Fantasy Do Not Go Gentle - Item Shop

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I T E M S

GENERAL STORE

Massive WIP

Credit is due to Squared , CrimsonEclipse , and Dover for assistance. In addition, items have been 'borrowed' from Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, The Bloody Chamber, The Adventure Zone, and others.​

• Basics
• Consumables
• Wearables
• Useables

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  fine clothes
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Well-made, fine clothing for when you want to be just a little more fancy.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 10 Gold
  
  traveller's clothes
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Perfect for long journeys. Resists rain and will keep you warm.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 5 Gold
  
  Fine Cloak
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: A well-made cloak more suited for fashion than form.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 10 Gold
  
  traveller's cloak
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: A sturdy cloak that will protect you from the elements.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 5 Gold
  
  rations
  No. of Uses: Enough for one day.
  Description: Standard rations. Will keep you fed for the day but leaves much to be desired.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 1 Gold
  
  waterskin
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Holds enough water to last through the day.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 1 Gold
  
  blanket
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Keeps you warm, but may not be enough for harsh environments.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 2 Gold
  
  bedroll
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Keeps you warm in all nights but the harshest.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 3 Gold
  
  camping gear
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Perfect for nights when you can't be in town. Contains a tent large enough for 2 people, a backpack, a blanket, a bedroll, a waterskin, ten days of rations, a length of rope, a lantern, a vial of oil, a torch, 3 candles, a cooking pot, 4 pitons, first aid kit, and a tinderbox.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 40 Gold
  
  rope
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Strong, durable rope that work great for all your climbing and knot tying needs. Very flammable.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 3 Gold
  
  first aid kit
  No. of Uses: -
  Description:A necessary part of any adventurer's tools. Contains bandages, alcohol, and a sewing kit with a spool of thread and a needle.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 5 Gold
  
  lantern
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Light your way! Comes in hooded and bullseye varieties. Each new lantern is sold filled with oil. Each vial of oil lasts about half a night.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 10 Gold
  
  vial of oil
  No. of Uses: 2 refills
  Description: A simple vial of oil. Highly flammable.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 3 Gold
  
  torches/candles
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Short-term use items to illuminate small spaces.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 1 Gold
  
  tinderbox
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: A small metal container with flint, firesteel, and enough tinder for 3 uses.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 3 Gold
  
  basic weaponary
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: A number of basic weapons. Prices varies depending on type. Purchasable weapons include bundles of crossbow bolts or arrows, swords, bows, daggers, knives, staffs, axes, etc.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 50-200 Gold
  
  basic armor
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Basic armor. Includes shields, cloth armor, leather armor, and metal armor.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 50-200 Gold
  
  horse
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Your trustworthy steed. Prices vary depending on quality and type of horse. A healthy riding horse costs around 500 gold.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 300-700 Gold
  
  night at an inn
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Tired of sleeping outdoors? Rest your head at an inn. Prices vary depending on quality of the establishment.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 5-20 Gold
  
  food at an inn
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: If you cannot stand to eat rations any longer, stop by an inn to get yourself a hot meal. Quality varies depending on the establishment.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: 1-5 Gold
  
  carriage ride
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: Slower than travelling on a horse but faster than foot travel. Tends to be warmer. Prone to attack by highwaymen and deadly creatures.
  No. Available: -
  Cost: varies
  
  other?
  No. of Uses: -
  Description: ask, might be in stock
  No. Available: -
  Cost: varies
  
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  Carroll Cake
  
  
  No. of Uses: 2
  Description: A delicious, enchanted cake of lemon zest and doughy texture. Also known to cause the consumer to increase in physical size by a factor of ten, usually with their clothing and items following suit. The effects last anywhere between ten minutes and two hours. Not recommended for crybabies.
  No. Available: 4
  Cost: 300 Gold
  
  
  
  Carroll Wine
  
  
  No. of Uses: 1
  Description: With overtones of cherry and pineapple, this wine is sweet as can be and extremely potent; Not in alcohol content, but in its potential effects. Known to cause the consumer to decrease to the size of a dormouse, usually with their clothing and items following suit. The effects last anywhere between ten minutes and two hours. Not recommended for swimming.
  No. Available: 2
  Cost: 400 Gold
  
  
  
  Carroll Shrooms
  
  
  No. of Uses: 2
  Description: Picked from the Fairy Lands themselves, Carroll Shrooms induce a strange, dizzying haze upon the consumer. However, in addition to warping reality, when in already distorted environments, they allow the user to see things for what they truly are, dispelling illusions and revealing hidden secrets. Effects last for about one hour, and causes lethargy and nausea afterwards.
  No. Available: 4
  Cost: 400 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  Frosted Turkish Delight
  
  
  No. of Uses: 6 Pieces per Tin
  Description: Useful in acts of persuasion, the Frosted Turkish Delight tastes, to each person, like the most delicious thing imaginable to them. Offering folks one piece will often make them more pliable to other deals and persuasions if you offer them another in return. Warning: Highly Addictive, also a known laxative.
  No. Available: 4
  Cost: 400 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  Primrose Potion
  
