Go Pro (ft. Archie and Iza)

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Scenario: Iza gets caught peeping on Archie do the dirty.


Time: Last Semester


Location: Booty Call's car in some parking lot in the West


Archie was just getting started. Well, he wasn't really doing much at this point, but you get what I'm saying. Or, maybe you don't... As a busty, bare, blonde sat on his lap and sent many kisses down the side of his neck, he relaxed there with his head laid back on the center headrest of the rear bench seat. His droopy eyes, nearly closed, were focused up on the ceiling, while his hands got familiar with the curves of her hips and steered her where he desired. She was fairly attractive, a trait which most Northern girls seem to share. She also had a nice physique. Oh, she had a real nice physique. Anyways, the point here is focused around the strange... tiny... human-like figure in Archie's blurred peripheral. He wasn't paying in any mind at first... but now he was getting curious. Many times he's spent an hour or two in this vehicle, and never before has such a silhouette come into recognition. After a moment of pondering, paying the beautiful babe in his company no mind at all, the Australian glanced in the direction of the tiny figure... and what do you know... it was Iza. Upon realizing this, Archie's cheeks filled with air, and he suddenly let out a very loud laugh. A rather distinctive one that belonged only to him. The blonde on his lap was startled, in which she stopped moving altogether and hugged herself with a bewildered glare at her partner-for-the-moment, feeling somewhat offended as to why he was so amused.


@SirBlazeALot (*Wipes sweat from forehead* Phew.)

 

[SirBlazeALot]

Iza liked to watch people having sex. That was no secret. One of her primary roles in the gang was that of a spy, due to the tiny form she was able to shrink into. And whenever she did, if she ever caught rival gang members doing the dirty, she'd always report it. The first few times, Jason was weirded out. But when it became the norm, he'd be surprised if she didn't mention, "Oh yeah and they were fucking."


What people didn't know is that Iza had a little hobby. She liked to film people getting it on without their knowledge. Everytime she did she felt like god damn Martin Scorsese. And Archie? Archie was her Leonardo DiCaprio. Unlike boring boyscout Cato who spent a suspicious amount of time around men and Summer who was, in Iza's opinion, had quite the mediocre performance, Archie was nothing short of an artist. Archie made her stop using her cell phone and go out and buy an actual real life camcorder. 


He laughed, almost hysterically, and as long as she'd been filming him, she'd never seen him do this. As his unknown director, she felt the need to stop the scene and start again, but of course, she had to maintain her hiding spot. In all the time she'd filmed him, she'd never seen him do this. Curiously, she raised an eyebrow but kept filming from behind the headrest, wondering what the fuck was going on with him, unaware that she'd been spotted. 

 

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Rather than saying anything just yet, Archie covered his face with a hand and continued to laugh, head still resting back against the leather of the seat. Blondie appeared somewhat concerned, weirded out in a way. She was so confused. "Archie?... Why are you laughing?" she asked, hands cupped over her breasts to hide them. The Australian waited until he was finished before saying anything, in which he shook his head and returned the both of his own hands to her hips, "Nothin', nothin'. Just keep doin' watcha doin', mate."


At first, the girl was hesitant. Wouldn't you be? However, after he gently brushed some hair behind her ear and began feeling her up, she seemed more into it than before. This time even Archie was getting active, but only because he'd caught sight of the little peeper and wanted to give a worthwhile performance. Her hands were all over him, and his were all over her. Things were heating up. From an outsider's point of view, the rocking of the vehicle told them exactly what was going on: stress relief, duh. Every now and then, you could catch sight of a small grin playing on the pink-haired one's face.


Eventually the scene reached its climax, and the two began putting their clothes back on, Blondie in the front seat with a pair of sunglasses over her eyes. Archie was buttoning up his pants when she suddenly brought up his random laughing fit from earlier. He replied with a snicker a shrugged, "It's nothin', really. Just get 'ome an' brush ya teeth, yeh?" At this, the girl scoffed, turning the key to start up the car, in which Archie finished putting on his shirt, then quickly grabbed his little companion before stepping out into the parking lot.


He was careful not to squeeze her too tight, but I'd say that's the least of her problems... what with knowing where his hands have been recently. After the booty call drove off, Archie laughed and crouched down while burying his face in the crease of his arm. "Fuckin' 'ell, mate." He sat Iza down in front of him and bounced a finger at her while shaking his head, still chuckling.


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Archie started back up again and did not disappoint. Holy shit good work Arch! She felt really proud of him even though she had nothing to do with his sexual prowess, it's not like she was actually directing him. When he finished, Iza slid down the front seat to hide in the side door. 


She'd been planning on hitching a ride home with Archie's partner, but he found her and plucked her out. Iza yelped but stayed quiet as they stepped outside. When he set her down, Iza didn't try to hide the fact that she was filming him and essentially making an underaged porno without his knowledge. She held the camera in plain sight and grew back to her normal size. "So that's why you started laughing. You saw me." 

 

[Danoram]

Archie remained in a crouching position for a moment, taking out some time to regain himself because we all know if he's not careful he'll fall asleep out of nowhere, but that's what medication's for, right? Right. Archie never skips out on his meds - or... he tries not to. Anyways, as Iza spoke, growing to her original size, the Australian stood to his feet and snickered at her words. Upon noticing the camera, he grew even more amused, taking a step back, "At's right..." then, he pointed at the filming device with a tilt of the head, "Did'ja film me, mate?" Archie stepped closer to the girl and leaned forward a bit, peering down at the screen of her camera. Then, he stepped back again and wiped a hand down his face with a laugh before holding his hand out towards Iza, "Lemme 'ave a fuckin' peek at et, yeh?" Archie appeared very, highly amused right now. "I believe I deserve et after all mah hard work..." He laughed. "Come on, then." 


