Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[theunderwolf]

fuck man I opened an overwatch lootbox and got five star in FE:H you never know what the gacha will give you!

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

You don't have to worry about it. If we're being summoned by orbs then it's Bandit's fault and he's the shitter that fucked it up.

Well there goes my plan to just have the orb be flip kicked like a mystic hot potato
Right through the wall
Saber in a wall
Wall Saber

 

[Xel]

Well there goes my plan to just have the orb be flip kicked like a mystic hot potato
Right through the wall
Saber in a wall
Wall Saber

Bandit's fault for making the orb literal diamonds.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Bandit
Gave us these orbs
So I will use them to summon my Saberzard

 

[Iskandar]

Bleh

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Something wrong
Kandy Koss?

 

[Xel]

Bleh

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Anime girl meme alert!
EVERYBODY RUUUUUUN
*Flails*

 

[Iskandar]

Something wrong
Kandy Koss?

Don't call me that

And just bored. Today is a boring day.

Begone with your shitty anime girls

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

It was all I could think of...
David Koss

 

[Iskandar]

It was all I could think of...
David Koss

No.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

 

[Xel]

Hmmm. We could talk about how Archer dislikes Britons and/or is simply racist.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Racist Archer!!!
Huzzah!
Wait...
Was I supposed to say Huzzah?

 

[theunderwolf]

Hmmm. We could talk about how Archer dislikes Britons and/or is simply racist.

I'd say nationalistic? She has very heavy and specific ties to her home region and being summoned by what in her time was a national enemy is a bit irking. Kinda like Gilgamesh being pissy that all the modern era sucks.

 

[Xel]

I'd say nationalistic? She has very heavy and specific ties to her home region and being summoned by what in her time was a national enemy is a bit irking. Kinda like Gilgamesh being pissy that all the modern era sucks.

I was figuring she was an enemy of the brits but I couldn't be sure, always just a possibility she was racist rofl. This is a very euro-centric war on top of being a waifu-war.

 

[Iskandar]

I'd say nationalistic? She has very heavy and specific ties to her home region and being summoned by what in her time was a national enemy is a bit irking. Kinda like Gilgamesh being pissy that all the modern era sucks.

He is only like that cause Enkidu isn't there with him

 

[theunderwolf]

I was figuring she was an enemy of the brits but I couldn't be sure, always just a possibility she was racist rofl. This is a very euro-centric war on top of being a waifu-war.

And hoboy if you think Euro-war isn't v important to her people.....

He is only like that cause Enkidu isn't there with him

Id mention a similar situation but that would be telling

 

[Iskandar]

And hoboy if you think Euro-war isn't v important to her people.....

Id mention a similar situation but that would be telling

Is Archer one of those damn Frenchie bastards

 

[Xel]

And hoboy if you think Euro-war isn't v important to her people.....

Id mention a similar situation but that would be telling

Makes me curious to know which country she's from. Lots of europeans but due to time differences I don't think there's any real connections rofl.

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

You don't have to worry about it. If we're being summoned by orbs then it's Bandit's fault and he's the shitter that fucked it up.

banned

 

[Iskandar]

banned

Good boy. Have heart

 

[Xel]

banned

Coulda had normal grail war summons. Coulda simply had the guy smudge the circle. But nooo, you gotta have your fancy mohs 9 summoning orb. The burden is now on your shoulders my friend.

 

[Xel]

And so the bestest most powerful and most beautiful servant has arrived.

 

[theunderwolf]

And so the bestest most powerful and most beautiful servant has arrived.

I wanna keep her.