Fantasy Goblinz and Da Cave uv Fyre

[Jodyguru]

Oi, why ya sittin der wit yer gob aslack? Derz work to be done at Goblin Camp! Da warcheef sed we need unlucky basturds to go mess with da huminz. Cheef sed we need shiny stuff, stabby sticks, and GOLD! LOTSA GOLD! Get muvin, lads!


Goblinz is an adventure setting i wish to run like a game master, but also play as one of the goblins in your goblin gang. The Goblin Gang will be your characters who are responsible for doing as the warchief asks. He asks you to steal gold, weapons, and shiny objects. The first two are obviously needed to fuel the tribe of warlike monsters, but the shiny stuff will be saved for special ceremonies to the goblin gods they worship.

As evil little monsters, you are encouraged to harass, stalk, and prey on an unsuspecting populace. If you want to make the big scores, you'll need to be sneaky. Strong people guard the expensive stuff, and it'll take more than a small group of gangly little trolls to put them down. You'll also want to make use of traps and the environment to get an upper hand in battle.

Hopefully I can find 2-3 people interested in some goblin shenanigans. Would be a great fun time!

 

[Jodyguru]

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[still watching fma]

So my goal would be to become king goblin from goblin slayer without the rape? xD

lol are we using dice or freeform?

 

[Jodyguru]

Ah so you want to depose the warchief and become the new one? Interesting. Goblin hierarchy is loose and based on how inspiring you can be to others. Simply killing the warchief wouldn’t make everyone else follow your lead. You’d need to establish yourself as a superior goblin in battle, theft, faith, and teamwork

I’m thinking free form, but you will roll 1d6 to determine your color.

 

[Jodyguru]

Goblin Culture is very brutal and akin to a barbaric form of socialism. Nobody earns money, and what the tribe holds is kept hidden by the warchief. All weapons and war materials are property of the warchief and he may allow you to borrow his things.

Anything a goblin finds of worth is seized by the chief and the goblin may be given credit on a good find, which helps increase his standing in the tribe.

the only exceptions are weapons and perceived “useless” items. If the tribe has an abundance of weapons you may keep your own, but it is common practice for goblins to steal from each other and then mock the victim for being too weak or dumb to protect their stuff.

 

[still watching fma]

Sounds a lot like mordor. I definitely appreciate the goblin culture and would like to try this for sure. I was thinking of starting a coup and beating the chief in front of everyone. Though we'll see what happens down the road lol. That was just a rp goal and not a requirement for me :3