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Iza narrowed her eyes and folded her arms. "Duh. Of course I filmed you. What, did you think I was watching just to see you fuck?" She flipped open the camera and started to replay the video for him on the screen. Of course she fast-forwarded through all the boring foreplay nonsense. "Check it out," Iza said as she found a starting point in the video. "This is like, some of your best work..." Iza complimented rather casually informing him that this wasn't the first time she filmed him. "You're really good. Better than Summer anyway. She fakes her orgasms and it's really obvious." Iza crossed her legs as if she had to pee and began to mimic the cheerleader in a stilted, unenthusiastic, and dry tone. "OH YEAH, I'M SO CUMMING RIGHT NOW. TOTALLY, YEAH. OHMIGOD." She immediately stood up straight, regaining her typical composure. "But you? You should really think about going pro."

 

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With a hand to his chest, Archie tilted his head back and let out another laugh at Iza's words. "Ahhh- Yeh. Yeh, I did, mate," he stated while stepping beside the girl to watch the video, taking the camera for himself after she finished fast-forwarding. He stared down at the scene with narrowed eyes, grinning at his performance while also listening to his fellow gang member talk. His best work, huh? Gaze still focused on the video, "This in't tha first time? Fuck~" he chuckled. Then, at the mentioning of Summer's name, you could see the Australian's eyes gape open. His attention was immediately focused on Iza as she demonstrated what the cheerleader was like, and he found himself laughing once again. Archie brushed off her comment about him going pro for now, then began flipping through the camera's memory without bothering to ask, "You got fuckin' Summah in 'ere!?" He continued, "What 'bout anyone else, yeh? Fuckin'... Fuckin'... Brax, or- or Melony? Shit, I dunno... Cato?" At the last name, yet another amused laugh fell from the Australian's beaming grin. He was loving Iza right now. This was something he needed to stay up to date with.


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"Hell yeah I have Summer," Iza said with a sly and proud smile. Normally she had to keep her strange little hobby to herself. But when she really thought about it, Archie was the exact type of sicko she could totally just geek out with about it. 


"Ughhhh..." she threw her head back and groaned as Archie rattled off names. "I wish. You just named like, all three of my unicorns. They like, never bang. Ever." Not wanting to let the pink haired Aussie down, she added. "But I have Jason. Oh!" She covered her mouth and revealed, "I've got Vlad. And dude. Two words:" Iza made a wide space between her palms as if she was measuring something. "Giant. Wang."

 

[Danoram]

Archie glanced up from the camera at Iza as she threw her head back and stated that the three names he'd called off never got any action. This was a bit of a disappointment, but it only gave the Australian a few ideas. He'd soon be trying to get one of the three laid... but not without Iza, of course. If only his chi worked another way, then it'd be such an easy job. "Shiiit... I'd fuck'em," he casually stated, gaze once again focused down at the camera, in which he hit play on a random video of Summer and her fake orgasms, still listening to Iza. When she mentioned Jason, an amused grin flickered up onto his face, and he started back up flipping through the videos... because... Jason, man. This was something he had to see. Summer... he could easily just fuck her himself if he really wanted. Iza's suspense upon bringing up Vlad, however, stole his attention. He stared at her hands, and understood immediately what she was saying before she even said it. Archie hopped in place and snapped loudly, "Aw- Fuckin' shit, mate! I fuckin' knew et!" He stepped towards the girl and put one of her hands down for no reason - just to do it, I guess, while continuing to speak, "They's just somethin' 'bout fuckin'... idiots that make me think big cock." Archie shook his head, "Blessed." Then, out of nowhere, the pink-haired one lifted his gaze and furrowed his brow. He bounced a finger at Iza, "Aright, mate... If you could 'ave mah 'bilities for... let's say... twenty-four... tha fuck would'ju do, yeh?" 


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Iza nodded in agreement. That actually made sense. You can't be ridiculously well endowed and smart. It's only fair. "His dick probably gets more bloodflow than his brain." 


She cocked her head at his question, and repeated, "Your ability?" Iza pondered the question before shrugging. "I dunno." Her big eyes blinked blankly. "Why?"

 

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Archie shrugged and turned off the girl's camera, "S'just a question, mate- Say..." He handed Iza the device and continued, "Does anyone know of'is?... Keep me up to date, yeh? Specially if ya catch one of 'em unicorns... I've got curiosities." The Australian laughed and pulled a phone from his pocket to check the time, then put it back while aimlessly staring off into the distance, "I gotta zip, though, 'right? I'll see ya 'round, Wee-bit." Archie started off with a lousy wave. "Gonna go pro, yeh." he joked. 


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Iza shook her head when asked if anyone knew. Just about anyone she had a video of or would try to get a video of would probably try to strangle her if they knew what she was doing. Or worse, keep an eye out for her next time they did the nasty. "Archie wait." Iza grabbed his shoulder before he could leave. "Promise you won't tell anyone." It wasn't a question, more of a demand. 

 

[Danoram]

Archie's lousy wave was halted when Iza called out to him, in which he glanced over his shoulder, blinking curiously with a light hum at the hand touching him. He turned to face the girl as she asked that he promise not to tell anyone of her secret, then he smiled. Archie scratched at the back of his neck and took a few steps backwards while chuckling and holding up a pinkie, "Promise." He took Iza's pinkie with his own and winked, "'Til othawise," he added jokingly. It really wouldn't hurt the Australian to break a promise with the girl if need be, but, until then, I guess you could say her little hobby is safe unknown.


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