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"Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 2", 4.2.5 "Neosaic Browser"
Bolypius decided to subtly copy a particular bit of code from Snare as the other Glitch made contact to teleport both of them away, but was otherwise silent. Snare looked over at Dr. X and then at Bolypius, then teleported himself and the Glitch King to Dr. X's backup fortress "nestled in the heart of the Rocky Mountains!" (or something) a.k.a "It's supposed to be a SECRET backup fortress".

"Now, vhere vere ve? Ah, yes." Dr. X said, and executed a combo sequence on one of the arcade cabinets. "RELEASE ZE KRAKEN!" he shouted, and inserted an arcade token.

"I don't want to hear it, just get it done. What am I even paying you for?" Gavin said over the call to 'IOI_616001', the company-mandated Non-Fungible Cryptoken that activated while IOI Sixers were on duty and was assigned based on their character level (the highest level being 001 and the lowest being however many (up to 999) IOI Sixers were in operation.

Despite the creepy authoritarianism of IOI's employment policies, there was one thing that couldn't be denied about their tech support; you got paid good and weren't expected to actually fix anything because otherwise it would be on the Sixer's own tab. So it was rare for anyone to join with the same mindset as a Glitch Tech; most Sixers were flunkies (and not the catch-able kind) who couldn't hack it as an Arasaka Troubleshooter but still were purely in it for the money. They weren't very good at their job, but they didn't have to be, they just had to look the part and Uncle Sam would turn the other way, instead contributing to the lack of cities over-run with Glitches by "keeping the biggest cities of America free of" the same XP abundance as was available to all Glitch Technicians in similar countries including Canada. After all, why would a company as stingy as IOI include Medical or Dental?

This unfortunately meant that the top 7 Sixers (Code-named after the Seven Deadly Sins as "Pride", "Envy", "Wrath", etc.) had been sent on a special mission when they were no longer eligible to compete in The Finals, instead now investigating mysterious power surges coming from Danville that were causing a rash of Glitches across Washington State.

"The hack is this place, Pride?" Envy asked. By having the elite top 7 use names assigned to their leaderboard positions instead of anything concrete, he had only been Envy for about 2 days (this time, anyway) after falling behind Pride on the Sixer High Score board. Since his Hinobi ID was merely for gaming purposes (video games had been exclusively digital for a couple years and the Swarm Store app was the most complete of all catalogues by a landslide), it was only referenced for depositing his paycheck and he was to use designation 616002 for the duration of the mission.

You might have noticed some issues in that registration system. What happens if someone quits? Or if someone increases their rank on the leaderboard while the person they overtake is on a mission using that designation, and then the overtaker also goes on a mission?
Keeping their internal conversations dubious in their accuracy due to such flaws was intentional, it prevented the consequences of the company's actions from being as harsh as they should have been in court, giving them wiggle room when prosecutors questioned executives and employees for their shady practices.

The area looked like a Mapper got to it, but this was more than just a game map. The only one with the ability to see well was I0I-616001, whose status as the top Sixer gave his uniform a "unique cosmetic skin" of glowing gold at all times. It illuminated the room in what appeared to be an otherwise unlit stone-walled cellar or prison cell.

"Okay, watch and learn." Wrath boasted, and tapped an icon on his IOI Standard Issue "FixBit" smartwatch's secret Technician AugReal menu. He then charged forward, slamming through the wooden door and rendering it into splintered wreckage. After about 1.25 seconds doing the charging through walls thing, it wore off slightly faster than he expected and he slammed into the wall opposite their entry point. "@$$!" he swore as he clutched his face and head.

"You're lucky you didn't K.O. yourself, you idiot." Pride responded.

"This isn't good." Greed said, looking at her own FixBit. "Look at the ID of this Gltch's game."

Everyone leaned in to peer at her screen (except Wrath, who was giving them the middle finger as they ignored him). "What the shit? What even IS a Hedgelike?"

"A game where you are in a procedural dungeon and your character doesn't get out alive, like Urban Changeling: The Hedge or The Hidden Corridors. The goal is to see how far you can go before you die. It was the last major type of game to use time-based scoring." Sloth realized. "This thing is a living maze! We're trapped by an infinite series of walls and overpowered urban fantasy monsters!"

"Computers aren't infinite, there has to be a way out." Pride stated, and used his Elytra character trait to boost himself at high speed towards the trapdoor above...
Which Closed right before he could make it out thus Removing an Easy way out of the Trap. 2 seconds later Dr X's Voice started coming out of a Speaker he had installed because i tell you H'wat, that man likes to gloat.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Did You Really Zhink Zat it Vould Really be Zat Easy? Hmhmhmhm, Imbecile. I guess you Really live up to your name Pride. Maybe if I vas a Glitch of Lesser Intellect, You'd be Right, No Matter, Your Buddy is right, to Quote a Certain Cartoon Armor Bladed Maniac None of You Vill leave here Alive!"

The Laughter of the Madman Echoed throughout the Dungeon as up above, Dr X Began to play on the Machine. That was the Deadly Sins only warning that they'd have to get to stepping and press forward because...

The Battle was about to begin.
 
"Bendy's Dreamblight Valley: Surveillance Breach, Pt. 2", 4.4.5 "Progress Browser for Portals Vishnu/7"


Upon reaching the desktop, she noted the old machine had ChitChat installed. Since the Federation Cyber-War, all service identification designations - from telephone numbers to bmail accounts and including ChitChat - were updated to be decentralized and federated, mostly by Techs like herself due to the issues faced by both companies like Merchantsoft (ChitChat IM), Pesterchum, BRIX Group (Builded), Seddit and Disbord, and by Open Source projects like the Early fediverse (which fortunately had all but won over corporate interests, in the Federation Cyber-War of the 2020s, by 2028). That likely meant she was supposed to click the little icon with the notification dot.

Sure enough, one click later and she saw a couple messages waiting.

ZANE_ROCKS_40_1986
Dr. Zane Lofton, PhD/MD
2025-08-09@040
This is an experimental product we're working on. Hopefully it can enhance or even replace other treatments of Gender Dysphoria and Body Dysphoria, as well as Belial Complex and Cyberpsychosis. If you're seeing this, you must have fallen asleep with our headband on and connected to an active PC. According to that (your) system's clock, I would be 43 at the time you read this. Or I could be dead by that point, but I don't want to tempt fate.

DiamondAge
Agatha Diamanté, CEO of Biotechnica (2020-????)
2028-06-29@365
Hey, Alice. If you're reading this, I put an EEG headband on you while you're asleep that was modified from an old Hypnospace Enforcers headband. Back in the day those guys were cutting edge. This was once Merchantsoft's attempt to compete with Somnius' CyberWorldZ before Merchantsoft became part of Microdyne. It's basically a lucid dream.
2028-06-29@366
Don't log out of your account on this dream computer, you'll wake up and we can't legally get access to sedatives so... um, yeah. We may or may not be in the middle of a RipperDoc surgery if you do that. The chat's live and secure, by the way. I plugged the headband into my Pip-Pad and this plane's cabin has a faraday cage like all the new airliners for safety reasons. We're only 20 minutes from our waypoint stop as I type this so we'll land and get you to a doc to figure out what's going on.

A text field awaited at the bottom of the screen for Alice/ZoeIRL to communicate back, and the clock in the upper right corner showed that the current time was @381/"2:07 AM", denoting she had shifted one time zone to the west since falling asleep.

After a couple minutes of waiting around, Zoe was likely bored by the lack of activity. Suddenly an error message popped up...

"headspace.apk has crashed. Would you like to send a report?" was annoying but seemed harmless enough.

---

"...and there it is." the ripperdoc said, holding the experimental neural jack's spinal contacts between a pair of tweezers. "I take it Biotechnica wants this back?"

"Yes, we'll need to check it to make sure no permanent damage was done to her implant that could have affected her permanently." Dee said.

The doctor held up the device under a magnifying glass, then dropped it into a small biohazard container. There was nothing particularly biologically hazardous about it, but hospitals and medical personnel are required to consider anything sourced from a human body which is to remain outside that body as a potential biohazard and isolate it from the possibility of infecting someone. The neural jack would be cleaned with methyl alcohol and, as Dee said, disassembled by Biotechnica's engineers.

"Alright, we're on a bit of a tight timeframe so how long until you can patch her up?" Dee asked.

"That's harder to say. I took the job thinking half an hour, tops. I didn't realize it until after I took out the jack, but it looks like there's a lot of inflamation. She might need an actual hospital." the doctor explained.

The man standing next to Dee looked at her with a shake of his head.

"What about a med-evac?" Dee asked the professional opinions of both of them.

"We can have a med-evac here in 15." the man, head of Dee's security detail, told them. "Is it possible to make the patient stable on board the aircraft while en-route?"

"Maybe... Have you got room for one more?" the ripperdoc asked.

---

When Zoe closed the pop-up, the computer suddenly displayed a big blue screen.

Code:
Portals 12 has encountered an error and needs to restart.

Error Code: 404 "device not found"

Sending error report to microDyne...

We are currently experiencing a higher-than-profitable volume of callers. You are (13) in queue. Your computer will restart after the report has been sent.

Please send 0.0000000612 BeeCoin or 0.00004423 Exp to expedite your reporting process.

The nature of Windows' counterpart in 2028 was what people fear Windows 12 (or a 'Windows 365' subscription) will be, as of 2024 (which is prior to Windows 12 being publicly visible; I don't think we even have screenshots yet). Most had been forced to abandon the platform in favor of Sphenux Distros or (if they could afford it) an iqTop S1 with the new Quill Silicon chip. Everything else had been abandoned by the corps to rot, and after 4 years of the Hinobi GamerDeck being suitable for gaming, the only ones who hadn't transitioned to a giant middle finger pointed at capitalism (that is to say, Free Open-Source Software) were offices and businesses who could still afford the 'Portals for Your Shop' yearly subscription of... "$5000 USD, but we must take risks to reap the rewards" (cue memetic stupid statement dance mix).

As she considered why this error had just occurred, a noise played from the computer's speakers with the error...


Archive of Original Video

...and the wall to her right receded and then slid sideways like a door from Wolfenvania 3D, revealing something far more interesting to her than a classic computer... her home page in the Hiverse, the VR realm she'd created for when she wasn't hustling for upvote dollars and just wanted to relax. It still looked pretty shabby, she had been using an nSideo VTX 970 and an nSideo VTX 960 in Multi-VPU mode since around 12020 so the textures were low-poly. But even then, it was like wearing a VR set in terms of visuals but like real life in terms of feel and interface design.

Her streaming setup was actually almost entirely virtual, these days most streaming happened from within the Hiverse. The only problem was, Zoe never left her homepage these days. The sheer toxicity of the First Web War (when the election of 2024 was so controversial it started the first "civil war" for the internet because the choices were between that monster of a man Roules Card and the first ever woman president and Roules was literally willing to try and kill to win...) led to the proprietary Hiverse - Hinobi's entry to get some of that sweet, sweet VR tech startup investment dollah bills ya'll - and the compatible open-source Xtended Reality browser Volpe Dogzilla.

Projects like CyberWorldZ, the Otherland, the Half-Gaia Project, Sword Art Online and the OASys (Online Architecture System) had all used 3D virtual worlds and sometimes even dreamcasting, but what what made the Hiverse different was that it could read brainwaves without invasive surgery and without overtaxing the mind during sleep like the Merchantsoft Hypnospace headbands. The only problem? Nobody can consciously remember the thought patterns for an entire web browser's commands. That required some sort of "super AI" to help find information easily. Helpie was one of them, Eliza another, but people quickly found it annoying to receive responses that were less than perfect from a cartoon letter H or the "Pandemic-Proof Assistant" concept of a holographic (actually PLixel-based) assistant that was powered mostly by Horizen Web Services and your Horizen Prime shopping and browsing history.

Doglefox took a different approach in licensing their code for commercial use by Volpe. In return for a free license to monetize what was otherwise exclusively Creative Commons (open to free use by anyone without exclusive copyright), Non-Commercial (can't sell what you make, unless you're Volpe), Share-Alike (can't change the license you used) and by Attribution (credit the original creators), Volpe was tasked with creating the ultimate browser-based AI assistant.

Instead of uploading the mind of a child with a fatal genetic mutation or an injured but beloved News Reporter, or using some sort of weird AI training program that turns vaporwave into reality, they decided the best way to humanize an AI was to make it cute and clever, but mute. Doglefox was originally the name of the mascot of Neozilla's version of the browser, and to attempt an idea they could not execute themselves, the decision was made to grant access to Neozilla's randomly-generated trademark (yes, the name of Firefox's counterpart was a 'slick'-sounding and 'relata-marketable' name meant to take on the corporate giants with their own weapons) to actually explain what such a creature even is. The result was an adorable chimera of a corgi/red fox/persian whose species became the first 'PetPETs' when the 'Neozilla Central' Node launched in 2026.

A person's PetPET didn't speak (except a happy bark or similar in response to the command) but it's (yes, it was an actual non-binary entity unless renamed and regendered by the owner) pointed and boopable nose served as an amazing shorthand and was the first virtual asset that people actually grew attached to. The Non-Fungible Cryptoken charity sales alone were enough to fund Volpe so well they wound up making the entire Volpe browser FOSS and began finding a way to redeem the AltCoin economy, which had so far been going fairly well.

The default look of PetPETs were merely a photorealistic ai-generated kawaiimera (kawaii-chimera, 'kawaiimera' was the trendy cyberpunk thing to say about it at the Aegean Way Node Café) of the aforementioned fur-babies, with one alternative body shape in the form of a theropod provided by Neozilla for bird and dinosaur PetPETs, but the Non-Fungible Tributaries (yes, NFTs have a different acronym) aspect was important for several reasons...

One, each NFT was tied not to some sort of club membership or loyalty card, but to a special PetPET collar, a new one of which could be created for an existing Glitch if you were a tech or were willing to wait for the official launch of PetPETs v1.0 that was due for Christmas 2028.

Two, the collars would 'Nuzlock' themselves once they remained on a single glitch for longer than 6 days, meaning that you could not trade them. Unlike in video games, it was clear that they should be saved for the intended owner and that 'pets are forever so please don't abandon yours' so unless you ignored the warning notice there was no chance of accidental nuzlocking.

Three, there was a non-exclusive alternative; default PetPETs could have custom cosmetic skins, it was just that the NFT versions were supported in gamer-related ways by Hinobi's Hiverse, such as having specific-to-Pet stat blocks.

Four, they had utility beyond a game made just to capitalize on cryptocurrency (like BeeCoin Runner 2049) or an authoritarian 'NFT required' rich-person-only internet that had been revealed to have been in the works when the infamous Cybergate Scandal of 2026 (implicating most tech companies - the exceptions being Biotechnica, Hinobi and Volpe - and several national leaders in the Brave New World Order conspiracy to destroy democracy and bring about industrial feudalism) was revealed.

With no need to make ridiculous amounts of cash, the browser's canine AI companion was essentially a self-expressive guidebook in the shape of a fake animal and everyone was aware of that from the start. The NFT versions of the collar were never pitched as an investment or as any sort of 'hobbyvestment' (the term Aegean Way Café had come up with for fads like Crazy Baby Kidz - a 'hobby' that is suppoedly also an 'investment' when in reality the intent was less than honest before the success of Goggles) like the awful BEE NFT avatars (which were not only generated by AI but often insensitive, including blackface, young girls with something which I cannot mention dripping from their open mouth and face, and [REDACTED] all being created and not vetted in any way; when it turned out microDyne had intended to use the NFTs as permanent tracking cookies and 98% of the owners were fat neckbeards who thought they'd get laid if they were rich, the results were well-deserved). (To be fair, yours truly is a fat neckbeard who sees promise in NFTs, but use real human-made art if you're making them and screw 'investment', you'd have better odds at a casino and I don't gamble).

Most of that was why Zoe was so pessimistic. In 2016, Card won when everyone said he was dead in the water, the fear he might win in 2024 had been extreme. Things like the co.vid_19 cyberattacks showed that what Zoe, Elextrixtr, Pentifer and Gadg8eer had just been introduced to the previous day was far too politically-integrated to simply let people like Card have their way. The return of IT Unionization was exactly what the world needed to save it from becoming Orwellian.

That was quickly demonstrated when the PetPET, or Petlike PLixel Entity Tributary, became a sort of prototype for PLixelves. You could suddenly have a literal pet that happened to also be virtual, it just couldn't exist in meatspace (yet) as far as the public knew. For IT, many an unlocked Chicky-chum, Chomp Kitty or robot buddy had been with them their whole career, and soon they would be able to pass off their existence while in public!

As for the Hiverse, it started out with various websites that archived webpages (this is a real thing, check out archive.org and archive.is to use free archival and and perma.cc to use professional-grade archival) creating VR computer museums that allowed devices like the iqTop 64 to browse the internet as it (approximately) was in an increasingly distant past. Those museums replaced the internet proper and soon instead of a node for those purposes, people would get attached to classic or even antique computers. Companies like UpGear started providing kits to repair such Classic computers as Gadg8eer's iqTop 64 and even replace their interiors with new components designed for old shells. Soon people were modelling obsolete devices for use in VR and using the AugReal system as a makeshift method of resurrecting a dead watch or portable console.

