Gimme yer 1 liners!¡!¡

[Talon]

*nods sagely* yes it is quite shocking, please dont wet yourself.

 

[Aughto von realname]

When do you know you're in love, when it's over


I would tell you a joke about an amnesiac, but I forgot it


Knock Knock


Who's there


The who


The who who?


Who are you Who who who who

 

[Talon]

lol I liked the first 2 jokes, especially the 2nd xD @Aughto von realname

 

[Corrosion]

Darth Maul gets mauled to death


Now that's what I call a mauling.

 

[Cameron Onfroy RiP]

Girl, you know how I feel about you. It’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly. (Ba Dum Tss)


Hey, do you like whales? Because we can humpback at my place.


You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.


I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.


Only the classiest of the classy here.

 

[Talon]

lol those are great xD I would never use them but they are still great

 

[Thepotatogod]

We're just rusted chains bonded by a single lock known as 'Fate'


-HUGOT101

 

[Corrosion]

Girl, you turn my software into hardware.


Hey baby, I just wanna stick my hard drive into your USB port, then we can share some data.


Without you, my world is null.

 

[Talon]

haha those pickup lines doh xD

 

[Lenchan]

To keep in line with the cover:


Don't hold it against me...


...unless it gets hard. ~

 

[Talon]

lol nice. heres 1:


It looks like its gonna rain but its ok we're inside. Doesnt mean you wont get wet baby

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

Oh right, before I forget.... *Pulls love interest into a warm hug* I love you... *Kisses love interest while stabbing them in the chest.*

 

[Talon]

literally heartbreaking... I know im punny

 

[HK Fifty]

[QUOTE="Okashi Yuki]"Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

[/QUOTE]
Keee enemo hunky doraa watchua penky!!!

 

[billthesomething]

Can't think of anything clever so i'll just smash my forehead against the keyboard


gvhbhbggbhhg

 

[Talon]

Can't think of anything clever so i'll just smash my forehead against the keyboard
gvhbhbggbhhg

Beautiful!¡!¡ An inspiration to us all!¡!¡ DD

 

[Talon]

* xD

 

[Okashi Yuki]

[QUOTE="HK 50 09]Keee enemo hunky doraa watchua penky!!!

[/QUOTE]
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!





Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!





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[Erbrin]

You can take my flesh


Hack and burn that shit


Take my blood fresh


And drink the minerals that come with it


But never touch that centerpiece


The one that makes me mourn


If you dare touch that,


I'll make you roar


Like a lion, when it dies


It gets up and try


But you just wave your magic wand


And I end up like crack, goodbye

 

[billthesomething]

I really want to type down the entire song "First Of May" but i am kind of sure that it will get me into trouble with the mods, so i won't but i will post the video (OUO)


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[Talon]

lol fair enough

 

[Generic Gamer]

*sigh* See this is why we do things that are considered beyond impossible. Anything else is too difficult for us.

 

[Generic Gamer]

Nah, Don't worry. I've got these bastards right where i want them: Surrounded from the inside.

 

[Talon]

*brain overheats as I try to understand.*

 

[billthesomething]

If the real world is fake then what is real, is real fake? is fake real? is our reality a hoax? is the biggest hoax all, reality? then if so, then it's a very real hoax that is fake which is real.