Give the user below you bad advice

[Kaiju Cat]

Giving it to feed the rich.

How do I use a sling shot?

 

[Superfly47]

You throw the sling shot in the ocean and watch it swim away.

How do I fly?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

You crouch very low and run like a knock-off Naruto

how do I do my schoolwork?

 

[Yuan]

By feeding it to your dog (my bad, i was on the wrong page)

How can I overcome stage fright?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Never go to any plays

how do I instal zoom?

 

[xpstitch]

Give up and just start ranting about how you didn't need any of this fancy stuff back during the 'Golden days'.

How do you tell your wife you don't like her cooking anymore?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Kill her and write a note at her grave saying how her cooking was amazing

How do I stop accidentally cursing when trying to spell 'how'

 

[Edric Blight]

How do I stop accidentally cursing when trying to spell 'how'

Put an s in front of the h, keep the h. Replace the o with i, and the w with t.

How do I make pancakes?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

make waffles

how do i get out of bed

 

[Superfly47]

You burn the bed down.

How do I feel less tired without sleeping?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

sleep

how do I play roblox?

 

[Superfly47]

With a deck of cards.

How do I decide what to make for dinner?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Throw everything into a pot and wait the results later.

How do I ride a bike

 

[Superfly47]

Blindfolded.

How do I dig to the center of the earth?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

With a drill.

How do I eat an Oreo cookie?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

put a bucket of milk and put the oreo into it and wait a few days for it to melt

how do i come out to my parents?

 

[eyclore]

By giving them a burger

how do I brush my hair

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

shave it

how do I type?

 

[Voider]

First, write out what you want to type on a piece of paper, then copy that on your keyboard letter by letter.

How do I kill a spider?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

grab a frog

how do I play video games?

 

[Superfly47]

Subconsciously.

How do I use youtube?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

delete it and throw your laptop across the room

how do i use my last brain cell for good use?

 

[Superfly47]

Give your last brain cell to me.

How do I pick a lock?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Use a fork.

How do I cook a steak?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Throw it away

how do I help the kids in my basement out of their eternal sleep?