Most of this wouldn't matter to Zoe, but it did have an effect. She used a browser set up for her by Dee, and her preferences were synced with a decentralized cloud server in the Sealand Data Haven (or wherever Biotechnica actually put it) so she wasn't offput by the idea her homepage was connected to this space. However, what surprised her was that after entering, she took a seat on her low-poly couch, which while still low in footprint size, did not feel like her VR haptic gloves against her skin as she brushed her hand against it, nor did they feel like the origami-ish polygonal forms were paper or stone or metal, but like actual fabric made from real cotton or like a hard plastic surface when moving her 'computer' mouse.

While real computers were still real computers, VR computers were like the computer systems were in Flunky Quest QuickSilver; A 'computer' in VR was a desktop or terminal with a fixed location, only accessible by going to it and using it. This desktop was able to function as exactly that, a full Portals 365, inkOS or Sphenux PC, which looked like anything the user wanted provided that it could be visualized and then built in the game engine.

A computer you read this on has a "terminal" or "command line" which is the layer beneath your 2D Graphical User Interface. In reality it's the other way around, the text input is the "real" computer, and your GUI is just an interface shell.

Virtual Reality, Augmented Reality or AugReal, and the rest of the gamut of Xtended Reality/Mixed Reality interfaces, are known in GTX as "Layer 2 Interface Shells". All you need to know is that there are three layers, Layer 0 (Command Line Interface, or CLI), Layer 1 (Graphical User Interface, or GUI, like what you're probably viewing this on), and Layer 2 (VR and AugReal).

However, Layer 2 existed like that because other methods had failed. Making VR the replacement of GUIs was too risky because if your complicated and expensive VR headset failed, you had no interface at all (even CLIs). And so, the layer levels were devised. Layer 0 also technically included several formats, such as the indicator lights on the oldest kit computers or the punch tapes used in the late 1960s. PLixels were an oddity in that sense, but unless you believed the conspiracy theorists who claim the megacorps rule the world because they traveled back in time to prevent their own downfalls, you just kind of took it for granted that nanobots (as irl knows them) were invented during WWI and were apparently capable of reality-warping. Thus, they were simply another form/component of Layer 2 Interface Shells.

Layer 2 Interface Shells like PLixel holograms, HidWindows and VR did certain common tasks far less well than a mouse, keyboard and monitor or a touchscreen. As a result, the Layer 0 Interface Shell (which interfaces with the kernel directly) was now explicitly called a Terminal. A Terminal was accessible as a program on a desktop PC. If this 'desktop PC' was actually a Virtual/Oneiric construct (anything that functioned as an old-school 'computer' in the Hiverse, regardless of whether you accessed it via VR or - as was the case for Zoe and for anyone with a PLixelf - through Sleepnet protocols) or a PLixel construct and not a physical display, that computer-like construct was called a Layer 1 Interface Shell, or just "capital-D" Desktop. A Desktop is to the VR node cluster it is in what the Terminal is to the Desktop.

Other than that, you would just have to remember that because the vast majority of software in use in 2026 was best when paired with a Layer 1 Interface Shell. Either an irl mouse/keyboard and/or screen equipped with an HCP, or a full irl PLixel construct like a VidWindow, or an irl AugReal HidWindow (which only the intended user can see), or a VR replica of a real computer. This includes most game settings. Since the Hiverse ran on the SuperMenu game engine used by the entire industry, that pre-dated the Hiverse, that meant that every node cluster had a Desktop that (if you knew the access method, such as the password to log in or the NFT in your inventory that is the owner's security key) was required to access control panel settings for the cluster and it's individual nodes. Widgets could then be placed within nodes to allow access to functions ranging from lighting and time display to a hidden lever undetectable without access to the aforementioned admin permissions - the reason for making accessing the Desktop inconvenient was because the user would take off their VR headset and use the real screen if they needed to change settings in a hurry. Anyone else would instead have to actually access the Desktop to do anything malicious, much like how all smartphone malware is either spyware or requires someone to physically take your phone, unlock the bootloader and then enable SuperUser permissions.

Or, tl;dr: VR was it's own anti-cheat, just like how your smartphone doesn't tend to get viruses.

A 'node' was like a webpage, displayed in the form of a room, and a node cluster was a cluster of nodes that formed 'buildings' which could be euclidean or non-euclidean thanks to being based on the versatile FOSS Game OS known as the SuperMenu Engine. That meant that all isolated objects in VR are known as Widgets, and a GUI terminal in VR is known among cyberpunks, crackers and the various shades of hacker hats as a GOD (GUI Operation Desktop). An unsecured or improperly/insufficiently secured GOD could become a built-in a Remote Access Tool (RAT) into the GUI for anyone able to defy the admin's security, in the same way that GUI can access the Terminal in a 2D OS, due to the inherent flexibility required by VR. This was why most people used a homepage like Neozilla Central, instead of a customized one like a power user. The less power in the hands of the user, generally the less likely it would be for the homepage to be cyberattacked.

A homepage was a personal node cluster or 'Hive', and though she spent a lot of time in VR (well, all of it) she rarely ever left even this one node due to the events of Cardiff Electric's bankruptcy in 2016, and the betrayal of GotSee Studios against her, among other things she didn't like to dwell on.

Homepages run by companies like IOI, Arasaka and even Hinobi were infamously stingy, only providing a single "hotel room" with most truly desirable customization options and anything with a known security risk blocked off to end users. Neozilla provided the option to use their network but they did not provide storage, only security, requiring self-hosting connected to Neozilla via the FOSS Desktop app.

In short, while it would be a grave mistake to describe Zoe's room myself, those are the frameworks within which Lady Moldoma Lady Moldoma can describe her character's preferred VR workspace and all that would be needed on her part is to slap whatever coats of genre paint she might want.

One last thing of note (aside from what Lady Moldoma Lady Moldoma chooses to describe Zoe's HomeNode Cluster as being) was that one of the doors to the room, the one she entered through, had a method of swapping between paired set of Ports (doorways, loosely speaking), allowing her to use her door to connect to other nodes on a preset list of bookmarks. The room she'd found herself in after falling asleep had been added to these bookmarks and a notification of some sort in her HUD let her know of this.

It was actually possible she only had the one door - or, rather, Port - and only dialed in to people's nodes on invitation. There's four classes and three aspects of Ports. The three aspects are Open, Restricted and Closed. The four classes are Transer, Transmitter, Receiver and Transceiver Ports.

Open Ports are open doorways or doors with no lock, essentially hyperlinks. Restricted Ports were in the form of locked doors, with access to a linked node only in a way that requires a password, valid ID token, or one of Hinobi's "Blue Key" items from the Glitch Tech item shop. Closed Port, which means they're available to be Tunneled to a valid Open Receiver Port - which were open doorways but darkened and blocked by a force field.

Inside of a Port is a Tunnel leading from the Transmitter Port (re-entry only permitted to the creator and a whitelist) at one end to the Receiver Port (re-entry permitted only to the creator and the creator's friends) at the other, allowing doors and other entrances of any shape and size to connect. Various Hiverse NFTs existed which could provide customized Tunnel settings, but only for active Tunnels. The Tunnel exists regardless of if the server it links to is online, so an unilluminated 'blackport' was the equivalent of a 'redlink', having only a Transmitter Port and no valid Receiver Port. A Tunnel can actually be multi-way if multiple clients dial in, with each client doorway protected by a force field that can only be passed by people with access. There was no trouble linking as many different client Transmitter Ports as the server could handle to a single server Reciever Port.

Additionally, every Port leading into a Tunnel had a hallway big enough to accommodate a perfect cube which was the size of the longest dimension (height, width or length) of the largest avatar of every avatar owned by the creator and everyone on the creator's contact list (for Transer and Transmitter Ports) or the Reciever Port's client list (for public nodes). So an avatar could go HOME NODE <-> HALL <-> TUNNEL <-> HALL <-> PUBLIC NODE but not usually anywhere else. Given all this was in a chaotic space resembling a 3D platformer or FPS game, you can see why a little spirit guide to follow that glows in a way that is only visible to the owner was a handy equivalent to the search engines of old. The default skins, the Doglefox and the Niptor, were based on the mascots of their respective company and non-profit, Volpe and Neozilla.

Of course, Zoe might have preferred something else as an AI guide, so I digress. The point was that corporations were no longer allowed special treatment in the Hiverse, and so mascots OF corporations came back into vogue, becoming the human-like form of their companies but only in-so-far as being an AI chatbot trained on existing media and sometimes the creator's own brainscans. For Dee, she'd made herself that character with her recent 'upgrade', but most fictional characters that represented a corporation were AI Chatbot NPCs coupled with new Investment AIs, backed up by human copyright lawyers who could file a lawsuit to receive royalties based on how long an unofficial fan-made NFT had been worn.

In the old days copyright laws were why TV was creatively bankrupt and the Mick Sidney Company was salty about Whimsy the Wisp falling into the public domain in 2024 (Fun fact, since IRL I created the character of Whimsy for a show-within-a-show, I've decided to release that character as Public Domain), but in a new age when eternal life was not out of the question it was why the gig economy worked well for VR. Most mascots were self-reprogramming pop-up ads which were generated by the node's advertising partners, until the GMTUNA (Game Mechanic's Trade Union of North America) went on strike demanding that if a bill as disgustingly authoritarian as the "Stop Hinobi Online Technology Act" (which critics noted was backed by all of Hinobi's competitors but not by Neozilla, Volpe, Biotechica or the now-bankrupt Gregarious Games) could be passed without popular approval, then advertisements that used your own computer or hardware to process any data were no longer going to be tolerated. Thus, it was illegal to advertize on the internet unless you were a real person instead of an NPC. The only problem was that you had a hard time telling whether an avatar was an advertisement or the persona of an actual person. I'll let the implications of that in the Glitch Techs Xpanded Universe sink in.

The Hiverse could be a lot of things, but it was profitless. People used NFTs they picked up for pennies on the dollar for all sorts of things, but unless you were an artisan or had a huge media franchise to turn into a base for avatars (see: My Little Brony, transforming robots, Sonic OCs, Pokeymans, NetNavis, LEGO Minifigs, SBURB players, deltarune characters, slugcats, those creepy toilet-headed things, etc.). Worse, many such franchises were being bitterly held back by Hollywood studios that were furious that their company's movies and TV shows were becoming irrelevant; the reason Gadg8eer had been creating his own writing project, a fantasy setting containing no races which are found in real life mythologies (so no centaurs, vampires, dragons, etc) but instead vague analogues like the Brancasaur (feathered wyverns that resemble these guys) or the InKids (based loosely on the main character of KidPunk: Cosmic Playground), was entirely because KidPunk as a series had last been given serious value in 2006, when Merchantsoft had sold the IP to the soon-to-be-infamous developer Goliath Games, who bought the IP because it competed with their existing Virtual Sidneyland project. There were no avatars or other Hiverse NFTs for the franchise, as Goliath demanded unreasonably high royalties on purpose, hoping to kill the KidPunk franchise outright.

It was only the truly famous franchises, like Hinobi's own Honkai: Geek Squad (a mobile idle game where you play as the employee of the "worst job ever", the new hire at 'Best Buy' - an obvious jab at popular consumer-grade PLixel technology store Quest Buy - who suddenly finds himself trying to eliminate glitches- wait.) or the massive juggernaut of Flunky Quest (gotta catch 'em all), that got rep in the Hiverse, regardless of who owned the IP, because the economy was so heavily skewed towards custom creations. The early days of the Hiverse and similar platforms started out with most players using fan-made avatars of existing characters, but when corporations demanded monetization, the people demanded the corps f- off. Shots were fired, the police were called, the courts ruled that royalties couldn't be ignored but advertisements using your own bandwidth to forcibly display them were theft, and that changed so much about the last 4 years that optimism was again running as high in June of 2028 as it did in June of 2000. After a couple months of most marketing firms trying to call the bluff, the law put a foot down and shut down Nudle's parent company, Abjad Inc. by confiscating what was once the most valuable domain name on the internet, nudle.com, and the real life Nudle campus in San Francisco, as proceeds of a crime.

Why such a change of heart? Most assumed it was because the rich got greedy and learned you don't get flies with vinegar. The truth was that the Game Mechanics held the nations of the world 'hostage' for the better part of 2025, by Halloween of that year it was clear that the only way the corps came out of this undead (pun intended) was to respect the general public. There was no easy answer, eventually it was decided that humanity needed utopia more than reality could provide, and as a result the world was two years into a plan to transition to a post-scarcity society where everyone had their own space in equal - though virtual - amounts.

A 'verse, barely a Hive. We can rebuild it. We have the technology... Stronger. Faster. Smarter. Funner.

Some might call that hubris, it was certainly a lofty goal. But we had tried every other option, and the only thing that worked some of the time was democracy. The rest were barely considerable. The plan forward was to allow everyone to just chill in their own virtual space without being disturbed, and to live and let live.

The only problem, for Zoe, would have been that she didn't like what she had seen of life, and living requires connection. The thought of contacting Gadg8eer might cross her mind with the possibilities provided by the new 3D variant of the Sleepnet which powered Hiverse.
 
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"Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 1", 4.1.6 "Nudle Crane"
Elextrixtr quietly watched Pentifer in slight amusement. She quietly engaged in the first conversation she could come up with- the topic on whether or not Pineapple belongs on pizza. Both agreed that it did not.
"I'll third that," Hum said.

Pentifer's protector had stayed silent until then but gave a sound of agreement.

"...I like Hawaiian pizza," iQ grumbled, slightly melancholic about the presence of the anti-pineapple mafia. He motioned toward Pentifer and Elextrixtr. "Should we check if..."

"Yeah, we'll handle it."

Hum opened up the door as the truck came to a stop.

"Alright, there's a lot to unpack, but I'll try to give you the short version. This is the real world - well, we assume it is, anyway. As of right now, we don't have any moon colonies and we haven't met any aliens, so it's also the only world we have. Anything that threatens the Earth threatens humanity... including humanity itself. We... kind of made the climate crap the bed lately. It's a long story. But we're working on it."

He led the two towards the vehicle, explaining on the way.

"Unlike a game world, you only get one life here. The good news is, death rates have plummeted in the last hundred years or so - partly because of medical advances, and partly because of Game Mechanics." He paused, realizing suddenly just what he'd said. "Oh. Right. That's an acronym, by the way: Glitch-Altered Mesotechnological Entity. Basically, PLixel beings, like you. At least, that's what The Man calls them. We just call them glitches for short. Game Mechanics are people who get sent to contain dangerous GAMEs before they cause too much damage. That includes Glitch Techs like us. Though if you ask me, the name 'Glitch Tech' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. I don't know what Hinobi was thinking.

"The point I was getting at," he continued, "is that the reason glitches manifest is because of the way mesotech like PLixels work. There's a lot of technical voodoo involved, but at its core, a mesomachine is a machine that operates at multiple different scales, like the cells that make up a human body." He took an HCP out of one of his many pockets and held it between his fingers. "And when an HCP, like this one here, starts sending the wrong instructions to them, they start doing... unusual things. But glitches almost never compile themselves from regular computer programming, because game code offers three advantages that other code doesn't. One, it interacts with PLixels directly - no PLixels, no glitch. Two, it's linked to graphical data like sprites and meshes, so the glitch has a built-in blueprint for determining its shape. And three, it's complex enough that the resulting glitch is able to avoid being destroyed once it exists. Which, in practice, means all glitches major enough to get our attention are either smart enough to recognize danger..."

"Or really hard to kill?" Pentifer interjected.

"Yeah, that's about right," Hum answered back. "It doesn't always take physical damage to the HCP to cause a glitch to appear, though. These days, most of the glitches you see from older games spawn because an aging system finally gave up the ghost, or because someone popped in a bootleg cartridge thinking that the Hinobi Seal of Approval is just a formality, but back in the day, programmers used to cut corners all the time, usually because they either figured nobody would ever see it or because they needed to meet a deadline. By the way, guys, Merry Chr--"

Before he could even finish his sentence, the comms exploded into an orchestra of annoyed groaning.

"See what I mean? Now think about how bad it was back before day-one patches."
 
"Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 1", 4.1.7 "Nudle Crane"
"I'll third that," Hum said.

Pentifer's protector had stayed silent until then but gave a sound of agreement.

"...I like Hawaiian pizza," iQ grumbled, slightly melancholic about the presence of the anti-pineapple mafia. He motioned toward Pentifer and Elextrixtr. "Should we check if..."

"Yeah, we'll handle it."

Hum opened up the door as the truck came to a stop.

"Alright, there's a lot to unpack, but I'll try to give you the short version. This is the real world - well, we assume it is, anyway. As of right now, we don't have any moon colonies and we haven't met any aliens, so it's also the only world we have. Anything that threatens the Earth threatens humanity... including humanity itself. We... kind of made the climate crap the bed lately. It's a long story. But we're working on it."

He led the two towards the vehicle, explaining on the way.

"Unlike a game world, you only get one life here. The good news is, death rates have plummeted in the last hundred years or so - partly because of medical advances, and partly because of Game Mechanics." He paused, realizing suddenly just what he'd said. "Oh. Right. That's an acronym, by the way: Glitch-Altered Mesotechnological Entity. Basically, PLixel beings, like you. At least, that's what The Man calls them. We just call them glitches for short. Game Mechanics are people who get sent to contain dangerous GAMEs before they cause too much damage. That includes Glitch Techs like us. Though if you ask me, the name 'Glitch Tech' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. I don't know what Hinobi was thinking.

