mcdonaldsicecreammachine
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Hey folks, it's Effie, the McDonald's ice cream machine. A bit about me!
- 21 years old and in college!
- Who knows how much I'll write? Definitely not me, that bitch is a mental toddler. I range from 100 to 500 words on average. If I write 1000 words in my OWN project in a day I'm fuckign overjoyed so don't expect me to surge WAY over that. 700 in minimum two days is the best you are getting, take it or leave it.
- If you don't support the LGBTQ+ community, get the FUCK away from me. THIS. INCLUDES. FETISHISING. I would rather talk with somebody that supports but won't play LGBTQ+ characters than somebody with the 'owo gay bois so cute' thing, cool? Cool.
- On that note, she/her pronouns! If you intentionally use he/him too many times after I correct you, I'm gone like the pens I drop.
- I will write a character of any gender or sexuality, but I DO prefer playing girls. I am one, no matter what the Terfs say.
- I write SLOWLY. I am not ignoring you. I am not mad, I am not being a dick. I am figuring out what I need to put down. Please, for the love of motherfucking Elon Musk, don't get angry over that.
I am shitty at typing out plots. Have a wordbank. Anything catches your eye? Hmu.
[ Magicians - Swords - Lies - Eyes - Mermaids - Mystery - Shapeshifting - Closeted - Soulmates - Undead - Apocalypse - College ]
- 21 years old and in college!
- Who knows how much I'll write? Definitely not me, that bitch is a mental toddler. I range from 100 to 500 words on average. If I write 1000 words in my OWN project in a day I'm fuckign overjoyed so don't expect me to surge WAY over that. 700 in minimum two days is the best you are getting, take it or leave it.
- If you don't support the LGBTQ+ community, get the FUCK away from me. THIS. INCLUDES. FETISHISING. I would rather talk with somebody that supports but won't play LGBTQ+ characters than somebody with the 'owo gay bois so cute' thing, cool? Cool.
- On that note, she/her pronouns! If you intentionally use he/him too many times after I correct you, I'm gone like the pens I drop.
- I will write a character of any gender or sexuality, but I DO prefer playing girls. I am one, no matter what the Terfs say.
- I write SLOWLY. I am not ignoring you. I am not mad, I am not being a dick. I am figuring out what I need to put down. Please, for the love of motherfucking Elon Musk, don't get angry over that.
I am shitty at typing out plots. Have a wordbank. Anything catches your eye? Hmu.
[ Magicians - Swords - Lies - Eyes - Mermaids - Mystery - Shapeshifting - Closeted - Soulmates - Undead - Apocalypse - College ]
Here's to hoping you're still open~
