Fantasy His Majesty's Band of Homicidal Maniacs

[Birdsie]

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[div class=quote]HIS MAJESTY'S BAND OF HOMICIDAL MANIACS[/div]

In which YOU KICK the CHOSEN HEROES in the FACE and make them CRY

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It is SNOWMELT: the third month of the year 1000 of the ROYAL CALENDAR. As it happens, it was exactly ONE MONTH AGO that DARK EMPEROR MALEVOLUS HELTKAISER XXXVI had been IMPRISONED, due to UNNATURAL CAUSES. He also happens to be your EMPLOYER and MASTER!!!!

Your EMPLOYER & MASTER was EXPERTLY SEALED within the confines of a DIMENSIONAL VAULT, the key to which was split into FIVE DIFFERENT PARTS and scattered around the provinces of the ATHEAR KINGDOM, a rival nation to his IMPERIAL REGIME of GEHENNA.

The dark lord's POWERS have been reduced to ALMOST NOTHING and his ability to communicate has been reduced to AN OMINOUS SHADOW in a LOCKED CHAMBER that shows up only at the END OF THE EPISODE. He relies on YOU to FIND THE KEY, for which you will surely be HANDSOMELY REWARDED!!!!

Participate in an EPIC and DEATHLY SERIOUS quest to assemble the DIMENSIONAL VAULT KEY, and get rid of ANNOYING PESTS on the way there, such as the CHOSEN HEROES from ANOTHER WORLD that act as the GUARDIANS OF THE KEY and are responsible for SEALING YOUR BOSS!!!!

Operate from the FORTRESS of NEW PANDEMONIUM, where DARK EMPEROR MALEVOLUS had been sealed. Launch RAIDS, ATTACKS, DISTRACTIONS & EVEN TACTICAL NUKINGS to achieve your NEFARIOUS GOALS. INFILTRATE the enemy ranks, DISABLE strategic resources, or ASSASSINATE vexatious heroes!!!!

Keep a WATCHFUL EYE on the DARK LORD'S BELOVED AND BRATTY DAUGHTER: PRINCESS NEMESIA HELTKAISER, who will probably SABOTAGE your efforts and insist on making you as MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE for her AMUSEMENT. Nevertheless, you cannot KILL HER, as your EMPLOYER & MASTER is sure to HARSHLY PUNISH any harm that comes to her!!!!

Join EXPERT GAME MASTER (BIRDSIE) on this EPIC, COLLABORATIVE WRITING PROJECT to achieve the RESURRECTION OF THE DEMON LORD, TOTAL PURGATION & ENSLAVEMENT OF THE MORTAL RACES, and complete WORLD SUBJUGATION. Together, PLAY & INDULGE your way through WHACKY HIJINKS & NONSENSICAL SCENARIOS of the SILLIEST KIND!!!!

INVITATIONS:

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Epiphany Fable Noble Scion LostHaven Hanarei Reinhardt Alteras Inheritance June Verles Swire Gundam Watcher 27

 

[Gravitational Force]

So is this open to anyone or just those tagged?

 

[Birdsie]

So is this open to anyone or just those tagged?

All are welcome to PARTAKE in the FULL EXPERIENCE of DOMINATING & SUBJUGATING THE MORTAL RACES.

I should probably stop writing like that.

 

[Reinhardt]

 

[June Verles]

 

[Fate.]

Best rp pitch I've seen yet.

 

[Abyss]

Best rp pitch I've seen yet.

Agreed.

 

[Hanarei]

Excuse me, are you trying to lump me in being a murder hobo? I am very sophisticated and one of pristine character!

 

[LostHaven]

My PERFECTLY DIABOLICAL DARK LORD, I, Phil Jones, the elusive MEET FEEF hath answered THY SUMMONS.

 

[OverconfidentMagi]

I don't know what I just read, but it made me laugh through the last two replays of the song.

 

[Noble Scion]

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Initiating Demonic Construct Awakening.......

(I changed my mind on what my character will be. XD)

 

[KRONOS]

Sounds Interesting....which Is something I haven't encountered on this website for a loooong while.. though Idk how I feel about having a master. Employer Is one thing, but master Is a whole different story. Hmmm, spectating for now.

 

[Alteras]

I'll be honest, I spent all of last weekend wanting to make a certain character, and this RP just became my excuse. I'm on board!

 

[Thepotatogod]

Boi, do I have the perfect edgelord for you

 

[Endless_Stars]

Yes. All the yes to this.

 

[Psychonaut]

This check made me hungry.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Look at how big this cult is getting.

 

[Birdsie]

WORLD MAP

Threads will be finished later today.

 

[Birdsie]

ALRIGHT! OVER HERE!

Fantasy - The Band of Homicidal Maniacs [CS]

www.rpnation.com

Gravitational Force Reinhardt June Verles Abyss Hanarei LostHaven OverconfidentMagi Noble Scion Gundam Watcher 27 KRONOS Alteras Thepotatogod Endless_Stars Psychonaut

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

WORLD MAP

Threads will be finished later today.

I like this map.....
But where is the elven strip club?

 

[The_split_Nation]

that pitch holy shit such passion, im so fucking interested.

 

[Birdsie]

I like this map.....
But where is the elven strip club?

Everywhere.

that pitch holy shit such passion, im so fucking interested.

Thank you.

 

[KRONOS]

Everywhere.


Thank you.

If the strip club Is everywhere, does that make us the customers.... or the strippers?

 

[Noble Scion]

If the strip club Is everywhere, does that make us the customers.... or the strippers?

Why not both~?