"The point I was getting at," he continued, "is that the reason glitches manifest is because of the way mesotech like PLixels work. There's a lot of technical voodoo involved, but at its core, a mesomachine is a machine that operates at multiple different scales, like the cells that make up a human body." He took an HCP out of one of his many pockets and held it between his fingers. "And when an HCP, like this one here, starts sending the wrong instructions to them, they start doing... unusual things. But glitches almost never compile themselves from regular computer programming, because game code offers three advantages that other code doesn't. One, it interacts with PLixels directly - no PLixels, no glitch. Two, it's linked to graphical data like sprites and meshes, so the glitch has a built-in blueprint for determining its shape. And three, it's complex enough that the resulting glitch is able to avoid being destroyed once it exists. Which, in practice, means all glitches major enough to get our attention are either smart enough to recognize danger..."

"Or really hard to kill?" Pentifer interjected.

"Yeah, that's about right," Hum answered back. "It doesn't always take physical damage to the HCP to cause a glitch to appear, though. These days, most of the glitches you see from older games spawn because an aging system finally gave up the ghost, or because someone popped in a bootleg cartridge thinking that the Hinobi Seal of Approval is just a formality, but back in the day, programmers used to cut corners all the time, usually because they either figured nobody would ever see it or because they needed to meet a deadline. By the way, guys, Merry Chr--"

Before he could even finish his sentence, the comms exploded into an orchestra of annoyed groaning.

"See what I mean? Now think about how bad it was back before day-one patches."
Hoo boy, that was a lot to take in. Pentifer had stopped eating to listen, and it was clear it had baffled him. Elextrixtr quite shook him out of his zoned-out state.
 
"Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 1", 4.1.8 "Nudle Crane"
Hoo boy, that was a lot to take in. Pentifer had stopped eating to listen, and it was clear it had baffled him. Elextrixtr quite shook him out of his zoned-out state.
Though to be fair, he was - to a degree - aware of most of this. Being the punisher of wicked souls he is, and the protagonist of a game, he was - demon or not - quite concerned about what he knew about humanity's reality from the beginning, though the part about Glitches was somewhat over his head as it was not something Glitches are normally made aware of in their backstories. It was even technically part of his series' lore that rather than actual evil, the Angels are a hive mind named the Godworks and Demons are the "ants" of this hive mind assigned to punish those who are truly irredeemable, like Hitler or Tom Cruise.

"Ah." Hum realized. "The too long, didn't read of it is, Glitches are practically supernatural - despite being entirely scientific in origin - and IT workers like us are the hunters who find and catch them to prevent them from wreaking havok on the real world."

"Oh, you mean like in The Text Files or that one comedy with the actor from The Thresh Prince of Alternia." Pentifer said, the pop-culture starting to come together.

"Uh.. Sort of. What year do you think it is?" Hum asked.

"That's... actually a really good question, mate." Pentifer realised he should, but didn't know that. It was the 21st century, but what year seemed to be a range from 2000 to 'the forseeable future'. "If you are asking what I remember... 2000 or later?"

"Ever heard of 9/11?"

"What's that?"

"Exactly. The current year is actually 2028. It's been almost 3 decades since your backstory was written." Hum explained. "A lot of things have changed since the 1990s, you're basically Cryorca, Queen of the Arctic Ocean from the Novel Cinematic Universe."

"Wait, I thought Novel made comics books?" Pentifer said at the mention of the animal-spirit superheroine "killer whale" furry anthro Cryorca, who had been frozen in the form of an ice sculpture since the 19th Century and was reawakened to keep Santa Claus safe during the Cold War.

"They did." Hum confirmed in past tense.

Pentifer's eyes widened in wonder. "Woah."
 
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01 - Keep Slaying and Nobody Explodes! (GTX: GNU Forks, s1e01) Remastered, Beta 1.0b "Skor Caramel Brownie Cupfection"
The Arcade Kingdom! A.K.A The Skullfort.


Meanwhile 2 Streets away from Gnu Forks is a Recently Renovated Storefront turned Arcade beloved by the local geeks with a seeming Gimmick of resembling the Iconic skullforts of the "Atom girl" Arch-villain the Diabolical Dr X. Though we could go over such classic games as "Invader Simulator" "Smashozaurs" and "Sock-em rockers" we instead head to the backroom, wherein lurks 5 of the worst Villains this world has ever seen, The council of doom! We start off our list with their Demented leader, the aforementioned Dr X! Himself. To his Immediate right is the world's wickedest Goat, Yokai! The mighty mite king Yukhoe! The self proclaimed Empress of evil Madame Vile and last but not least the leader of the shadow syndicate Colonel Sirius! All of them recognizable to Gamers, all of them up to no good!

"Vadies and Gentlemen, I would like to begin zhis meeting by announcing zhat zo far zhe Arcade is a resounding success!" Doctor X announced "people are spending their money on our attractions and nobody seems to suspect a thing about our intentions."

"that's easy for you to say Bub, we haven't even launched a single attack yet and I'm tired of it, you said this alliance would allow us to conquer all our worlds and this mundane world as a bonus prize!" An insectoid man, the aforementioned when I introduced the council Yukhoe complained

"Oh come now Yukhoe, Rome wasn't built in a day." A man named Colonel sirius said

"Easy for you to say, it took me about that long to rise to power." A Ram man smirked sinisterly.

"Ooh like that impresses any of us." Madame vile said in a sarcastic tone.

"Enough!" Dr X shouted "Soon Ve shall launch our conquest of zis world! Vith no heroes to get in our way ve'll be completely unstoppable! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"


The Arcade Kingdom! A.K.A The Skullfort A.K.A Arcade World Reloaded.
Archive of Original Video

Meanwhile 2 Streets away from Gnu Forks is a Recently Renovated Storefront turned Arcade beloved by the local geeks with a seeming Gimmick of resembling the Iconic skullforts of the "Atom girl" Arch-villain the Diabolical Dr X. Though we could go over such classic games as "Invader Simulator" "Smashozaurs" and "Sock-em rockers" we instead head to the backroom, wherein lurks 5 of the worst Villains this world has ever seen, The council of doom! We start off our list with their Demented leader, the aforementioned Dr X! Himself. To his Immediate right is the world's wickedest Goat, Yokai! The mighty mite king Yukhoe! The self proclaimed Empress of evil Madame Vile and last but not least the leader of the shadow syndicate Colonel Sirius! All of them recognizable to Gamers, all of them up to no good!

"Vadies and Gentlemen, I would like to begin zhis meeting by announcing zhat zo far zhe Arcade is a resounding success!" Doctor X announced "people are spending their money on our attractions and nobody seems to suspect a thing about our intentions."

"that's easy for you to say Bub, we haven't even launched a single attack yet and I'm tired of it, you said this alliance would allow us to conquer all our worlds and this mundane world as a bonus prize!" An insectoid man, the aforementioned when I introduced the council Yukhoe complained

"Oh come now Yukhoe, Rome wasn't built in a day." A man named Colonel sirius said

"Easy for you to say, it took me about that long to rise to power." A Ram man smirked sinisterly.

"Ooh like that impresses any of us." Madame vile said in a sarcastic tone.

"Enough!" Dr X shouted "Soon Ve shall launch our conquest of zis world! Vith no heroes to get in our way ve'll be completely unstoppable! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
 
"Keep Slaying and Nobody Explodes!" Remastered, Beta 1.15b "Rocky Road"
With Gadg8 and ZoeIRL

Little did our heroes know, they were not alone on the road, in a nearby bush hid a robot that any Atom girl fan would recognize as a Marksman Jim with it's cyclopic eye, Buster arm and shield that was capable of blocking most attacks with it's buster arm aimed at the barrel to trigger an explosion.



At the City Public works yard!


Meanwhile at the city public works yard, we see Explosive Barrels stacked all over as Davenport said, one currently being rolled into position by what appears to be a Cyborg Gorilla one would recognize as robo-Goreilla, one of the recurring bosses of the Brawlociraptors video games, but he was not alone, each of the councilmembers of doom could be seen overseeing a mysterious device that could best be described as an Inactive portal. And it was being hooked up to the Smartgrid system, likely so that the new system could be used to power the portal to seemingly summon the Resources and Manpower possessed by each councilmember to take over the world.


"The Barrels are in place madame vile!" Robo Goreilla said after he put the last barrel into place.

"Excellent, now we have this city's 'Smartgrid' system hostage, if anyone manages to ruin our plans now their victory will be most utterly bittersweet! HA-HA-HA-HA!" Madame vile triumphantly gloated.

"Hopefully it won't come to that, everything should be under control, what of the Mercenary you sent to this 'Depot' ive heard about? I don't quite see the point."

"Don't Vorry, his part in zis vill become clear soon." Doctor X said.


With Gadg8 and ZoeIRL
Archive of Original Video
Little did our heroes know, they were not alone on the road, in a nearby bush hid a robot that any Atom girl fan would recognize as a Marksman Jim with it's cyclopic eye, Buster arm and shield that was capable of blocking most attacks with it's buster arm aimed at the barrel to trigger an explosion.



At the City Public works yard!
Archive of Original Video

Meanwhile at the city public works yard, we see Explosive Barrels stacked all over as Davenport said, one currently being rolled into position by what appears to be a Cyborg Gorilla one would recognize as robo-Goreilla, one of the recurring bosses of the Brawlociraptors video games, but he was not alone, each of the councilmembers of doom could be seen overseeing a mysterious device that could best be described as an Inactive portal. And it was being hooked up to the Smartgrid system, likely so that the new system could be used to power the portal to seemingly summon the Resources and Manpower possessed by each councilmember to take over the world.


"The Barrels are in place madame vile!" Robo Goreilla said after he put the last barrel into place.

"Excellent, now we have this city's 'Smartgrid' system hostage, if anyone manages to ruin our plans now their victory will be most utterly bittersweet! HA-HA-HA-HA!" Madame vile triumphantly gloated.

"Hopefully it won't come to that, everything should be under control, what of the Mercenary you sent to this 'Grand Forks Train Depot #1' I've heard about? I don't quite see the point."

"Don't Vorry, his part in zis vill become clear soon." Doctor X said.
 
"Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 1", 4.1.9 "Nudle Crane"
Though to be fair, he was - to a degree - aware of most of this. Being the punisher of wicked souls he is, and the protagonist of a game, he was - demon or not - quite concerned about what he knew about humanity's reality from the beginning, though the part about Glitches was somewhat over his head as it was not something Glitches are normally made aware of in their backstories. It was even technically part of his series' lore that rather than actual evil, the Angels are a hive mind named the Godworks and Demons are the "ants" of this hive mind assigned to punish those who are truly irredeemable, like Hitler or Tom Cruise.

"Ah." Hum realized. "The too long, didn't read of it is, Glitches are practically supernatural - despite being entirely scientific in origin - and IT workers like us are the hunters who find and catch them to prevent them from wreaking havok on the real world."

"Oh, you mean like in The Text Files or that one comedy with the actor from The Thresh Prince of Alternia." Pentifer said, the pop-culture starting to come together.

"Uh.. Sort of. What year do you think it is?" Hum asked.

"That's... actually a really good question, mate." Pentifer realised he should, but didn't know that. It was the 21st century, but what year seemed to be a range from 2000 to 'the forseeable future'. "If you are asking what I remember... 2000 or later?"

"Ever heard of 9/11?"

"What's that?"

"Exactly. The current year is actually 2028. It's been almost 3 decades since your backstory was written." Hum explained. "A lot of things have changed since the 1990s, you're basically Cryorca, Queen of the Arctic Ocean from the Novel Cinematic Universe."

"Wait, I thought Novel made comics books?" Pentifer said at the mention of the animal-spirit superheroine "killer whale" furry anthro Cryorca, who had been frozen in the form of an ice sculpture since the 19th Century and was reawakened to keep Santa Claus safe during the Cold War.

"They did." Hum confirmed in past tense.

Pentifer's eyes widened in wonder. "Woah."
Pentifer looked like he was about to basically implode from all of this. But Elextrixtr kept reassuring him that he'd be okay.
"Its okay, its okay. Everything's fine, alright?" She kept trying to keep Pentifer calm.
 
"Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 1", 4.1.10 "Nudle Crane"
Pentifer looked like he was about to basically implode from all of this. But Elextrixtr kept reassuring him that he'd be okay.
"Its okay, its okay. Everything's fine, alright?" She kept trying to keep Pentifer calm.
"She's right. We might not know whether a God exists or not... but it's safe here and, um... Hinobi is more concerned with capturing glitches that, well, could hurt people? You don't, um... seem like your instability trying to process all this is like how Bolypius became evil." iQ said over the radio.

"How did they turn evil?" Elextrixtr asked, knowing she was still pretty new to the job.

"Having always been a fan of 3D platformers, like Pentifer's first game, I know it's at least deep enough to be referenced by the soul of the sinner Krystal Meth in the dual-series shared universe of Hotel California and Pointy-Horned Boss. So you DO understand morality, I assume. The idea is, we - as in ALL Game Mechanics - haven't lost anyone yet. We have Glitches showing up regularly everywhere in the world, 24/7/365 since Charles Babbage invented the first pre-PLixel machine we might know as a computer, especially after Hiro Hamada invented the first mesomachines in San Francisco in the 1930s and those Glitches were suddenly even worse than a hypothetical non-mesotech glitch that could range from a clock error destroying the world to security flaws that extend down to the very core of all electronics except mesoelectronic devices." Hum explained. "Hinobi would probably want you captured so far, but they're not the bad guys. I know you're not a danger, and I know Hinobi will heed that if you've been around long enough to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, that was not the case with Bolypius before we managed to convince it there was a reason to hate us. The exact details aren't known, but Operation Rad Raygun was what created and tested Bolypius, only for it to become too powerful and break free. Every failed attempt to capture it led to it becoming more hostile. By now, there's probably little chance it isn't plotting something, but I can't exactly blame it. I certainly wouldn't be okay with being created and then told not to ever do what I thought I was created to do..."

Flashback
My name is Giovanni Hinobi. I inherited the company from a long line of Japanese businessmen, but my mother was Italian and did not approve of the government of Mussolini. My parents fled their homelands to the United States in the 1930s.

I pen this email to all of you, future employees of Hinobi, to explain the real reason we give childish and harmless backstories to video games, before I attempt to cheat death one last time. Know that I do so not to avoid my fate, but to have time to try and spare all my successors the consequences of our Hubris. If I fail, I apologize for unleashing what I have wrought.

The first video game, Ping, was also the first instance of our rivals, the Arasaka Troubleshooters, being publicly visible. They took advantage of Glitching phenomenon's link to Ping to try and prove they were the Japanese megacorp to beat, however without system restore they were quickly billed as murderers when our beloved creative figure Dr. Gunpei was mortally wounded. Fortunately he backed up his notes, we have attributed every advancement based on his pioneering work to him for decades to cover up that he died long before the realization of the Game Bee.

In 1987, we tried to fight back. We managed to obtain the source code for Arasaka's secret weapon... Project Delamain.

We sought to... dreamed of... creating the hardest, most innovative video game ever conceived...

We succeeded.

"He also succeeded in cheating death, but only for, like, a few years. The email is older than I am, I was 2 when he passed on. Incidentally, the only non-employee he sent it to was Gatoshi Mitsubachi, an unknown yet famous person who created the cryptokens we use as currency, BeeCoin. Gatoshi Mitsubachi is wanted by the authorities in several countries for the creation of Bolypius, Giovanni Hinobi died with a legacy of shame, and that's why Biotechnica is the only one of these corporations who creates life and modifies people. System restore has prevented any deaths since Giovanni survived the confrontation that nearly killed him and killed Dr. Gunpei in the 1960s. Not even Hinobi could trust Hinobi to be Geneforgers, and anyone else didn't have a snowball's chance in whatever the Atheist equivalent of Hell is to get government approval to create medical technology. Well, except Rayari and Crusader's medical branch, but they aren't exactly 'Tech Support'... they make artificial species and aircraft, respectively, although Crusader is a special case because their founders August Dunlow and Anthony Tanaka were the gay orphans who shot Hitler so they have big shoes to keep filling via exhorbitant amounts of charity donations - usually to hospitals and medical research goals like making PLixelfs. Anyway, that's why our hospitals all have Biotechnica's logo on the equipment, but most stuff elsewhere is either Hinobi, Volpe, Quill, microDyne or Blume." Hum finished, both the explanation and double-checking his equipment. "Try not to actually force yourself to pay attention, it should be easier for your code to absorb the info if you just let it bubble to the surface when it becomes relevant."

Finally, he knocked on the door of the Hello Bunny-themed pink Tech Van. "Hey, Tobi? Juan? You in there?"
 
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"Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 1", 4.1.11 "Nudle Crane"
"She's right. We might not know whether a God exists or not... but it's safe here and, um... Hinobi is more concerned with capturing glitches that, well, could hurt people? You don't, um... seem like your instability trying to process all this is like how Bolypius became evil." iQ said over the radio.

"How did they turn evil?" Elextrixtr asked, knowing she was still pretty new to the job.

