Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[lipglossy.]

Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines!

Have fun with this *shrug*

NO ROLEPLAYING HERE! THAT’S THE REASON THE OLD ONE GOT SHUT DOWN

 

[Lone Star II]

NO ROLEPLAYING HERE! THAT’S THE REASON THE OLD ONE GOT SHUT DOWN

Sorry about that. I kinda needa take like a third of the blame.

 

[lipglossy.]

Ah no it’s okay

 

[Bevsie_Dez]

I am awful at pick up lines, but I'll attempt this anyways:

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would have an entire galaxy in my hands.

 

[Bevsie_Dez]

I am awful at pick up lines, but I'll attempt this anyways:

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would have an entire galaxy in my hands.

Here, I'll add another, just in case that was a bad one:

I'm sorry, but do you have a map? Because I've gotten lost in your eyes.

 

[Leon Knightale]

You must be a magician. When I look at you, everyone else just disappears.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Your face. I like it.

 

[BaikynTakyr]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

Hi, I'm Baikyn.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

A... rock? I have to seduce a rock? What even are you- No, wait, I know! Your the star of the show!

 

[CheshireMitsu]

are you from tennessee? cos youre the only TENT I SEE
(.......wait..........)

 

[Funnier President]

"Are you the riptide? Cause you sweep me off my feet"

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Are you a lightning bolt? Cause you shock my life!

 

[stormcaller]

Who gave you the right to be so disgustingly attractive?

 

[Funnier President]

"If your the dark, I'm your shadow"

 

[CheshireMitsu]

thats like saying "if youre you, im you"

 

[Mr. Sparks]

are you from Tennessee?
cos take your clothes off

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Hey there, hot stuff, where did you get your clothes? Target? Well, those are 100% off at my place-

Why

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Hey there, hot stuff, where did you get your clothes? Target? Well, those are 100% off at my place-

Why

Hey yesterday was throwback Thursday, ya know? How about we head back to my place... we get it on and you beg me to throw you back onto the bed for more.

 

[Funnier President]

Do you play basketball? if you do, mind swishing in my net?

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Okay okay lmao, so if I flip a coin, right? What are my chances of getting head?

 

[Funnier President]

100%, but the bottoms open too ((to dirty?

 

[Mr. Sparks]

100%, but the bottoms open too ((to dirty?

You know, that’s dress is very becoming of you! Then again, if i were on you I’d be coemmemek too

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Perhaps swishing my blue tail around will be inviting to you?

 

[Mr. Sparks]

I just realized you guys were Pokémon-

 

[Funnier President]

Lmao-