, you don't detect the slightest hint of a breeze or storm that could've brought in this multi-colored ichor from the outside. Not to mention how the puddles form moreso like footsteps than splashes caused by the wind.

You look around, wary of any unusual activity given your recent debriefing. True, you didn't know what to believe in before you entered, but the magic sims-to-life software and ghost farm boy did your sense of disbelief in. The fatal blow you can only imagine is flying around a city made of gold. ​

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

In your search, you are accosted by a rather skeletal foe!

Anna VS Imp STRIFE!
AGGRIEVE - ABJURE - ABSCOND​

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

==> Anna: Aggrieve!

Oh god! Your sprite wasn't kidding when he said that there were monsters to be found here. You didn't expect them to be of the skeletal variety though, for whatever reason. You lift up your gun and fire a bullet at the skeleton. The sound of the chamber unloading fills the room with a deafening bang!

Eidolon Astronaut ​

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

The Imp takes the damage, though it's not much due to the lack of soft fleshy woundable parts.
The Imp strikes! Your VITALITY VIAL takes a major hit!

AGGRIEVE - ABJURE - ABSCOND
​

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

==> Anna: Abjure

You abjure the blow in an attempt to minimize the total damage. You manage to prevent a critical hit and survive the exchange of blows with half your health. You are definitely not a fighter! This was a terrible idea! You cock your gun to load another bullet.

==> Anna: Aggrieve!​

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

The Imp evades your attack, leaving an opportunity for assistance.
It makes a swing, but misses.

AGGRIEVE - ABJURE - ABSCOND - ALLY​

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

==> Anna: Ally

You can't do this alone! Another hit and you'll be knocked prone. You call out to your loyal sprite for assistance. Surely Albert can help with this.
​

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Smashing through the wall, Normansprite delivered a fatal punch to the imp charged with spritley majjyks.

VICTORIUS MOMENT!
Gel Viscocity Up!
Anna learned a new Strife Tech: AGGRESS!​

 

[Elision of Ecritures]

==> Anna: Reap the spoils

You are rewarded for your latest encounter with a slight ascent up your echeladder. You have now achieved the slightly more respectable rung of Femmeure Fatale. You receive a few boondollars for your trouble as well.

Spoiler: Spritelog

Anna: I can't believe that just happened!
Anna: Thank you...f-for helping me out.
Anna: H-how am I gonna keep this up?
Anna: I already used three bullets...
Anna: And that thing nearly m-m-murdered me.
Anna: Oh god this isn't anything like a virtual game at all and I"ve just begun...I'm g-gonna die here...

​

 

[Eidolon Astronaut]

Elision of Ecritures

Spoiler: Spritelog

ANNA: I can't believe that just happened!
ANNA: Thank you...f-for helping me out.
ANNA: H-how am I gonna keep this up?
ANNA: I already used three bullets...
ANNA: And that thing nearly m-m-murdered me.
ANNA: Oh god this isn't anything like a virtual game at all and I"ve just begun...I'm g-gonna die here...
NORMANSPRITE: Don't mention it, it's what I'm here for.
NORMANSPRITE: This game is not easy, and it never will be.
NORMANSPRITE: But you will grow stronger, that is the point of it.
NORMANSPRITE: If you were going to die, you would already have by now.
NORMANSPRITE: But that's just the way I see it.