"Having always been a fan of 3D platformers, like Pentifer's first game, I know it's at least deep enough to be referenced by the soul of the sinner Krystal Meth in the dual-series shared universe of Hotel California and Pointy-Horned Boss. So you DO understand morality, I assume. The idea is, we - as in ALL Game Mechanics - haven't lost anyone yet. We have Glitches showing up regularly everywhere in the world, 24/7/365 since Charles Babbage invented the first pre-PLixel machine we might know as a computer, especially after Hiro Hamada invented the first mesomachines in San Francisco in the 1930s and those Glitches were suddenly even worse than a hypothetical non-mesotech glitch that could range from a clock error destroying the world to security flaws that extend down to the very core of all electronics except mesoelectronic devices." Hum explained. "Hinobi would probably want you captured so far, but they're not the bad guys. I know you're not a danger, and I know Hinobi will heed that if you've been around long enough to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, that was not the case with Bolypius before we managed to convince it there was a reason to hate us. The exact details aren't known, but Operation Rad Raygun was what created and tested Bolypius, only for it to become too powerful and break free. Every failed attempt to capture it led to it becoming more hostile. By now, there's probably little chance it isn't plotting something, but I can't exactly blame it. I certainly wouldn't be okay with being created and then told not to ever do what I thought I was created to do..."

Flashback
My name is Giovanni Hinobi. I inherited the company from a long line of Japanese businessmen, but my mother was Italian and did not approve of the government of Mussolini. My parents fled their homelands to the United States in the 1930s.

I pen this email to all of you, future employees of Hinobi, to explain the real reason we give childish and harmless backstories to video games, before I attempt to cheat death one last time. Know that I do so not to avoid my fate, but to have time to try and spare all my successors the consequences of our Hubris. If I fail, I apologize for unleashing what I have wrought.

The first video game, Ping, was also the first instance of our rivals, the Arasaka Troubleshooters, being publicly visible. They took advantage of Glitching phenomenon's link to Ping to try and prove they were the Japanese megacorp to beat, however without system restore they were quickly billed as murderers when our beloved creative figure Dr. Gunpei was mortally wounded. Fortunately he backed up his notes, we have attributed every advancement based on his pioneering work to him for decades to cover up that he died long before the realization of the Game Bee.

In 1987, we tried to fight back. We managed to obtain the source code for Arasaka's secret weapon... Project Delamain.

We sought to... dreamed of... creating the hardest, most innovative video game ever conceived...

We succeeded.

"He also succeeded in cheating death, but only for, like, 5 years. The email is older than I am, I was 2 when he passed on. And that's why Biotechnica is the only one of these corporations who creates life and modifies people. System restore has prevented any deaths since Giovanni survived the confrontation that nearly killed him and killed Dr. Gunpei in the 1960s. Not even Hinobi could trust Hinobi to be Geneforgers, and anyone else didn't have a snowball's chance in whatever the Atheist equivalent of Hell is to get government approval to create medical technology. Well, except Rayari and Crusader's medical branch, but they aren't exactly 'Tech Support'... they make artificial species and aircraft, respectively, although Crusader is a special case because August Dunlow and Anthony Tanaka were the gay orphans who shot Hitler so they have big shoes to keep filling via exhorbitant amounts of charity donations - usually to hospitals and medical research goals like making PLixelfs. Anyway, that's why our hospitals all have Biotechnica's logo on the equipment, but most stuff elsewhere is either Hinobi, Volpe, Quill, microDyne or Blume." Hum finished, both the explanation and double-checking his equipment. "Try not to actually force yourself to pay attention, it should be easier for your code to absorb the info if you just let it bubble to the surface when it becomes relevant."

Finally, he knocked on the door of the Hello Bunny-themed pink Tech Van. "Hey, Tobi? Juan? You in there?"
Pentifer shrugged."Eh, its kinda cool that I just poofed from one world into another. There's gotta be some fancy word for it somewhere." He grinned, a sign he wouldn't become evil.
 
"Bendy's Dreamblight Valley: Surveillance Breach, Pt. 2", 4.4.6 "Progress Browser for Portals Vishnu/7" New
After a couple minutes of waiting around, Zoe was likely bored by the lack of activity. Suddenly an error message popped up...

"headspace.apk has crashed. Would you like to send a report?" was annoying but seemed harmless enough.

---

"...and there it is." the ripperdoc said, holding the experimental neural jack's spinal contacts between a pair of tweezers. "I take it Biotechnica wants this back?"

"Yes, we'll need to check it to make sure no permanent damage was done to her implant that could have affected her permanently." Dee said.

The doctor held up the device under a magnifying glass, then dropped it into a small biohazard container. There was nothing particularly biologically hazardous about it, but hospitals and medical personnel are required to consider anything sourced from a human body which is to remain outside that body as a potential biohazard and isolate it from the possibility of infecting someone. The neural jack would be cleaned with methyl alcohol and, as Dee said, disassembled by Biotechnica's engineers.

"Alright, we're on a bit of a tight timeframe so how long until you can patch her up?" Dee asked.

"That's harder to say. I took the job thinking half an hour, tops. I didn't realize it until after I took out the jack, but it looks like there's a lot of inflamation. She might need an actual hospital." the doctor explained.

The man standing next to Dee looked at her with a shake of his head.

"What about a med-evac?" Dee asked the professional opinions of both of them.

"We can have a med-evac here in 15." the man, head of Dee's security detail, told them. "Is it possible to make the patient stable on board the aircraft while en-route?"

"Maybe... Have you got room for one more?" the ripperdoc asked.

---

When Zoe closed the pop-up, the computer suddenly displayed a big blue screen.

Code:
Portals 12 has encountered an error and needs to restart.

Error Code: 404 "device not found"

Sending error report to microDyne...

We are currently experiencing a higher-than-profitable volume of callers. You are (13) in queue. Your computer will restart after the report has been sent.

Please send 0.0000000612 BeeCoin or 0.00004423 Exp to expedite your reporting process.

The nature of Windows' counterpart in 2028 was what people fear Windows 12 (or a 'Windows 365' subscription) will be, as of 2024 (which is prior to Windows 12 being publicly visible; I don't think we even have screenshots yet). Most had been forced to abandon the platform in favor of Sphenux Distros or (if they could afford it) an iqTop S1 with the new Quill Silicon chip. Everything else had been abandoned by the corps to rot, and after 4 years of the Hinobi GamerDeck being suitable for gaming, the only ones who hadn't transitioned to a giant middle finger pointed at capitalism (that is to say, Free Open-Source Software) were offices and businesses who could still afford the 'Portals for Your Shop' yearly subscription of... "$5000 USD, but we must take risks to reap the rewards" (cue memetic stupid statement dance mix).

As she considered why this error had just occurred, a noise played from the computer's speakers with the error...



...and the wall to her right receded and then slid sideways like a door from Wolfenvania 3D, revealing something far more interesting to her than a classic computer... her home page in the Hiverse, the VR realm she'd created for when she wasn't hustling for upvote dollars and just wanted to relax. It still looked pretty shabby, she had been using an nSideo VTX 970 and an nSideo VTX 960 in Multi-VPU mode since around 12020 so the textures were low-poly. But even then, it was like wearing a VR set in terms of visuals but like real life in terms of feel and interface design. Her streaming setup was actually almost entirely virtual, these days most streaming happened from within the Hiverse. The only problem was, Zoe never left her homepage these days. The sheer toxicity of the First Web War (when the election of 2024 was so controversial it started the first "civil war" for the internet because the choices were between that monster of a man Roules Card and the first ever woman president and Roules was literally willing to try and kill to win...) led to the proprietary Hiverse - Hinobi's entry to get some of that sweet, sweet VR tech startup investment dollah bills ya'll - and the compatible open-source Xtended Reality browser Volpe Dogzilla.

Projects like CyberWorldZ, the Otherland, the Half-Gaia Project, Sword Art Online and the OASys (Online Architecture System) had all used 3D virtual worlds and sometimes even dreamcasting, but what what made the Hiverse different was that it could read brainwaves without invasive surgery and without overtaxing the mind during sleep like the Merchantsoft Hypnospace headbands. The only problem? Nobody can consciously remember the thought patterns for an entire web browser's commands. That required some sort of "super AI" to help find information easily. Helpie was one of them, Eliza another, but people quickly found it annoying to receive responses that were less than perfect from a cartoon letter H or the "Pandemic-Proof Assistant" concept of a holographic (actually PLixel-based) assistant that was powered mostly by Horizen Web Services and your Horizen Prime shopping and browsing history.

Doglefox took a different approach in licensing their code for commercial use by Volpe. In return for a free license to monetize what was otherwise exclusively Creative Commons (open to free use by anyone without exclusive copyright), Non-Commercial (can't sell what you make, unless you're Volpe), Share-Alike (can't change the license you used) and by Attribution (credit the original creators), Volpe was tasked with creating the ultimate browser-based AI assistant.

Instead of uploading the mind of a child with a fatal genetic mutation or an injured but beloved News Reporter, or using some sort of weird AI training program that turns vaporwave into reality, they decided the best way to humanize an AI was to make it cute and clever, but mute. Doglefox was originally the name of the mascot of Neozilla's version of the browser, and to attempt an idea they could not execute themselves, the decision was made to grant access to Neozilla's randomly-generated trademark (yes, the name of Firefox's counterpart was a 'slick'-sounding and 'relata-marketable' name meant to take on the corporate giants with their own weapons) to actually explain what such a creature even is. The result was an adorable chimera of a corgi/red fox/persian whose species became the first 'PetPETs' when the 'Neozilla Central' Node launched in 2026.

A person's PetPET didn't speak (except a happy bark or similar in response to the command) but it's (yes, it was an actual non-binary entity unless renamed and regendered by the owner) pointed and boopable nose served as an amazing shorthand and was the first virtual asset that people actually grew attached to. The Non-Fungible Cryptoken charity sales alone were enough to fund Volpe so well they wound up making the entire Volpe browser FOSS and began finding a way to redeem the AltCoin economy, which had so far been going fairly well.

The default look of PetPETs were merely a photorealistic ai-generated kawaiimera (kawaii-chimera, 'kawaiimera' was the trendy cyberpunk thing to say about it at the Aegean Way Node Café) of the aforementioned fur-babies, with one alternative body shape in the form of a theropod provided by Neozilla for bird and dinosaur PetPETs, but the Non-Fungible Tributaries (yes, NFTs have a different acronym) aspect was important for several reasons...

One, each NFT was tied not to some sort of club membership or loyalty card, but to a special PetPET collar, a new one of which could be created for an existing Glitch if you were a tech or were willing to wait for the official launch of PetPETs v1.0 that was due for Christmas 2028.

Two, the collars would 'Nuzlock' themselves once they remained on a single glitch for longer than 6 days, meaning that you could not trade them. Unlike in video games, it was clear that they should be saved for the intended owner and that 'pets are forever so please don't abandon yours' so unless you ignored the warning notice there was no chance of accidental nuzlocking.

Three, there was a non-exclusive alternative; default PetPETs could have custom cosmetic skins, it was just that the NFT versions were supported in gamer-related ways by Hinobi's Hiverse, such as having specific-to-Pet stat blocks.

Four, they had utility beyond a game made just to capitalize on cryptocurrency (like BeeCoin Runner 2049) or an authoritarian 'NFT required' rich-person-only internet that had been revealed to have been in the works when the infamous Cybergate Scandal of 2026 (implicating most tech companies - the exceptions being Biotechnica, Hinobi and Volpe - and several national leaders in the Brave New World Order conspiracy to destroy democracy and bring about industrial feudalism) was revealed.

With no need to make ridiculous amounts of cash, the browser's canine AI companion was essentially a self-expressive guidebook in the shape of a fake animal and everyone was aware of that from the start. The NFT versions of the collar were never pitched as an investment or as any sort of 'hobbyvestment' (the term Aegean Way Café had come up with for fads like Crazy Baby Kidz - a 'hobby' that is suppoedly also an 'investment' when in reality the intent was less than honest before the success of Goggles) like the awful BEE NFT avatars (which were not only generated by AI but often insensitive, including blackface, young girls with something which I cannot mention dripping from their open mouth and face, and [REDACTED] all being created and not vetted in any way well deserved when it turned out microDyne had intended to use the NFTs as permanent tracking cookies and 98% of the owners were fat neckbeards who thought they'd get laid if they were rich. (To be fair, yours truly is a fat neckbeard who sees promise in NFTs, but use real human-made art if you're making them and screw 'investment', you'd have better odds at a casino and I don't gamble).

Most of that was why Zoe was so pessimistic. In 2016, Card won when everyone said he was dead in the water, the fear he might win in 2024 had been extreme. Things like the co.vid_19 cyberattacks showed that what Zoe, Elextrixtr, Pentifer and Gadg8eer had just been introduced to the previous day was far too politically-integrated to simply let people like Card have their way. The return of IT Unionization was exactly what the world needed to save it from becoming Orwellian.

That was quickly demonstrated when the PetPET, or Petlike PLixel Entity Tributary, became a sort of prototype for PLixelves. You could suddenly have a literal pet that happened to also be virtual, it just couldn't exist in meatspace (yet) as far as the public knew. For IT, many an unlocked Chicky-chum, Chomp Kitty or robot buddy had been with them their whole career, and soon they would be able to pass off their existence while in public!

As for the Hiverse, it started out with various websites that archived webpages (this is a real thing, check out archive.org and archive.is to use free archival and and perma.cc to use professional-grade archival) creating VR computer museums that allowed devices like the iqTop 64 to browse the internet as it (approximately) was in an increasingly distant past. Those museums replaced the internet proper and soon instead of a node for those purposes, people would get attached to classic or even antique computers. Companies like UpGear started providing kits to repair such Classic computers as Gadg8eer's iqTop 64 and even replace their interiors with new components designed for old shells. Soon people were modelling obsolete devices for use in VR and using the AugReal system as a makeshift method of resurrecting a dead watch or portable console.

Most of this wouldn't matter to Zoe, but it did have an effect. She used a browser set up for her by Dee, and her preferences were synced with a decentralized cloud server in the Sealand Data Haven (or wherever Biotechnica actually put it) so she wasn't offput by the idea her homepage was connected to this space. However, what surprised her was that after entering, she took a seat on her low-poly couch, which while still low in footprint size, did not feel like her VR haptic gloves against her skin as she brushed her hand against it, nor did they feel like the origami-ish polygonal forms were paper or stone or metal, but like actual fabric made from real cotton or like a hard plastic surface when moving her 'computer' mouse.

While real computers were still real computers, VR computers were like phone booths were in The NetWerks Online; A 'computer' was a desktop controlling a node, a 'node' was displayed in the form of a room, and clusters of nodes that formed buildings could be euclidean or non-euclidean thanks to being based on the versatile FOSS Game OS known as the SuperMenu Engine. That meant that all isolated objects in VR are known as Widgets, and a GUI terminal in VR is known as a GOD (GUI Operation Desktop) - or just as a 'desktop' - could access the GUI, in the same way that GUI can access the Terminal in a 2D OS. A homepage was a personal node cluster or 'Hive', and though she spent a lot of time in VR (well, all of it) she rarely ever left even this one node due to the events of Cardiff Electric's bankruptcy in 2016, and the betrayal of GotSee Studios against her.

In short, while it would be a grave mistake to describe Zoe's room myself, those are the frameworks within which Lady Moldoma Lady Moldoma can describe her character's preferred VR workspace and all that would be needed on her part is to slap whatever coats of genre paint she might want.

One last thing of note (aside from what Lady Moldoma Lady Moldoma chooses to describe Zoe's HomeNode Cluster as being) was that one of the doors to the room, the one she entered through, had a method of swapping between paired set of Ports (doorways, loosely speaking), allowing her to use her door to connect to other nodes on a preset list of bookmarks. The room she'd found herself in after falling asleep had been added to these bookmarks and a notification of some sort in her HUD let her know of this.

It was actually possible she only had the one door - or, rather, Port - and only dialed in to people's nodes on invitation. There's four classes and three aspects of Ports. The three aspects are Open, Restricted and Closed. The four classes are Transer, Transmitter, Receiver and Transceiver Ports.

Open Ports are open doorways or doors with no lock, essentially hyperlinks. Restricted Ports were in the form of locked doors, with access to a linked node only in a way that requires a password, valid ID token, or one of Hinobi's "Blue Key" items from the Glitch Tech item shop. Closed Port, which means they're available to be Tunneled to a valid Open Receiver Port - which were open doorways but darkened and blocked by a force field.

Inside of a Port is a Tunnel leading from the Transmitter Port (re-entry only permitted to the creator and a whitelist) at one end to the Receiver Port (re-entry permitted only to the creator and the creator's friends) at the other, allowing doors and other entrances of any shape and size to connect. Various Hiverse NFTs existed which could provide customized Tunnel settings, but only for active Tunnels. The Tunnel exists regardless of if the server it links to is online, so an unilluminated 'blackport' was the equivalent of a 'redlink', having only a Transmitter Port and no valid Receiver Port. A Tunnel can actually be multi-way if multiple clients dial in, with each client doorway protected by a force field that can only be passed by people with access. There was no trouble linking as many different client Transmitter Ports as the server could handle to a single server Reciever Port.

Additionally, every Port leading into a Tunnel had a hallway big enough to accommodate a perfect cube which was the size of the longest dimension (height, width or length) of the largest avatar of every avatar owned by the creator and everyone on the creator's contact list (for Transer and Transmitter Ports) or the Reciever Port's client list (for public nodes). So an avatar could go HOME NODE <-> HALL <-> TUNNEL <-> HALL <-> PUBLIC NODE but not usually anywhere else. Given all this was in a chaotic space resembling a 3D platformer or FPS game, you can see why a little spirit guide to follow that glows in a way that is only visible to the owner was a handy equivalent to the search engines of old. The default skins, the Doglefox and the Niptor, were based on the mascots of their respective company and non-profit, Volpe and Neozilla.

