"STOP THIEF!"
Oliver ran, ducked and weaved through the crowd. Man he loved those words! he was wearing his signature white suit, and as the butcher ran after him, he used his illusion powers to create a brick wall to block the man's view as he escaped down an alleyway. on the other side he slowed to a brisk walk and brought his hand to his ear. "Forever?"
"That's Portal to you boy." the butler replied, the telekinetic connection having been established to anyone in HFZ when on free time. While Portal didn't typically meddle in their affairs or activities on days off, they were monitored for reasons such as being arrested or caught by heroes so they could be assisted.
"Save me the rant, got dinner for the chefs, and I grabbed an extra sirloin for you!" Oliver smirked, knowing the old man loved his sirloin steaks. Portal sighed, "There may be someone here you would like to meet."
"Oh?" Oliver was interested. currently Lisa was asleep under his hat. he made a note to talk to her later. "Go on."
"Arclight Frost and Arctic Blackout... the Alloway twins," Portal spoke their names with a gentlemanly tone as though addressing his betters. "Are being inducted into our ranks at the family dinner. This is of course off public records. I hear your sister had a nasty history with them once upon a time."
Oliver sighed, "Actually she had a crush on Alistair... I'll talk with her before dinner. Otherwise she might jump him at the table."
"Oho, that bad?" Portal chuckled. "Please do keep her from doing so. which one of you is representing at dinner tonight?"
Without skipping a beat Oliver answered, "Do we ever tell you that?"
"No I suppose you don't." Portal answered with a wry smile.
The butler was the only one other than Allaneous who was aware of their Singularity. Everyone else simply assumed there were two of them. It was a largely known fact that only one of them ever ate at a time, though the reason given was that Oliver hated Lisa's table manners and Lisa respected him too much to offend him during a meal. they were often seen taking a second plate of food to their room for their sibling.
Oliver was warped to the mansion, and he delivered the steaks and sirloins to the chef. "Ah, sir, welcome back." a Battlemaid greeted him as he entered the hall to his room. On the door it read, "Lisa's and Oliver's quarters, knock or we will sub-auto your ass with a MMG(Mafia Mini Gun)"
Needless to say, everyone knew not to disturb them without knocking after the first death of a servant happened and Lisa just casually without missing a beat said, "She didn't knock."
Oliver went into his room and woke Lisa and they took a shower, both of them at full size. as they had done this since birth, they were not disturbed helping each other with this activity, since it was their personal quarters, no one was aware, and they kept it that way. once he had relayed the information however, Lisa was begging him to let her be part of dinner that evening, promising to be on her best behavior. As he caved, a knock was heard, "Dinner sir et madame!" one of the maids who was actually french said before going to let the other members know. She stopped at Sköll's room and repeated the process, then knocked on Chaos's door and called out, "Sir, dinner is ready!"
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At the table, Lisa didn't immediately sit. As a group-minus the Alloways- the group called out in unison, "No one Divides by Zero and Lives!" before they sat and the TV illuminated, Allaneous in a Very expensive leopard skin dress depicted on screen, smiling. "Good to see our new arrivals are settled in. so, as per the rules of indictment. Does anyone here have anything against these two joining? Portal? The medallions if you please?"
Forever Portal walked over and handed the new recruits medallions which had a depiction of three Zeros with a division symbol framing them. "Do you swear to let no one divide the empire known as Heist Family Zero?" Allaneous asked the twins.
Lisa looked giddy at the prospect of dining with her crush... this was already getting interesting.
Oliver ran, ducked and weaved through the crowd. Man he loved those words! he was wearing his signature white suit, and as the butcher ran after him, he used his illusion powers to create a brick wall to block the man's view as he escaped down an alleyway. on the other side he slowed to a brisk walk and brought his hand to his ear. "Forever?"
"That's Portal to you boy." the butler replied, the telekinetic connection having been established to anyone in HFZ when on free time. While Portal didn't typically meddle in their affairs or activities on days off, they were monitored for reasons such as being arrested or caught by heroes so they could be assisted.
"Save me the rant, got dinner for the chefs, and I grabbed an extra sirloin for you!" Oliver smirked, knowing the old man loved his sirloin steaks. Portal sighed, "There may be someone here you would like to meet."
"Oh?" Oliver was interested. currently Lisa was asleep under his hat. he made a note to talk to her later. "Go on."
"Arclight Frost and Arctic Blackout... the Alloway twins," Portal spoke their names with a gentlemanly tone as though addressing his betters. "Are being inducted into our ranks at the family dinner. This is of course off public records. I hear your sister had a nasty history with them once upon a time."
Oliver sighed, "Actually she had a crush on Alistair... I'll talk with her before dinner. Otherwise she might jump him at the table."
"Oho, that bad?" Portal chuckled. "Please do keep her from doing so. which one of you is representing at dinner tonight?"
Without skipping a beat Oliver answered, "Do we ever tell you that?"
"No I suppose you don't." Portal answered with a wry smile.
The butler was the only one other than Allaneous who was aware of their Singularity. Everyone else simply assumed there were two of them. It was a largely known fact that only one of them ever ate at a time, though the reason given was that Oliver hated Lisa's table manners and Lisa respected him too much to offend him during a meal. they were often seen taking a second plate of food to their room for their sibling.
Oliver was warped to the mansion, and he delivered the steaks and sirloins to the chef. "Ah, sir, welcome back." a Battlemaid greeted him as he entered the hall to his room. On the door it read, "Lisa's and Oliver's quarters, knock or we will sub-auto your ass with a MMG(Mafia Mini Gun)"
Needless to say, everyone knew not to disturb them without knocking after the first death of a servant happened and Lisa just casually without missing a beat said, "She didn't knock."
Oliver went into his room and woke Lisa and they took a shower, both of them at full size. as they had done this since birth, they were not disturbed helping each other with this activity, since it was their personal quarters, no one was aware, and they kept it that way. once he had relayed the information however, Lisa was begging him to let her be part of dinner that evening, promising to be on her best behavior. As he caved, a knock was heard, "Dinner sir et madame!" one of the maids who was actually french said before going to let the other members know. She stopped at Sköll's room and repeated the process, then knocked on Chaos's door and called out, "Sir, dinner is ready!"
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At the table, Lisa didn't immediately sit. As a group-minus the Alloways- the group called out in unison, "No one Divides by Zero and Lives!" before they sat and the TV illuminated, Allaneous in a Very expensive leopard skin dress depicted on screen, smiling. "Good to see our new arrivals are settled in. so, as per the rules of indictment. Does anyone here have anything against these two joining? Portal? The medallions if you please?"
Forever Portal walked over and handed the new recruits medallions which had a depiction of three Zeros with a division symbol framing them. "Do you swear to let no one divide the empire known as Heist Family Zero?" Allaneous asked the twins.
Lisa looked giddy at the prospect of dining with her crush... this was already getting interesting.