Other dose of weirdness for the night

[Ukko]

How weird on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the weirdest) is this following scenario?

Wondering about the thought of taxidermied your still very alive pet, when it dies and placing it in your living room. And saying, "Want to see my pet/Wanna pat pat my pet a bit?" occasionally when guests are coming over. Just to mess with them or to have your fun.

 

[Abyss]

The kind of weird where I've thought about a similar scenario, but it involves having a pet alligator named Fluffy.

 

[tokala kasa]

The kind of weird where I've thought about a similar scenario, but it involves having a pet alligator named Fluffy.

Purffect name for an alligator

 

[tokala kasa]

The scenerio where you're in hotel and you order a shoe