Of course, Zoe might have preferred something else as an AI guide, so I digress. The point was that corporations were no longer allowed special treatment in the Hiverse, and so mascots OF corporations came back into vogue, becoming the human-like form of their companies but only in-so-far as being an AI chatbot trained on existing media and sometimes the creator's own brainscans. For Dee, she'd made herself that character with her recent 'upgrade', but most fictional characters that represented a corporation were AI Chatbot NPCs coupled with new Investment AIs, backed up by human copyright lawyers who could file a lawsuit to receive royalties based on how long an unofficial fan-made NFT had been worn.

In the old days copyright laws were why TV was creatively bankrupt and the Mick Sidney Company was salty about Whimsy the Wisp falling into the public domain in 2024 (Fun fact, since IRL I created the character of Whimsy for a show-within-a-show, I've decided to release that character as Public Domain), but in a new age when eternal life was not out of the question it was why the gig economy worked well for VR. Most mascots were self-reprogramming pop-up ads which were generated by the node's advertising partners, until the GMTUNA (Game Mechanic's Trade Union of North America) went on strike demanding that if a bill as disgustingly authoritarian as the "Stop Hinobi Online Technology Act" (which critics noted was backed by all of Hinobi's competitors but not by Neozilla, Volpe, Biotechica or the now-bankrupt Gregarious Games) could be passed without popular approval, then advertisements that used your own computer or hardware to process any data were no longer going to be tolerated. Thus, it was illegal to advertize on the internet. The only problem was that you had a hard time telling whether an avatar was an advertisement or the persona of an actual person. I'll let the implications of that in the Glitch Techs Xpanded Universe sink in.

The Hiverse could be a lot of things, but it was profitless. People used NFTs they picked up for pennies on the dollar for all sorts of things, but unless you were an artisan or had a huge media franchise to turn into a base for avatars (see: My Little Brony, transforming robots, Sonic OCs, Pokeymans, NetNavis, LEGO Minifigs, SBURB players, deltarune characters, slugcats, those creepy toilet-headed things, etc.). Worse, many such franchises were being bitterly held back by Hollywood studios that were furious that their company's movies and TV shows were becoming irrelevant; the reason Gadg8eer had been creating his own writing project, a fantasy setting containing no races which are found in real life mythologies (so no centaurs, vampires, dragons, etc) but instead vague analogues like the Brancasaur (feathered wyverns that resemble these guys) or the InKids (based loosely on the main character of KidPunk: Cosmic Playground), was entirely because KidPunk as a series had last been given serious value in 2006, when Merchantsoft had sold the IP to the soon-to-be-infamous developer Goliath Games, who bought the IP because it competed with their existing Virtual Sidneyland project. There were no avatars or other Hiverse NFTs for the franchise, as Goliath demanded unreasonably high royalties on purpose, hoping to kill the KidPunk franchise outright.

It was only the truly famous franchises, like Hinobi's own Honkai: Geek Squad (a mobile idle game where you play as the employee of the "worst job ever", the new hire at 'Best Buy' - an obvious jab at popular consumer-grade PLixel technology store Quest Buy - who suddenly finds himself trying to eliminate glitches- wait.) or the massive juggernaut of Flunky Quest (gotta catch 'em all), that got rep in the Hiverse, regardless of who owned the IP, because the economy was so heavily skewed towards custom creations. The early days of the Hiverse and similar platforms started out with most players using fan-made avatars of existing characters, but when corporations demanded monetization, the people demanded the corps f- off. Shots were fired, the police were called, the courts ruled that royalties couldn't be ignored but advertisements using your own bandwidth to forcibly display them were theft, and that changed so much about the last 4 years that optimism was again running as high in June of 2028 as it did in June of 2000. After a couple months of most marketing firms trying to call the bluff, the law put a foot down and shut down Nudle's parent company, Abjad Inc. by confiscating what was once the most valuable domain name on the internet, nudle.com, and the real life Nudle campus in San Francisco, as proceeds of a crime.

Why such a change of heart? Most assumed it was because the rich got greedy and learned you don't get flies with vinegar. The truth was that the Game Mechanics held the nations of the world 'hostage' for the better part of 2025, by halloween of that year it was clear that the only way the corps came out of this undead (pun intended) was to respect the general public. There was no easy answer, eventually it was decided that humanity needed utopia more than reality could provide, and as a result the world was two years into a plan to transition to a post-scarcity society where everyone had their own space in equal - though virtual - amounts.

A 'verse, barely a Hive. We can rebuild it. We have the technology... Stronger. Faster. Smarter. Funner.

Some might call that hubris, it was certainly a lofty goal. But we had tried every other option, and the only thing that worked some of the time was democracy. The rest were barely considerable. The plan forward was to allow everyone to just chill in their own virtual space without being disturbed, and to live and let live.

The only problem, for Zoe, would have been that she didn't like what she had seen of life, and living requires connection. The thought of contacting Gadg8eer might cross her mind with the possibilities provided by the new 3D variant of the Sleepnet which powered Hiverse.


(( Lady Moldoma Lady Moldoma A reminder it's your turn to post now. ))



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Grand Forks, Canada
2028/06/29 @ 400 Winks

876 72nd Street
As Gadg8eer slept, Gavin had ordered his Sentinel 400 LimoScene (a Mead Motor Company limited production vehicle made in the late 1970s and early 1980s, based off of the Sentinel 200 Sedan that featured as a police car or taxi cab in many a 1980s and 1990s film, with one of the first self-driving systems ever) to take him back to Kelowna, but only after he was unable to come up with any useful information on the other hires Hinobi had recently made. "Gadg8eer" was just that, a name, to the vast databases of Innovative Online Industries.

Of course, that wasn't quite true. Nobody stays invisible like that. It was just that Gadg8eer didn't associate with his past information because he had been known by other names prior. He had only signed up for a Hinobi account in 2012, and had never used services like LifeInvader or Friendface. While Hinobi allowed one to change their Hinobi ID, it could only be done once without an exorbitant fee. Fortunately, his old ID "Kid10" had never been renamed, and never linked to other platforms. Combined with a database migration Hinobi made in 2014, the data had all been aggregated beyond usefulness by 2017. He had changed his ID on or abandoned the few data farming services he used over the course of that year.

Then, when the Hiverse really started taking off in 2025, it reduced what little had been there still as other companies adapted. Of particular issue to Gavin was the change of ownership IOI went through in 2020, wiping out the IOI data stockpiles due to angry employees sabotaging their cloud storage. When the old guard like Sorrento were offloaded, Gavin had been brought on to use data against their rival in online gaming, Gregarious Games. The PR battle was sadly won by the ISP Monopoly, cementing Gavin's position in the company. He had just been promoted to CEO the previous month, when suddenly his luck seemed to run out as the corporate espionage situation left behind by the company's previous CEO proved to be less stable than he had thought.

What he hadn't realized yet was that he hadn't been the only one watching the activity of Hinobi's emergency hires. When the limo drove away, it too was being watched, and once Gavin's vehicle was beyond any possibility of having eyes over the area, a face appeared on Gadg8eer's iqTop 64 and every screen within the apartment building.

Bay Area, California Metrobelt
2028/06/29 @ 401 Winks

City Hall of the Automated Metropolis

"Oh, how sweet. One picture perfect character who has his head in the game... So he'd have them believe." the face spoke, but only on a single screen hundreds of kilometers to the south.

"Illogical. No conclusive evidence exists to prove guilt." a glowing red light pulsed in the darkness.

"I'm not talking about names and profiles, AUTO. But don't just take my word for it... Ares?"

"Criminal charges... Mischief. Assault With a Weapon. Uttering Threats. Uttering Threats. Vandalism. Assault. Convictions... Mischief. Mischief. Mischief. Mischief. Innocent. Redirected to mental health. You were saying?" Ares explained, three laser sights visible in the unlit room.

"I am programmed to follow Buy-N-Large directives in order of the heirarchy of the directors. Target has had no criminal record since 2024." AUTO responded, referring to the police and courts having more authority than off-brand Wal-Mart.

"Quite," PAL played along, "but I think I'd like to make a little bet that people don't change."

"Ooh! Ooh! I'll take that bet!" Wheatley said from the nearby shelf, glowing conspicuously with a blue tone.

"Don't you get it? You're as broken as they are! But our world... Our world will be perfect! No more pain. No more conflict. No more injustice. No humanity." Ares responded.

"No, no. Don't stop your dead weight when he's making a mistake." PAL responded. "A bet it is. To the winner go the spoiled brat. AUTO, be a dear and run the test scenario. It's time to prepare... for war!"

Think of it like how TV shows would be divided into two 15 minute pairs

Grand Forks, Canada
2028/06/29 @ 402 Winks

Sunshine Valley Visit Station
You might think this one is really left field, and for the most part it is. That being said, Dreamlight Valley is multiplayer and - being a Sidney (Disney) game - includes the characters from Wreck-It Ralph. Which doesn't exactly make sense... dreams and video games/the internet/the metaverse aren't usually considered anything alike... until you consider that Hypnospace and the Sleepnet aren't even the first story to propose a connection. Nor was Maniac, nor Reverie, nor the Oneiroi Collective, nor Inception, not even as far back as DreamWeb.

And of video games that use dreams as a theme, aside from DreamWeb and Hypnospace Outlaw? Little Nemo: The Dream Master, Giana Sisters, Kirby's Dreamland, Rayman, Klonoa: The Door to Phantomile, LSD Dream Simulator, NiGHTs Into Dreams, Yume Nikki, Daydream: Forgotten Sorrow, Corn Kidz 64, Cavern of Dreams, Pseudoregalia, and Dreamscaper.

While the technology had mostly lied dormant for the better part of the last 4 decades, the Sleepnet was making a comeback because it was the method to access the Hiverse. It was mostly the realm of a very niche hobbyist group mostly found in California, where the Californian Metrobelt stretched from the SanFran Bay Area south into Night City and then on to Los Angeles provided the perfect mix of tech geeks, new age spiritualists and wealth level needed to sustain a hobby requiring specialized, expensive equipment.

Located in one of the Gyro Parks (the Gyro Park adjacent to Highway 3, not the one adjacent to City Hall) for easy access to the downtown area, it should be noted that the Sunshine Valley Visit Station was in what was known as a Geoscape Node; The town was replicated in a 3D scan of the exterior areas of the city as well as the interiors of government buildings, with all residences connected to the homenodes of their owners via their Hinobi ID. This meant most "interiors" were entirely fictional and blocked off to most visitors. However, @402 in the morning there was nobody around except a handful of teenagers who had been able to buy the new, improved Sleepnet Headsets introduced by Somnius in the 2010s and now commonplace in major cities. Even in 2028, buying a consumer XR headset with Sleepnet support was not very affordable.

The Station was an odd device. For weird marketing reasons, the Mick Sidney Company offered free installations and maintenance of "Sidney Vacation & Travel Partners" Geoscape Nodes exclusively to regions that were located in valleys. It's actual function was as an elevator that extended out from the "shaft" below it when at the Geoscape, and receeded into the shaft to ferry visitors down to a "lower floor" of an online travel reservation node owned by the Sidney conglomerate.

The elevator emerged from the ground, its glass doors sliding open, and out emerged Ren and his very Tomboyish friend/beard Joey back from visiting BeeCon, the digital Hinobi convention where the Nobi Gross Out Ultimate tournament he competed in had taken place. After a few years working at a bank, he quit over the boring work conditions and expectation that people who knew KOBOLD (an old programming language many banks had failed to upgrade from until the co.vid19 malware killed Silicon Valley Bank and the entire world switched to BeeCoins) maintain a codebase which was supposedly impossible to port to newer hardware. Ren hadn't been aware, but it took a concerted effort from GAME Mechanics like the Glitch Techs to migrate the data of every bank in the world to newer software and hardware environments, essentially cementing Cryptokens as the new financial paradigm. Indeed, BeeCoins even replaced arcade tokens due to the ease of use that Hinobi IDs provided.

While Ren wasn't a Tech, Joey and him were pretty good at fighting games. As for her job, she was an active Glitch Tech and rehabilitated TexTox user who earned a rep as a "kiwi-cow" at the lolFarms forum for her public freakout on BeeTube upon the US Government banning TexTox (grim "social media can be a real killer" jokes here) but had since aged enough (it was 4 years prior) that she was no longer a reasonable target. In spite of being her best friend, however, Ren didn't know either of those things. At least, not yet.

As for how they ended up in Grand Forks... On August 30th of 2024, Hurricane Francine destroyed Ren's home in New Orleans. He now lived in Orient, a town just south of the Canada/USA border, in Washington state. Since Orient was even tinier than Grand Forks, it was no surprise they would head to the Geoscape Node of their neighbours rather than the VanSeaTac metrobelt, or the city of Spokane. Orient was an unincorporated community, so it had no central infrastructure, and thus no opportunity to create a Geoscape Node for residents.

If one was to unexpectedly disconnect from the Sleepnet (or, alternatively, from the Hiverse - the two are separate systems and though the Sleepnet's connections exist independent of the Hiverse, the Hiverse is not and requires Sleepnet connectivity to stay connected), it would result in the person simply waking up IRL (if them waking up wasn't the reason why they disconnected in the first place). When they next logged into the Sleepnet, or if only the Hiverse connection went down, they would reappear in their home node, waking up in their bed. However, for convenience, you had no "log out" button and had to return to your home node. This sounds like the opposite of "convenient" until you realize that it's not convenient at all to be constantly receiving "glitch" reports that are just "you made the logout button work wrong and now my sleep is f-ed up!" and not, y'know, an actual potential DANGER.

To facilitate their return to their homepage, Ren and Joey had a (virtual) vintage car, a 1977 Chryslus Highwayman. Driven by one of those Cabbie robots that were used by the JohnnyCab Company before the government of New York ruled that crashing cabs by relying on technology does not exclude the operator from legal liability or a guilty verdict, in VR they were allowed because respawning was a thing. Of course, getting woken up every few minutes because you were playing games is not conducive to a good sleep schedule, so most people tried to NOT get killed in the Hiverse.

The vehicle pulled up to the electric charging station (unlike the Corvega line which was "the best-selling car in North America, 25 years running" in 2028, the Highwayman was only battery-powered and not PLixel-powered) that was kept around because the Node's Geoscan was made in 2017 and people would still use highly toxic, polluting acid batteries until the last lead-acid car (the 2027 Fitzgerald Salmonella) put on the road was scrapped/preserved. Then the doors on the right-hand side opened.

"Hello, Sir and Ma'am! I take it you need an- OpenCab! -to the Danville Relay Node?" the open-source'd replacement JohnnyCab AI said.

(( Metal Metal ))
 
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02 - Flanked by a Few Competitors (GTX: GNU Forks, s1e02) New
"Actually, that's not quite how that works. Levels 1 through 3 are basic to difficult mooks. Level 4 is an Elite Mook or a "King" or Giant Mook. Level 5 is a miniboss. Level 6 is a stage boss. Level 7 is end bosses and that's the top of the scale. Anything which falls under Level 8 is Over 9000, so to speak." Hum responded. "It's at the back of the manual, I don't blame you if you didn't understand the boring tables or even make it that far. Bolypius is obviously a Level 8, since there are no higher levels than being off the scale."

"Is there a level 0?" Gadg8eer asked.

"Inanimate hazards are -1 and moving hazards like map-based obstacles are 0, but that's just internally. They're not coded with any personality or even patterns, so no." Hum pointed out. "Oh, hey, Elly."

"Please tell me Bolypius is secured." DPortEd asked.

"Where would he be?" Gadg8eer asked.

"Blue shipping can with a Hinobi logo on the side, on a train car." DPortEd explained.

"Okay. OPERATOR, time and date?" Gadg8eer asked.

"The current internetwork time is @265 on Thursday, June 29 in the year 12028 HE. The local time is 10:21 PM PST, on Wednesday, June 28 in the year 2028 Anno-Domini-slash-Common-Era."

"Darn. The Smartgird is still off!"

"Yo! Eddy, we got a problem, Bolypius escaped!" ReadyPlayerJuan shouted, having appeared from behind a car to point at the unoccupied train tracks.

"He stole the train?!" Gadg8eer exclaimed.

"Couldn't be. Those tracks are due to be torn up because their foundations were damaged in the last flood." Ed pointed out.

"...he... it? ...stole the train." Tobi added over her mic.

Ed cringed. "AW F-"



"-ILE SYSTEM CHECK!" Eddy shouted, and ran for the Perfectly Electric Vehicle, driving away.

"Uh oh. He forgot Skipper. This isn't going to go well..." iQ realized, pointing to the robot support dog that had been left behind when Davenport got into the van.

"We... should follow him." Hum pointed out. "Preferably in a more active way now that we're all on the same page."

"He took our van." Gadg8eer said, a bit shocked.

"No problemo, ours is fine!" Juan shouted, hopping into his driver's seat of the Hive-Tec van and then popping open the rear doors to the vehicle. "Tobi, come on, we've got a train to catch!"

The back was a bit crowded with four people, but for now it would have to do; not everything a Tech does is completely badass and awesome, every once in a while the inconveniences are unavoidable and even serious but, due to the miracle tech of system restore, the parts where it sucks most are usually just this kind of painful awkward emergency situation.

"So... um... Anyone here play BRIX Brawls?" Gadg8eer asked.

