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[The Great Sage]

That made me laugh. Although, I don’t get it. Is it just the mention of cum that’s funny?

Now it is.

I'm full of whale jokes for some reason, here's another:

One day a boy whale and a girl whale were going for a swim in the ocean. They were having a fantastic time until the boy whale spotted a ship in the distance. The boy whale became enraged because he recognized this ship as the same one that had killed his father the year before. Frantically, he hatched a plan:

"We will both swim under the ship and use out spouts to flip it over!" The boy whale told the girl whale, and she agreed.

So the whales both dove under the water, swam over to the ship and blew it out of the water with their spouts. Triumphantly, the pair resurfaced only to be horrified that the sailors had all abandoned ship and were escaping to shore.

"Quick!" Said the boy whale, "Help me gobble them all up before they escape!"

"Not so fast!" Said the girl whale, "Look - I agreed to the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow any sea men!"

 

[Nokumi]

... It's okay and I'm sorry if I came off rude too.

 

[Nokumi]

HAHAHA!

 

[Anon06]

Now it is.

I'm full of whale jokes for some reason, here's another:

One day a boy whale and a girl whale were going for a swim in the ocean. They were having a fantastic time until the boy whale spotted a ship in the distance. The boy whale became enraged because he recognized this ship as the same one that had killed his father the year before. Frantically, he hatched a plan:

"We will both swim under the ship and use out spouts to flip it over!" The boy whale told the girl whale, and she agreed.

So the whales both dove under the water, swam over to the ship and blew it out of the water with their spouts. Triumphantly, the pair resurfaced only to be horrified that the sailors had all abandoned ship and were escaping to shore.

"Quick!" Said the boy whale, "Help me gobble them all up before they escape!"

"Not so fast!" Said the girl whale, "Look - I agreed to the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow any sea men!"

I laughed so hard! You really know how to defuse a situation. I admire that.

 

[Nokumi]

I have a drunk men joke

 

[Anon06]

... It's okay and I'm sorry if I came off rude too.

Surgess you are completely in the right and have nothing to apologise for. Thank you for accepting my apology.

 

[Anon06]

I have a drunk men joke

Let’s hear it!

 

[Nokumi]

Three men got into a taxi and the taxi driver knew they were drunk so he started the car then shut it it off directly after turning it on. He turned to the men and said "were here!" The first man thanked him the second man paid him and the third man slapped him. The man was shocked and thought he knew what he did despite being intoxicated. The third man said "watch your speed next time you nearly killed us!" And got out. But it wasn't a taxi.

 

[Anon06]

Pretty funny! I have this joke about a wall, but you might have a hard time getting over it.

 

[Anon06]

(it’s terrible I know.)

 

[Nokumi]

Pretty funny! I have this joke about a wall, but you might have a hard time getting over it.

Lol! I could tell you a joke about a pencil but...it has no point...

 

[Anon06]

Lol! I could tell you a joke about a pencil but...it has no point...

Lmao! My friend told me this funny story about a giraffe, but I’m convinced it’s just a tall tale.

 

[Nokumi]

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom? Cuz he had no body to go with!

 

[Anon06]

How did the citrus fruit prepare for it’s essay? By doing some pre-lemon-ary research!

 

[Nokumi]

I fell in love with a goat today... She left me ba-a-a-ash ful

 

[Beetlebuggo]

I swear if some kid makes another horrible joke, I will PUNt them into a woodchipper!

 

[AdrisNotHere]

... soooo the other day i was VERY sleep deprived... and my aunt asked me "Would you like some roast beef" Ya know what I responded with.... I really said "Doesn't roast beef come from Pigs...."



I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT.... My aunt looked at me with the look of You-seriously-didn't-just-ask-that-did-you?

That proves that sleep is indeed important and that 30 minutes of sleep in 2 days is not considered sleep.