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Since I am such a good parent, I spent part of my night looking for my daughter's chocolate that I ate yesterday.
 
I entered 10 puns into a contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.

^_^
 
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Five deadly terms used by women:

#1. Fine. This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she knows she's right and you need to shut the hell up.

#2. Nothing. Means something, and you need to be worried.

#3. Go Ahead. Its a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

#4. Whatever. A woman's way of saying 'screw you'.

#5. That's Ok. She is now thinking long and hard about how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word: Wow! This is not a complement. She is amazed that one person could be so stupid.
 
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
 
We haven't had a funny here in too long. So... taken from good Simon_Hawk's profile, I give you this.

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
Then you will be a mile away! And you will have their shoes.

This makes Sherwood-sense to me... =)
 
Dannigan said:
We haven't had a funny here in too long. So... taken from good Simon_Hawk's profile, I give you this.

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
Then you will be a mile away! And you will have their shoes.

This makes Sherwood-sense to me... =)
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LOL, I love that quote. If you want more terrible but funny dry humor you are missing out if you don't search out the late Mitch Hedberg. Here is a sample, you're welcome. XD
 
I am a fan of Mitch Hedberg, but I was not aware that he had passed. Kinda sad to hear it. He was quite funny.
 


This made me laugh several times! You ready for some funnies? =)
 
Don't you worry, Gang! None of this will happen during our game! Or at least... I hope not... Ha ha ha! =)

 
I'm pretty sure those two clips of MPs were the same group. Are staff meetings that boring that we have to throw things at each other's crotch for entertainment? ^;3^
 
Kaerri said:
I'm pretty sure those two clips of MPs were the same group. Are staff meetings that boring that we have to throw things at each other's crotch for entertainment? ^;3^
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Military service consists of long hours of unrelenting boredom interspersed with several minutes of heart-stopping terror.

Captain Hesperus
 
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