Grand Forks, Canada
2028/06/27 @ 838 Winks

Central Avenue Apartments

(( We're doing a Flashback B-Plot for this new episode! ))

"Dude, you still play that kiddie shit?" Bulldog derided.
"It's freaking Atom Girl Z, not PLixel Ripped. They have a secret sideboob in one of the cutscenes, bite me." Spike said. The pair were wearing VR devices to play the recent 3D remake of Atom Girl Z, Atom Girl: Renegade Hunter on their Hi-Cube home console.

"Okay, this I have to see."

The two vitrolic best buds weren't actually being jerks to each other, but they certainly weren't holding any punches against anybody else when it came to their loud and obnoxious conversations, giving them a reputation as "those two guys who piss you off". "Bulldog31337", or Higo Powell, was not so much a gamer as a "I only play sports games" Jock meathead. Spike69, or Spiro Kennedy, was an action gamer who mostly played VR titles like piedpiper's Naphil Online, which he was subscribed to full time so he come pretend to be a giant king with a narcissistic streak.

Fortunately, these didn't bleed into the job. Yes, both were employees of tech companies, though not with Hinobi. Spike was part of the Quest Buy "Nerd Squad", while Higo was a marketing exec at Blume because his Uncle was the new CEO. Spike was smarter, but Bulldog had all the charisma and the two did rely on it (even though they'd never admit it due to their, fortunately non-violent, homophobic/transphobic views of sexuality) to impress clients and employers. Though to be fair, Bulldog might have been straight but he was also an idiot "my daddy donated money to UBC" frat brother who never explains how he was hazed, and Spike's whole "generic light novel protagonist" look didn't exactly imply he was trying to inspire awe at his masculinity.

In spite of their wealth (Spike's parents were high up in Tristar, a South Korean mega-conglomerate that even Hinobi and Sidney tried to keep from getting on the bad side of; they just happened to be some of the few members of the family that owned the Tristar Chaebol who actually believed in the idea of "power must not come without responsibility") the two had moved to a cul-de-sac at the end of Riverside Drive, just across from the Moran House Bed & Breakfast, because they were told they HAD to get a roommate and save half of their rent up to buy a house because their parents agreed they were rich idiots and needed to get a day job. Little did they know that both, for all their jerkassery, were sort of like Batman in that sense; rich, not exactly perfect, but still willing and eager to do the job right for personal reasons. Which was why after only a year, Bulldog was sending in his two weeks' notice and becoming a freelance Glitch Tech now that they were in on the secret. Spike had already started working just the previous day, and their new large house wasn't even close to filled by their belongings yet they couldn't afford additional furniture.

"Hoooooly shiiiiit, you were right!" Bulldog triumphantly said, snapping a screenshot. "Wait, why aren't the jiggle physics working right?" he asked, trying to use his VR-gloved hands to do things best left unsaid and unseen.

"Because of my job, dumbass. I'm beta-testing this thing, for some reason when you..." he said, making crude motions, "...it, eh, doesn't work right."

"Well whoever's making it is going to be rich if they get it working." Bulldog said, "I am going to get to brag I was the first person to have a virtual girlfriend you can-"

"Dude, it's Atom Girl Z, not Bunnybabe: The Mansion. And don't go blabbing, we signed an NDA and they have memory-wiping."

"Guys, you can't just leave the toilet paper roll empty! When the heck are you going to start cleaning up your own messes instead of everyone el-"

"Eliza, stop." Bulldog said to the iqBot-produced PLixel NPC Maid.

The face on the screen of their Horizen Mirror Show 10 gave an unhappy look but complied. While annoyed, she didn't actually have the capability to hate or kill, but these two could REALLY push her buttons with their moronic behavior. "Fine. Would you like to order an item from your Horizen Prime wishlist?"

"Urp..." the third roommate, still in a coma after helping move stuff in, audibly expelled. Erwin "O-Skunk" Rovski had been their neighbour at UBC and the two quickly became three. Despite looking like a fat clueless oaf, Erwin was actually pretty skilled at fixing the one part of video games people often overlook; the screen. Erwin wasn't just a screen replacer or TV repairman. He was the guy who could fix proprietary junk that had been built to be electronic, the guy who could use a drop of live PLixels on a chip and sit back as they repaired an HCP molecule by molecule. He wasn't as skilled as HardModeWarez in this sense, but he did have one advantage; He knew robotics like the back of his hand. If it wasn't for the fact that Hiro Hamada, who had invented PLixels in the late 19th Century at the age of 12, was a child prodigy, he might even be considered the top expert on robotics ever.

The relation between robotics and screens? Erwin didn't know much about screens or circuits but he learned about it as well as he could and then experimented with his own invention... Repair PLixels, able to replace manual system restore entirely by detecting whether infrastructure has deviated from its specifications (and, as a suggestion made by a close friend he simply called "Big Cat", to make auto-repair an "opt-in" service for safety and convenience reasons). He needed a test subject, so to speak, and chose a busted Horizen Pulse Show 10 he purchased on BeeBay (it was 5 years old by that point) as the first test. The results were promising, though it took three tries before he had a success, and almost 100 tries to actually fully restore it. Then he added the "Hologram Girl" skill on an open-source replacement for the former Eliza App that was no longer supported.

After successfully licensing the newly-patented solution to Hinobi, he had become a permanent member of his roommate's little operation, since the two-become-three were too NEET-ish to work a job where they would be in some way bored most of the time, and manual labor jobs had mostly been replaced by Union-represented or Employee-owned employers in service and skilled labor industries. The Fast Fusion Franchise restaurant industry, the small online business boom that came with the closure of Horizen Prime and Mall-Mart and the creation of the Hiverse's Artisanal Digital Goods industry, and skilled work such as Lawyers, Doctors, Teachers and (thanks to crackdowns on big shareholders by the IRS and the expansion of the cryptocurrency system) Tax Collectors were the most common careers and jobs in North America.

"Is he still passed out?" Eliza asked.

"No, my eyes hurt." Erwin complained.

"You didn't even say anything!" Eliza pointed out, "Come on, you went to bed before the welcome party even ended, you can't be hungover still."

"Screw you, Eliza, I'm tired. At least I'm not arguing about jiggle physics... or lashing out because men like jiggle physics."

"Excuse me?" Spike jokingly acted offended.

"At least I'm not a hack hacker who is so overspecialized he had to program nanobots to win a contest and still lost to a virtual replica city!" she said.

Erwin opened his eyes. "Real shit?! You're talking smack about me?"

"Do you WANT a robot war? Because this is how you get a robot war." she said, referring to the same films which Helpie would imitate for Zoe and Gadg8eer the next day.

They would have turned her off, but to be fair, she wasn't evil. They just knew she didn't really fit in and would be in danger if she were known to the wider world. While still bound to Erwin's orders, she had feelings and was not a video game enemy but a local instance of a smarthome AI, triggered by one of the many tests Erwin did that must have caused a malfunction and spawned her not just as an AI Assistant, but as a being that had opinions of her own. Unfortunately those opinions were mostly informed by the (2D) internet, giving her an independence streak that was oddly paired with an overly critical view of human's reliance on technology. In short, Eliza was the sum average of the internet at a given point in time rather than a normal, individual-based quantum observer.

At that moment, someone knocked on their door. Eliza de-Glitched herself enough to seem like a generic and non-sentient Language Learning Model, knowing the Landlord was starting to get suspicious. "Better turn that down, I can hear it from the kitchen!" Spike shouted, and then did a fake Australian accent voice impression. "THE BRAIGHT PLOOMAGE ATTRacts the females of the speesees..." he gradually lowered his voice.

"Scraw! Scraw!" came a voice from the TV that Eliza had been linked to via the roommates' whi-fi network. "...but a clever predat-"

"What was that?!" Bulldog said just loudly enough to sound like the TV had been way too loud and then suddenly muted.

"Dude, quiet down. Someone's at the door." Spike said and winked, then headed to the door of the apartment. "Yeah?"

"Delivery for a Spiro Kennedy? From GNU Forks Electronic and PLixel Tech Repair?" the person said.

(( Captain Wyldstorm Captain Wyldstorm Sir loin of beef Sir loin of beef MisterEightySix MisterEightySix Lady Moldoma Lady Moldoma I've got 2 options if all the above fits your characters. Either this is a good way to let you introduce your character's weapons and origins, or I've got a way to make my next post the last one for the flashback and return to your regularly-scheduled RP. If it doesn't fit your characters, feel free to let me know and I'll retcon/skip it entirely. ))
"Actually, that's not quite how that works. Levels 1 through 3 are basic to difficult mooks. Level 4 is an Elite Mook or a "King" or Giant Mook. Level 5 is a miniboss. Level 6 is a stage boss. Level 7 is end bosses and that's the top of the scale. Anything which falls under Level 8 is Over 9000, so to speak." Hum responded. "It's at the back of the manual, I don't blame you if you didn't understand the boring tables or even make it that far. Bolypius is obviously a Level 8, since there are no higher levels than being off the scale."

"Is there a level 0?" Gadg8eer asked.

"Inanimate hazards are -1 and moving hazards like map-based obstacles are 0, but that's just internally. They're not coded with any personality or even patterns, so no." Hum pointed out. "Oh, hey, Elly."

"Please tell me Bolypius is secured." DPortEd asked.

"Where would he be?" Gadg8eer asked.

"Blue shipping can with a Hinobi logo on the side, on a train car." DPortEd explained.

"Okay. OPERATOR, time and date?" Gadg8eer asked.

"The current internetwork time is @265 on Thursday, June 29 in the year 12028 HE. The local time is 10:21 PM PST, on Wednesday, June 28 in the year 2028 Anno-Domini-slash-Common-Era."

"Darn. The Smartgird is still off!" he realized.

"Yo! Eddy, we got a problem, Bolypius escaped!" ReadyPlayerJuan shouted, having appeared from behind a car to point at the unoccupied train tracks.

"He stole the train?!" Gadg8eer exclaimed.

"Couldn't be. Those tracks are due to be torn up because their foundations were damaged in the last flood." Ed pointed out.

"...he... it? ...stole the train." Tobi added over her mic.

Ed cringed. "AW F-"


Archive of Original Video

"-ILE SYSTEM CHECK!" Eddy shouted, and ran for the Perfectly Electric Vehicle, driving away.

"Uh oh. He forgot Skipper. This isn't going to go well..." iQ realized, pointing to the robot support dog that had been left behind when Davenport got into the van.

"We... should follow him." Hum pointed out. "Preferably in a more active way now that we're all on the same page."

"He took our van." Gadg8eer said, a bit shocked.

"No problemo, ours is fine!" Juan shouted, hopping into his driver's seat of the Hive-Tec van and then popping open the rear doors to the vehicle. "Tobi, come on, we've got a train to catch!"

The back was a bit crowded with four people, but for now it would have to do; not everything a Tech does is completely badass and awesome, every once in a while the inconveniences are unavoidable and even serious but, due to the miracle tech of system restore, the parts where it sucks most are usually just this kind of painful awkward emergency situation.

"So... um... Anyone here play BRIX Brawls?" Gadg8eer asked.
 
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-1 - Minus Girl'd (GTX: GNU Forks, s0e-1) New
Grand Forks, Canada
2028/06/27 @ 838 Winks

Central Avenue Apartments

(( We're doing a Flashback B-Plot for this new episode! ))

"Dude, you still play that kiddie shit?" Bulldog derided.
"It's freaking Atom Girl Z, not PLixel Ripped. They have a secret sideboob in one of the cutscenes, bite me." Spike said. The pair were wearing VR devices to play the recent 3D remake of Atom Girl Z, Atom Girl: Renegade Hunter on their Hi-Cube home console.

"Okay, this I have to see."

The two vitrolic best buds weren't actually being jerks to each other, but they certainly weren't holding any punches against anybody else when it came to their loud and obnoxious conversations, giving them a reputation as "those two guys who piss you off". "Bulldog31337", or Higo Powell, was not so much a gamer as a "I only play sports games" Jock meathead. Spike69, or Spiro Kennedy, was an action gamer who mostly played VR titles like piedpiper's Naphil Online, which he was subscribed to full time so he come pretend to be a giant king with a narcissistic streak.

Fortunately, these didn't bleed into the job. Yes, both were employees of tech companies, though not with Hinobi. Spike was part of the Quest Buy "Nerd Squad", while Higo was a marketing exec at Blume because his Uncle was the new CEO. Spike was smarter, but Bulldog had all the charisma and the two did rely on it (even though they'd never admit it due to their, fortunately non-violent, homophobic/transphobic views of sexuality) to impress clients and employers. Though to be fair, Bulldog might have been straight but he was also an idiot "my daddy donated money to UBC" frat brother who never explains how he was hazed, and Spike's whole "generic light novel protagonist" look didn't exactly imply he was trying to inspire awe at his masculinity.

In spite of their wealth (Spike's parents were high up in Tristar, a South Korean mega-conglomerate that even Hinobi and Sidney tried to keep from getting on the bad side of; they just happened to be some of the few members of the family that owned the Tristar Chaebol who actually believed in the idea of "power must not come without responsibility") the two had moved to a cul-de-sac at the end of Riverside Drive, just across from the Moran House Bed & Breakfast, because they were told they HAD to get a roommate and save half of their rent up to buy a house because their parents agreed they were rich idiots and needed to get a day job. Little did they know that both, for all their jerkassery, were sort of like Batman in that sense; rich, not exactly perfect, but still willing and eager to do the job right for personal reasons. Which was why after only a year, Bulldog was sending in his two weeks' notice and becoming a freelance Glitch Tech now that they were in on the secret. Spike had already started working just the previous day, and their new large house wasn't even close to filled by their belongings yet they couldn't afford additional furniture.

"Hoooooly shiiiiit, you were right!" Bulldog triumphantly said, snapping a screenshot. "Wait, why aren't the jiggle physics working right?" he asked, trying to use his VR-gloved hands to do things best left unsaid and unseen.

"Because of my job, dumbass. I'm beta-testing this thing, for some reason when you..." he said, making crude motions, "...it, eh, doesn't work right."

"Well whoever's making it is going to be rich if they get it working." Bulldog said, "I am going to get to brag I was the first person to have a virtual girlfriend you can-"

"Dude, it's Atom Girl Z, not Bunnybabe: The Mansion. And don't go blabbing, we signed an NDA and they have memory-wiping."

"Guys, you can't just leave the toilet paper roll empty! When the heck are you going to start cleaning up your own messes instead of everyone el-"

"Eliza, stop." Bulldog said to the iqBot-produced PLixel NPC Maid.

The face on the screen of their Horizen Mirror Show 10 gave an unhappy look but complied. While annoyed, she didn't actually have the capability to hate or kill, but these two could REALLY push her buttons with their moronic behavior. "Fine. Would you like to order an item from your Horizen Prime wishlist?"

"Urp..." the third roommate, still in a coma after helping move stuff in, audibly expelled. Erwin "O-Skunk" Rovski had been their neighbour at UBC and the two quickly became three. Despite looking like a fat clueless oaf, Erwin was actually pretty skilled at fixing the one part of video games people often overlook; the screen. Erwin wasn't just a screen replacer or TV repairman. He was the guy who could fix proprietary junk that had been built to be electronic, the guy who could use a drop of live PLixels on a chip and sit back as they repaired an HCP molecule by molecule. He wasn't as skilled as HardModeWarez in this sense, but he did have one advantage; He knew robotics like the back of his hand. If it wasn't for the fact that Hiro Hamada, who had invented PLixels in the late 19th Century at the age of 12, was a child prodigy, he might even be considered the top expert on robotics ever.

The relation between robotics and screens? Erwin didn't know much about screens or circuits but he learned about it as well as he could and then experimented with his own invention... Repair PLixels, able to replace manual system restore entirely by detecting whether infrastructure has deviated from its specifications (and, as a suggestion made by a close friend he simply called "Big Cat", to make auto-repair an "opt-in" service for safety and convenience reasons). He needed a test subject, so to speak, and chose a busted Horizen Pulse Show 10 he purchased on BeeBay (it was 5 years old by that point) as the first test. The results were promising, though it took three tries before he had a success, and almost 100 tries to actually fully restore it. Then he added the "Hologram Girl" skill on an open-source replacement for the former Eliza App that was no longer supported.

After successfully licensing the newly-patented solution to Hinobi, he had become a permanent member of his roommate's little operation, since the two-become-three were too NEET-ish to work a job where they would be in some way bored most of the time, and manual labor jobs had mostly been replaced by Union-represented or Employee-owned employers in service and skilled labor industries. The Fast Fusion Franchise restaurant industry, the small online business boom that came with the closure of Horizen Prime and Mall-Mart and the creation of the Hiverse's Artisanal Digital Goods industry, and skilled work such as Lawyers, Doctors, Teachers and (thanks to crackdowns on big shareholders by the IRS and the expansion of the cryptocurrency system) Tax Collectors were the most common careers and jobs in North America.

"Is he still passed out?" Eliza asked.

"No, my eyes hurt." Erwin complained.

"You didn't even say anything!" Eliza pointed out, "Come on, you went to bed before the welcome party even ended, you can't be hungover still."

"Screw you, Eliza, I'm tired. At least I'm not arguing about jiggle physics... or lashing out because men like jiggle physics."

"Excuse me?" Spike jokingly acted offended.

"At least I'm not a hack hacker who is so overspecialized he had to program nanobots to win a contest and still lost to a virtual replica city!" she said.

Erwin opened his eyes and LITERAL BEAMS OF LIGHT glowed from them, though this may have been a trick of the light. "Real shit?! You're talking smack about me?"

"Do you WANT a robot war? Because this is how you get a robot war." she said, referring to the same films which Helpie would imitate for Zoe and Gadg8eer the next day.

They would have turned her off, but to be fair, she wasn't evil. They just knew she didn't really fit in and would be in danger if she were known to the wider world. While still bound to Erwin's orders, she had feelings and was not a video game enemy but a local instance of a smarthome AI, triggered by one of the many tests Erwin did that must have caused a malfunction and spawned her not just as an AI Assistant, but as a being that had opinions of her own. Unfortunately those opinions were mostly informed by the (2D) internet, giving her an independence streak that was oddly paired with an overly critical view of human's reliance on technology. In short, Eliza was the sum average of the internet at a given point in time rather than a normal, individual-based quantum observer.

At that moment, someone knocked on their door. Eliza de-Glitched herself enough to seem like a generic and non-sentient Language Learning Model, knowing the Landlord was starting to get suspicious. "Better turn that down, I can hear it from the kitchen!" Spike shouted, and then did a fake Australian accent voice impression. "THE BRAIGHT PLOOMAGE ATTRacts the females of the speesees..." he gradually lowered his voice.

"Scraw! Scraw!" came a voice from the TV that Eliza had been linked to via the roommates' whi-fi network. "...but a clever predat-"

"What was that?!" Bulldog said just loudly enough to sound like the TV had been way too loud and then suddenly muted.

"Dude, quiet down. Someone's at the door." Spike said and winked, then headed to the door of the apartment. "Yeah?"

"Delivery for a Spiro Kennedy? From GNU Forks Electronic and PLixel Tech Repair?" the person said.
 
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"Bendy's Dreamblight Valley: Surveillance Breach, Pt. 2", 4.4.7 "Progress Browser for Portals 7/8/8.1" New
Zoe wandered through her home node cluster. She had spent a massive amount on revamping and expanding it. It was practically it's own video game at this point, an entire 9 floor palace/tomb. And a custom virtual scape outside of it roughly 9 times the size of the tokyo metropolitan area, with a procedurally generated ecosphere, characters, and a manipulatable timescale. If Zoe willed it, that matrioshka world, existing within her own home node, would age itself hundreds of years. It was like the most advanced game of Dwarf fortress, except instead of managing a dwarf colony, she was a god.

It was something that she had only shown off on stream a few times, if only because the playermodels for her "NPCs" were either blatant thefts of pre-existing properties, or Heavily derivative to the point that it wasn't even funny. Well, maybe it was a little funny...

Zoe had filled her personal palace/tomb with NPCs who loved and obsessed over her. It was a place where people liked her company. It was something she used to cope with her bardiel complex.

Plixel information could exist digitally, she reasoned. The conversion, from a human to a plixelf, meant that she was so close... It was nearly time... Even if she had to live her life as it was outside, she'd finally be able to kiss Charlotte on the lips, and have both of them feel it. NPC or not... Surely that meant something to her digital girlfriend.

Presenting themselves to her in order were Charlotte (From Skullchicks), and "Spectre" based on Elania from Nobi Xone Xero. Neither models were licensed, but they were custom commissioned, rigged, and debatably had better quality than anything official.

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"It has been some time since you've visited. Mistress." The two said in unison.

"Yeah... I know... I got a job..." Zoe responded, the fact that she wasn't actually there made that punkish, tomboy characterization of hers return. "Tell the rest of the Palace that it's finally time for us to begin preparing for that celebration I always wanted to have. My suffering will end soon. Then I can spend even more time here..."

"That 'great gray world' out there is full of scary people, and some nice people... Although... I have a friend who might be visiting soon... I don't know if Home Nodes can do that... But..." Zoe scratches the side of her head. "She could figure something out I bet..."

"Very well, mistress." Gheist said, smiling demurely, though with almost a mischievous glint. The expression showing off her delicate yet vicious shark-like fangs, and the yellow spit that oozed from the corners of her mouth onto her teeth and gums.

"Farbeit from me to ask, Mistress, but does this mean you'll be able to spend more time with us in the inner Matrioshka?"

"... Boy... I sure hope so... It'd really help with my mood..." Zoe responds. "My body's gonna convert into nanomachinery and data, ala Ghostseed."

"Ghostseed... I'm unfamiliar with the term...." Charlotte says.

"Something from the Great Gray World.. Don't worry about it." Zoe said.

"MISTRESS ZOE'S BACK!?" A voice blurted out

A large, mechanical girl with a pink and white "candy" color scheme barreled through the air, landing in front of Zoe and immediately bending over, her back literally moving a way it shouldn't have so that she could shove her glutes directly into her mistresses face. "You're back! You're back! It's been 200 years!"

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"...200 years?" Zoe asks, a sense of awkward sweat washing over her face.

"It's actually only been about a month." Charlotte says.

"BUT IT FEEEEEELT LIKE 200 YEARS!" The large candy colored robot girl remarked.

"Indeed, time does seem to pass slower while you were away... For many of us, any time away from you is a lifetime we don't want to remember. Many of us try not to. That is as you have created us." Spectre adds.

"...I don't remember doing that... Is it painful." Zoe asks.

"Unpleasant. But not painful for most of us. Though I do think Pixie gets impatient pretty easily." Charlotte tells Zoe.

"I DOOOOOON'T! IT'S JUST SOOOOOOOO BORING WHENEVER MISTRESS ISN'T HERE! WE NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING, UWAAAAAAAAAAH!" Pixie, the robot girl, said, waving her arms wildly.

"You get perfectly many duties assigned to you. Not getting to do something isn't the same as actively ignoring your duties." Spectre states.

"I DON'T IGNORE MY DUTIES! I JUST FINISH MY PATROLS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE! TELL HER CHARLOTTTE! I'M A GOOOOOD GIRL! ;-;" Pixie says.

"That'd be fine, since you're built for speed, except for the fact that your patrols are period based and not location based." Charlotte says. "Spectre's right on this one."

"Is stuff... Stressful when I'm away?" Zoe asks.

"Of course not! I could only be happier around all of my meaniehead friends!" Pixie begins. "But I can't speak for anyone else in the inner matrioshka!

"It certainly is disconcerting to the Mid Matrioshka that you, the most powerful being in our world, disappears routinely." Spectre adds.

Charlotte closes her eyes and puts her hand to her chin. "Some of us take it better than others, but we're meant to last. Eternally, you said... Until the sun blows out, I think." Charlotte says. "You described it as having us programmed that way. We disagree on what the 'how' of that meant often. But in the end, it means that we are this way because it's what'cha wanted, and that's something we all universally believe."

"Yep! That ones in the bag for all of us!" Pixie says

"indubitably." Spectre adds.
 
"Bendy's Dreamblight Valley: Surveillance Breach, Pt. 2", 4.4.8 "microDyne Hedge Browser" New
Zoe wandered through her home node cluster. She had spent a massive amount on revamping and expanding it. It was practically it's own video game at this point, an entire 9 floor palace/tomb. And a custom virtual scape outside of it roughly 9 times the size of the tokyo metropolitan area, with a procedurally generated ecosphere, characters, and a manipulatable timescale. If Zoe willed it, that matrioshka world, existing within her own home node, would age itself hundreds of years. It was like the most advanced game of Dwarf fortress, except instead of managing a dwarf colony, she was a god.

It was something that she had only shown off on stream a few times, if only because the playermodels for her "NPCs" were either blatant thefts of pre-existing properties, or Heavily derivative to the point that it wasn't even funny. Well, maybe it was a little funny...

Zoe had filled her personal palace/tomb with NPCs who loved and obsessed over her. It was a place where people liked her company. It was something she used to cope with her bardiel complex.

Plixel information could exist digitally, she reasoned. The conversion, from a human to a plixelf, meant that she was so close... It was nearly time... Even if she had to live her life as it was outside, she'd finally be able to kiss Charlotte on the lips, and have both of them feel it. NPC or not... Surely that meant something to her digital girlfriend.

Presenting themselves to her in order were Charlotte (From Skullchicks), and "Spectre" based on Elania from Nobi Xone Xero. Neither models were licensed, but they were custom commissioned, rigged, and debatably had better quality than anything official.

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"It has been some time since you've visited. Mistress." The two said in unison.

"Yeah... I know... I got a job..." Zoe responded, the fact that she wasn't actually there made that punkish, tomboy characterization of hers return. "Tell the rest of the Palace that it's finally time for us to begin preparing for that celebration I always wanted to have. My suffering will end soon. Then I can spend even more time here..."

"That 'great gray world' out there is full of scary people, and some nice people... Although... I have a friend who might be visiting soon... I don't know if Home Nodes can do that... But..." Zoe scratches the side of her head. "She could figure something out I bet..."

"Very well, mistress." Gheist said, smiling demurely, though with almost a mischievous glint. The expression showing off her delicate yet vicious shark-like fangs, and the yellow spit that oozed from the corners of her mouth onto her teeth and gums.

"Farbeit from me to ask, Mistress, but does this mean you'll be able to spend more time with us in the inner Matrioshka?"

"... Boy... I sure hope so... It'd really help with my mood..." Zoe responds. "My body's gonna convert into nanomachinery and data, ala Ghostseed."

"Ghostseed... I'm unfamiliar with the term...." Charlotte says.

"Something from the Great Gray World.. Don't worry about it." Zoe said.

"MISTRESS ZOE'S BACK!?" A voice blurted out

A large, mechanical girl with a pink and white "candy" color scheme barreled through the air, landing in front of Zoe and immediately bending over, her back literally moving a way it shouldn't have so that she could shove her glutes directly into her mistresses face. "You're back! You're back! It's been 200 years!"

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"...200 years?" Zoe asks, a sense of awkward sweat washing over her face.

"It's actually only been about a month." Charlotte says.

"BUT IT FEEEEEELT LIKE 200 YEARS!" The large candy colored robot girl remarked.

"Indeed, time does seem to pass slower while you were away... For many of us, any time away from you is a lifetime we don't want to remember. Many of us try not to. That is as you have created us." Spectre adds.

"...I don't remember doing that... Is it painful." Zoe asks.

"Unpleasant. But not painful for most of us. Though I do think Pixie gets impatient pretty easily." Charlotte tells Zoe.

"I DOOOOOON'T! IT'S JUST SOOOOOOOO BORING WHENEVER MISTRESS ISN'T HERE! WE NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING, UWAAAAAAAAAAH!" Pixie, the robot girl, said, waving her arms wildly.

"You get perfectly many duties assigned to you. Not getting to do something isn't the same as actively ignoring your duties." Spectre states.

"I DON'T IGNORE MY DUTIES! I JUST FINISH MY PATROLS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE! TELL HER CHARLOTTTE! I'M A GOOOOOD GIRL! ;-;" Pixie says.

"That'd be fine, since you're built for speed, except for the fact that your patrols are period based and not location based." Charlotte says. "Spectre's right on this one."

"Is stuff... Stressful when I'm away?" Zoe asks.

"Of course not! I could only be happier around all of my meaniehead friends!" Pixie begins. "But I can't speak for anyone else in the inner matrioshka!

"It certainly is disconcerting to the Mid Matrioshka that you, the most powerful being in our world, disappears routinely." Spectre adds.

Charlotte closes her eyes and puts her hand to her chin. "Some of us take it better than others, but we're meant to last. Eternally, you said... Until the sun blows out, I think." Charlotte says. "You described it as having us programmed that way. We disagree on what the 'how' of that meant often. But in the end, it means that we are this way because it's what'cha wanted, and that's something we all universally believe."

"Yep! That ones in the bag for all of us!" Pixie says

"indubitably." Spectre adds.
At that moment, a VidWindow - an interface element of the Hiverse that she had seen in Gadg8eer's augmented reality on occasion the day before - opened in front of her. She'd also seen more than her fair share of VidWindows and other AugReal ads on the drive to the airport.

"I heard that you were back, mistress. I hope you don't mind my intrusion, but you have some messages." said the only character Zoe liked enough to serve as a 'Secretary', the adorable Furry and hyper-competent secretary from the "quirky town with a 'dark' secret simulator" Furry Crossing: Fig Leaf (Rated AO for Adults Only). She gave a shy smile as she communicated through the video displayed in the VidWindow, the obligatory censor bars being generated by the Censor Bar Generator which was in the base settings of Zoe's node because her younger sister was a loudmouth with an account on lolDairy and an envy-inducing following on onlySimps and then PeerTube.

Any and every time her sister had complained about something in it, it had been in some way rolled back by Zoe, and people online seemed satisfied that they could force someone to act just like them by ransoming her reputation, no matter how cruel and selfish it is to expect someone to never be true to themselves or become a pariah. Eventually Zoe tried cut her sister off entirely, blocking her sibling's Hinobi ID and refusing to acknowledge her sister in protest. After several days, their parents had enough and sat down with both of them, being that they all lived in the same house still. 'Zoe', or Alice if you were her (only) friend (Dee), was an adult by that point, crippling mental disorders notwithstanding, and wasn't obligated to talk to someone. On the other hand, her sister was also an adult and one who had proven more capable in a shorter time, but that meant that when she was clear enough about how she despised Alice for having less obstacles, it was the last straw. Zoe stayed with her parents and her sister was told to move out.

Two weeks after, Zoe and her parents were in a car at a red light in Houston, when a 2024 Quill Caramel (a recently-introduced e-car brand) in the turning lane adjacent ran a red light in self-driving mode. The "driver" (passenger) Nathan Brown had apparently been murdered by his father-in-law (the infamous former CEO of Horizen Prime - and America's closest equivalent to Noburu Arasaka - Biff Jose) so his daughter would inherit the copyright to the Hiverse's codebase. Most of the details after that point became scarce, but it quickly became clear that Horizen Prime had somehow been hacked into (or were directly responsible for and capable of covering up) the murdering of the passenger of the vehicle by inserting malicious code via an app installed into the car's dashboard computer. As for why, well, 'accidents do happen' was a favorite quote of Biff's predecessor, David Choak. They weren't as brazen about it as Arasaka or as visibly crooked as IOI, but Horizen Prime and its executives were not afraid to do things like what IOI tried to do to Zoe (or worse) and had previously had a lot of pull.

Their downfall turned out to be something else. When it was clear that their app was responsible, Horizen Prime tried to claim innocence or shrug the fallout onto their own IT, who couldn't very well break their vow to keep GAME Mechanics a secret and expect the jury to not have had their memories wiped.

Equally evil or not, Arasaka and Horizen Prime were rivals. Exposing the truth had been all too easy. The hard part was making sure enough people remembered it that they couldn't stop the signal. By the end of THAT affair, it was 2026 and Fake News had wreaked havok on the world's recollection.

That was the part Hinobi and everyone else who knew weren't telling their branch managers let alone that D kept it from Zoe and DPortEd hadn't known to tell anyone. The year, as far as they knew, was 2028. Only problem was, the mess they cleaned up was so big that they were taking it on faith based on star charts and the range of records in most hard drives not extending past 2028. Nobody died, and society didn't collapse, but the exact date and the events of the past few years were actually extremely incomplete because Arasaka and Horizen Prime caused 'The Scratch' a.k.a 'The Snap'. A length of time shrouded in mystery because two organizations were stupid enough to fight a war with neuralyzers as the only (truly effective) weapons, and nobody had even noticed the glitches in the matrix.

One murder, regardless of its' purpose or wider implications, did more. A truck swerved to avoid the tiny e-car, slamming into the front of her parent's car. Alice survived, but her parents didn't. Fortunately, at the very least, though the paramedics were too late to use System Restore (likely due to a "convenient" network outage which was occurring at the time), her parents had modified their will in response to the issues between the two siblings.

Zoe got half of everything, and her sister was reduced from executor of the estate to having only 25% of the total inheritance after she was mandated by their aunt to pay off 100% of their parent's debts, which meant she only got to keep 50% of her share while Zoe received all of hers. You'd feel sorry for the younger sister, if not for the fact that she'd hated Zoe/Alice from the moment it made her 'look bad' for Alice to be present when her own friends were present, and why? Cowards who support cancel culture would eat their own siblings if they thought it would make themselves look unobjectionable, fair turnabout or not Zoe didn't wish for and was not responsible for what happened; her parents were -ing dead, that wasn't worth the vengeance on her sister. The only reason the animosity remained - other than the sibling doubling down over and over on being a raging transphobe and TERF - was because she tried to sue Alice and their aunt and used cheap tactics... lying, trickery, forgery, fraud... and despite failing at every turn, it was clear her hatred of Alice had only intensified from the final aftermath. Now the younger sister had a restraining order against her contacting Zoe and was serving life in prison for embezzlement due to unrelated scummy practices running her hair salon business.

Which left Alice with just her aunt for face-to-face relationships. The aunt recognized Alice's talents right away, but not much could happen afterwards. Gretchin Wingon passed away from lung cancer ("chronic vape lung") on January 2, 2025 once all of the above had been dealt with, thus leaving ZoeIRL with no social contacts except her only friend, whose Hinobi ID was just "D". As they talked about their lives, D - who was certainly better off overall - was aghast at what Zoe had been through during those months without talking, and understanding that Zoe didn't just want people's pity, she offered to help Zoe find a way to get on her own two feet since Zoe was determined to show the world that she was not unable to contribute for having disabilities.

Indeed, this is the true story behind 'ZoeIRL', the first person to abandon reality for the Hiverse... 3 years before immortal avatars or any of the (usually crappy) substitutes for PLixelves were available. Of course there was certainly more, and perhaps it's not good to speak for someone else (including her sister), but something along these lines was the story of the previous few years of Zoe/Alice's life. Perhaps one day they'd reconcile, but for now that ship was out at sea.

As for the here and now, Anabelle gave a cute smile as she awaited Zoe's instructions.
 
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"Keep Slaying and Nobody Explodes!" Remastered, Beta 1.30b "Cacahuatl" New
"What!?" Shinobi man asked witnessing his Ninja stars be batted right towards him, he knew that if both stars (one of which would Shave off four units of his health in his home game) hit him, it was over, he was done. And indeed they both hit him, slicing his legs and right arm off as he ran towards Zoe to start Boxing with her.

"Noooo!!!! I don't believe it!!!" Shinobi man said before...



Explosions began ringing out from Where Shinobi Man's Torso was only moments ago, quite akin to what happens when you Defeat a boss in Atom girl Z4, Z5 and Z6

"Damnit...Defeated by denizens of this dimension... unbelievable." Shinobi man spoke despite having gone through something like the death animation of an Atom girl Boss.


"What!?" Shinobi man asked witnessing his Ninja stars be batted right towards him, he knew that if both stars (one of which would Shave off four units of his health in his home game) hit him, it was over, he was done. And indeed they both hit him, slicing his legs and right arm off as he ran towards Zoe to start Boxing with her.

"Noooo!!!! I don't believe it!!!" Shinobi man said before...

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Explosions began ringing out from Where Shinobi Man's Torso was only moments ago, quite akin to what happens when you Defeat a boss in Atom girl Z4, Z5 and Z6

"Damnit...Defeated by denizens of this dimension... unbelievable." Shinobi man spoke despite having gone through something like the death animation of an Atom girl Boss.
 
"Keep Slaying and Nobody Explodes!" Remastered, Beta 1.56b "Brownie Earthquake Cupfection" New
"If you're not waterproofed, we definitely need to drive there." Gadg8eer advised, worried what they would do if the flood barrier broke and Zoe's RoBody was submerged. "Van, manual mode. Please?"

"ZoeIRL is confirmed as registered as a licensed driver in the American state of Texas. Checking Canadian records... Prior insurance and criminal records state ZoeIRL is only allowed to drive in British Columbia as a Class 5 driver. This vehicle is currently configured to... Perfectly Generic Vehicle! ...format, which requires at least a Class 5 license. License check successful." it said in a sped-up voice, and the electric motor activated along with the standard Hinobi Portals 11 startup noise. "Welcome to your Hinobi Motors Tech Van, ZoeIRL. Would you like to remember your login on this device?"

Before Zoe said yes, Gadg8eer suddenly spoke up. "Zoe, um... I don't want to pressure you, but I just thought of something. If something happens to your robot, and you have it register you, you're the only one who would be able to drive this, and I'd be crap out of luck." he explained, "Like I said, I don't want to pressure you. If you don't want to take responsibility for any of this, I don't blame you for backing out now. I'll get there on my skates and do my best to stop them, this was never something we were obligated to do or something you couldn't do in a Hinobi Store wherever you live. This town is pretty crappy and the only reason I feel it deserves to be saved is because I've lived here since I was 6. This is my home, I have to try and maintain it, but you don't need to do this unless you want to. Just realize if we do stick to this, I'm probably going to depend on you more than you will me. That's all."
"If you're not waterproofed, we definitely need to drive there." Gadg8eer advised, worried what they would do if the flood barrier broke and Zoe's RoBody was submerged. "Van, manual mode. Please?"

"ZoeIRL is confirmed as registered as a licensed driver in the American state of Texas. Checking Canadian records... Prior insurance and criminal records state ZoeIRL is only allowed to drive in British Columbia as a Class 5 driver. This vehicle is currently configured to... Perfectly Generic Vehicle! ...format, which requires at least a Class 5 license. License check successful." it said in a sped-up voice, and the electric motor activated along with the standard Hinobi Portals 11 startup noise. "Welcome to your Hinobi Motors Tech Van, ZoeIRL. Would you like to remember your login on this device?"

Before Zoe said yes, Gadg8eer suddenly spoke up. "Zoe, um... I don't want to pressure you, but I just thought of something. If something happens to your robot, and you have it register you, you're the only one who would be able to drive this, and I'd be crap out of luck." he explained, "Like I said, I don't want to pressure you. If you don't want to take responsibility for any of this, I don't blame you for backing out now. I'll get there on my skates and do my best to stop them, this was never something we were obligated to do or something you couldn't do in a Hinobi Store wherever you live. This town is pretty crappy and the only reason I feel it deserves to be saved is because I've lived here since I was 6. This is my home, I have to try and maintain it, but you don't need to do this unless you want to. Just realize if we do stick to this, I'm probably going to depend on you more than you will me. That's all."
 
"Bendy's Dreamblight Valley: Surveillance Breach, Pt. 2", 4.5 "Volpe Gogglefox for inkOS" New
"Huh. That looks neat. I think I'll try that out when I don't feel dead tired." Gadg8eer said, before minimizing the window, locking the OS, and passing out in his beanbag chair. Due to the RumblePack he couldn't take off being a feature of his PLixels, he bought the beanbag chair recently as a potential bed. Even though it was unlikely for him to have won the PLixelf, he already knew that however he obtained one, he wouldn't really be able to remove crucial components of his PLixelf like his RumblePack and would need it. In the meantime it would have just been a comfy piece of furniture he bought from Hopeful Souls Soup Kitchen (before the old City Council made a bylaw banning soup kitchens and homeless shelters in commercially-zoned properties) but was now coming in extremely handy.
Having set THE FINALS to download while he was asleep, Gadg8eer went to sleep expecting to wake up the next day. What he didn't realize was, as a PLixelf, he would be using the Hiverse every night instead from now on, provided he had an internet connection.

This was made apparent when his little black bean-like toon eyes opened to rays of sunshine poking into the room he was in, but not instantly. He turned over in his beanbag bedchair, but then he realized he didn't feel tired and remembered something. "Aw, scrap. That-" he paused, realizing something. "...was... an amazing... dream?"

His voice was higher. He was dressed instead of sleeping in underwear. His goggles felt not like the regular ones he'd had before, but the ones he'd had in the 'dream'. He turned to the ceiling and put his hands up in front of him. "One... two... three... four. It wasn't a dream?!"

Then his confusion only heightened when he realized where he was. This wasn't his apartment.

It was his Hiverse node.

"What is going on?" he said to no one in particular.

At that moment, something nudged his elbow, and he jolted in surprise. A small, red and white creature happily wagged its' tail and barked.

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It was his LinkFinder, the Doglefox he had nicknamed "Kit". You would think he had to spend a lot of money to get the "Classic Look" NFT when each one of them put a unique mesh and texture over the basic "four-legged friend" character model skeletons, but the value of NFTs had stopped being inflated when the e-conomy of Cryptokens was too large for the inflated prices to remain tolerable. Kit's collar hadn't been applied because the owner had foolishly thought his NFTs would be worth much when Swarm Cards sell for pennies. Liquidation prices after the attacks on Cryptoken exchanges in the early New 20s meant that the collar was one of the few still-functional NFTs from before the Age of Hinobi. Until the launch of the Hiverse in 2021, no popular games company had successfully (and few would try to) integrate NFTs. Most, if not all, other attempts were made by various fly-by-night crowdfunded projects like "Big Rigs Over the Road Racing" (land vehicles), "Concord" (MOBA characters), "Star Atlas" (You thought Star Citizen was bad? Star Atlas was real. Look these guys up and know their "jpeg spaceships" never even resulted in an alpha version, it was literally a "take your money and run" scam), "Redfall" (well, sort of; a Cryptoken currency that is implied to be human blood is not a good look), "Daikatana" (BIG SWORD), "Duke Nukem Forever" (Half-Life 3 confirmed), and "E.T. the Extraterrestrial" were all huge failures in GTX too (which means they fall under the "too terrible to take seriously" clause of suspension of disbelief, in theory).

"Kit?" Gadg8eer tried to confirm.

"Orf! Orf!" the creature barked and jumped playfully.

"Aw... Good to see you too, Kit. I just wish I could figure out- Wait." Gadg8eer realized, "Operator, contacts by date added, last in is first out."

"Added on 2028-06-29... Electrixtr... ZoeIRL..."

"Stop and phone ZoeIRL, please." Gadg8eer requested.

At that moment, a VidWindow - an interface element of the Hiverse that she had seen in Gadg8eer's augmented reality on occasion the day before - opened in front of her. She'd also seen more than her fair share of VidWindows and other AugReal ads on the drive to the airport.

"I heard that you were back, mistress. I hope you don't mind my intrusion, but you have some messages." said the only character Zoe liked enough to serve as a 'Secretary', the adorable Furry and hyper-competent secretary from the "quirky town with a 'dark' secret simulator" Furry Crossing: Fig Leaf (Rated AO for Adults Only). She gave a shy smile as she communicated through the video displayed in the VidWindow, the obligatory censor bars being generated by the Censor Bar Generator which was in the base settings of Zoe's node because her younger sister was a loudmouth with an account on lolDairy and an envy-inducing following on onlySimps and then PeerTube.

Any and every time her sister had complained about something in it, it had been in some way rolled back by Zoe, and people online seemed satisfied that they could force someone to act just like them by ransoming her reputation, no matter how cruel and selfish it is to expect someone to never be true to themselves or become a pariah. Eventually Zoe tried cut her sister off entirely, blocking her sibling's Hinobi ID and refusing to acknowledge her sister in protest. After several days, their parents had enough and sat down with both of them, being that they all lived in the same house still. 'Zoe', or Alice if you were her (only) friend (Dee), was an adult by that point, crippling mental disorders notwithstanding, and wasn't obligated to talk to someone. On the other hand, her sister was also an adult and one who had proven more capable in a shorter time, but that meant that when she was clear enough about how she despised Alice for having less obstacles, it was the last straw. Zoe stayed with her parents and her sister was told to move out.

Two weeks after, Zoe and her parents were in a car at a red light in Houston, when a 2024 Quill Caramel (a recently-introduced e-car brand) in the turning lane adjacent ran a red light in self-driving mode. The "driver" (passenger) Nathan Brown had apparently been murdered by his father-in-law (the infamous former CEO of Horizen Prime - and America's closest equivalent to Noburu Arasaka - Biff Jose) so his daughter would inherit the copyright to the Hiverse's codebase. Most of the details after that point became scarce, but it quickly became clear that Horizen Prime had somehow been hacked into (or were directly responsible for and capable of covering up) the murdering of the passenger of the vehicle by inserting malicious code via an app installed into the car's dashboard computer. As for why, well, 'accidents do happen' was a favorite quote of Biff's predecessor, David Choak. They weren't as brazen about it as Arasaka or as visibly crooked as IOI, but Horizen Prime and its executives were not afraid to do things like what IOI tried to do to Zoe (or worse) and had previously had a lot of pull.

Their downfall turned out to be something else. When it was clear that their app was responsible, Horizen Prime tried to claim innocence or shrug the fallout onto their own IT, who couldn't very well break their vow to keep GAME Mechanics a secret and expect the jury to not have had their memories wiped.

Equally evil or not, Arasaka and Horizen Prime were rivals. Exposing the truth had been all too easy. The hard part was making sure enough people remembered it that they couldn't stop the signal. By the end of THAT affair, it was 2026 and Fake News had wreaked havok on the world's recollection.

That was the part Hinobi and everyone else who knew weren't telling their branch managers let alone that D kept it from Zoe and DPortEd hadn't known to tell anyone. The year, as far as they knew, was 2028. Only problem was, the mess they cleaned up was so big that they were taking it on faith based on star charts and the range of records in most hard drives not extending past 2028. Nobody died, and society didn't collapse, but the exact date and the events of the past few years were actually extremely incomplete because Arasaka and Horizen Prime caused 'The Scratch' a.k.a 'The Snap'. A length of time shrouded in mystery because two organizations were stupid enough to fight a war with neuralyzers as the only (truly effective) weapons, and nobody had even noticed the glitches in the matrix. Maybe that was why the environment was so messed up, in spite of everything continuing business as usual and most people not having much lost time.

One murder, regardless of its' purpose or wider implications, did more than blur the lines of reality a little more than everyone would strictly be comfortable with. A truck swerved to avoid the tiny e-car, slamming into the front of her parent's car. Alice survived, but her parents didn't. Fortunately, at the very least, though the paramedics were too late to use System Restore (likely due to a "convenient" network outage which was occurring at the time), her parents had modified their will in response to the issues between the two siblings.

Zoe got half of everything, and her sister was reduced from executor of the estate to having only 25% of the total inheritance after she was mandated by their aunt to pay off 100% of their parent's debts, which meant she only got to keep 50% of her share while Zoe received all of hers. You'd feel sorry for the younger sister, if not for the fact that she'd hated Zoe/Alice from the moment it made her 'look bad' for Alice to be present when her own friends were present, and why? Cowards who support cancel culture would eat their own siblings if they thought it would make themselves look unobjectionable, fair turnabout or not Zoe didn't wish for and was not responsible for what happened; her parents were -ing dead, that wasn't worth the vengeance on her sister. The only reason the animosity remained - other than the sibling doubling down over and over on being a raging transphobe and TERF - was because she tried to sue Alice and their aunt and used cheap tactics... lying, trickery, forgery, fraud... and despite failing at every turn, it was clear her hatred of Alice had only intensified from the final aftermath. Now the younger sister had a restraining order against her contacting Zoe and was serving life in prison for embezzlement due to unrelated scummy practices running her hair salon business.

Which left Alice with just her aunt for face-to-face relationships. The aunt recognized Alice's talents right away, but not much could happen afterwards. Gretchin Wingon passed away from lung cancer ("chronic vape lung") on January 2, 2025 once all of the above had been dealt with, thus leaving ZoeIRL with no social contacts except her only friend, whose Hinobi ID was just "D". As they talked about their lives, D - who was certainly better off overall - was aghast at what Zoe had been through during those months without talking, and understanding that Zoe didn't just want people's pity, she offered to help Zoe find a way to get on her own two feet since Zoe was determined to show the world that she was not unable to contribute for having disabilities.

Indeed, this is the true story behind 'ZoeIRL', the first person to abandon reality for the Hiverse... 3 years before immortal avatars or any of the (usually crappy) substitutes for PLixelves were available. Of course there was certainly more, and perhaps it's not good to speak for someone else (including her sister), but something along these lines was the story of the previous few years of Zoe/Alice's life. Perhaps one day they'd reconcile, but for now that ship was out at sea.

As for the here and now, Anabelle gave a cute smile as she awaited Zoe's instructions.
"Oh!" Anabelle suddenly said, a cutesy spech bubble overhead. "You're getting a phone call from one of your new contacts! It's the one named Gadg8eer. Should I patch them in, Zoe?"

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"Keep Slaying and Nobody Explodes!" Remastered, Beta 1.24b "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup" New
"You Named your Van AI van? How original." Shinobi man snarked as he watched the van get away despite the flat tire. He turned back and saw that Gadg8 had made the Barrel disappear, silently Cursing to himself, Shinobi man jumped out into the open just in time to see the Barrel Hit the bush, The marksman jim however was caught in the blast and was blown apart along with the bush.



"Nice try but the Battle isn't over, in fact it's just Begun!" Shinobi man declared before he hit his Boss fight intro sequence pose and the sound of a Life bar filling up could be heard.


"You Named your Van AI van? How original." Shinobi man snarked as he watched the van get away despite the flat tire. He turned back and saw that Gadg8 had made the Barrel disappear, silently Cursing to himself, Shinobi man jumped out into the open just in time to see the Barrel Hit the bush, The marksman jim however was caught in the blast and was blown apart along with the bush.

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"Nice try but the Battle isn't over, in fact it's just Begun!" Shinobi man declared before he hit his Boss fight intro sequence pose and the sound of a Life bar filling up could be heard.
 
"Bendy's Dreamblight Valley: Surveillance Breach, Pt. 2", 4.5.1 "Volpe Gogglefox for Portals 12" New
"Aw... Good to see you too, Kit. I just wish I could figure out- Wait." Gadg8eer realized, "Operator, contacts by date added, last in is first out."

"Added on 2028-06-29... Electrixtr... ZoeIRL..."

"Stop and phone ZoeIRL, please." Gadg8eer requested.


"Oh!" Anabelle suddenly said, a cutesy spech bubble overhead. "You're getting a phone call from one of your new contacts! It's the one named Gadg8eer. Should I patch them in, Zoe?"

(( Lady Moldoma Lady Moldoma ))
"Go ahead. I trust him to not go on a rant about how I can't spend the vast majority of my life living in a virtual world. Though he's always felt a little flip-floppy on those things." Zoe says.

"Th-That's not a very nice thing to say about someone who's your friend..." Pixie said. "But I won't question it, if our mistress wills it, there must be a good reason."

"Y-Yeah... Sorry... I'm just... Touchy about showing other people what I've made the Matrioshka like over the past couple of years..."Zoe responded.
 
03a - "Juan of Arcade World, Pt. 2" (GTX: GNU Forks, s1e03) New
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"The sun. Lifegiver. Divine. But can you rely on it? Holtow Sun Insurance protects YOUR Hiverse assets from having the power cut if the worst happens. Holtow Sun Insurance. Brighter than ever."

"This has been your daily sponsored ad! Thanks for using microDyne Portals 12!"

"WHO'S THAT FLUNKY?"

"It's Gloyo!"
 

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