  
  No. of Uses: 1
  Description: A highly controversial love potion, the instructions are as follows: Dust the eyes of the one you love and be the first thing they see. The effect is indefinite, and can only be undone by true love's first kiss. Note: The potion does not work on those who are already in love. Those under the influence will do anything their 'loved one' instructs. Additionally, sufferers of Primrose Potion are known to sing constantly. It can be quite irksome.
  No. Available: 1
  Cost: 2600 Gold
  
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  Crimson Cape
  
  
  Description: A cape fashioned from the pelt of a red wolf. Wearing this shall ward off predators, especially werewolves. However, it shall make regular citizens wary of you.
  No. Available: 1
  Cost: 800 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  Sordid Slippers - The Glass Slippers (Only available in Knights Republic General Store)
  
  
  Description: With a notorious history of their malevolent uses, the glass slippers live up to their nickname; between sunset and midnight, it enables to wearer to transform their appearance to whatever they should please, and since it is a physical transformation, even those who can see through illusions cannot uncover the secret. It has been known to be use for breaking into parties, seductions, assassinations, and machinations folks hardly dare whisper about.
  No. Available: 1
  Cost: 2000 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  Sordid Slippers - The Ruby Slippers (Only Available in Knights Republic General Store)
  
  
  Description: Twin of their glass counterparts, the ruby slippers are just as devious in their use. When the heels are clicked together three times, they can transport the user anywhere they know from memory. Heists, murders, and abductions have all been carried out thanks to this stylish pair of crimson. Supposedly, the matching set were created by a young witch slayer who, rather ironically, became a tyrannical abuser of magic. They can be used once a day by the wearer.
  No. Available: 1
  Cost: 2200 Gold
  
  
  
  
  Donkeyskin
  
  
  Description: A cape fashioned from the hide of a donkey, enchanted by the tears of a young girl forced to marry her father. It is capable of rendering the wearer 'undetected' - though they are still visible, their identity cannot be discovered whilst they are wearing it, and all curses affecting people's opinions of them are negated. They are not invisible, but stealth is greatly increased, and the eye shall tend to pass of them without noticing them, provided they do not 'cause a scene'.
  No. Available: 1
  Cost: 2000 Gold
  
  
  
  
  Faith's Ribbon
  
  
  Description: A seemingly normal ribbon, this particular length of fabric is perhaps one of the most terrible items purchasable from a general store. When tied around someone's neck, they shall be unable to speak about any topics you so choose. Additionally, removing the ribbon shall severe their head from their neck, unless removed by the original owner.
  No. Available: 2
  Cost: 1200 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  Enchanted Traveller's Cloak
  
  
  Description: Designed to shelter travellers from the hardships of the elements, this cloak is enchanted to be impervious to rain and the cold. It can also be used as a form of shelter, for it can increase its shape up to two metres in diameter.
  No. Available: 5
  Cost: 300 Gold
  
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  Serpent Shield
  
  
  Description: A shield mirrored on the inside so that corners can be seen around by the user.
  No. Available: 2
  Cost: 800 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  The Immovable Rod
  
  
  Description: Once you set this rod into place, nothing except its owner can move it. No one is entirely sure why it exists, but plenty of them do. They can be fixed in place once a day. They are roughly one meter long and three inches in diameter.
  No. Available: 3
  Cost: 900 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  Jar of Bees
  
  
  Description: What the name suggests.
  No. Available: 3
  Cost: 400 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Glutton's Fork
  
  
  Description: Can transform a non-magical object the size of a fist and smaller into food, once a day. Eating it is capable of healing a variety of wounds. However, it also induces lethargy, and makes the user insatiably hungry.
  No. Available: 2
  Cost: 600 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Alice's Looking Glass
  
  
  Description: This ornate mirror allows the user to see through any spells, and to reveal the truth of hidden secrets. However, owning the mirror causes psychosis, chronic vanity, and delusions.
  No. Available: 1
  Cost: 1300 Gold
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Veritei Occulas
  
  
  Description: A crystal ball into which the user may gaze once a day, to ask a question to the spirits of the realm. Make sure to be specific, for the answer shall be as obscure as possible.
  No. Available: 3
  Cost: 1100 Gold
  
  

 

[Squared]

MAGNAR'S

shop of magnificent trinkets​

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A mysterious travelling salesman who, legend has it, can appear and disappear seemingly out of nowhere. No one knows who he truly is, or what, but memories and records of him can be tracked back hundreds of years; often with a certain man by his side. Magnar specialises in unique and unusual items, though his prices, much like him, are a fickle thing. They are never set, and can change depending on the weather, how he woke up in the morning, what he had for dinner, or how much he likes the other person. Apart from gold, prices may include more unconventional things, for example the colour of one's hair, or a year's worth of memories.

IMPORTANT

Some of the items have special effects or abilities, and not everything is always as it appears. Before using an item bought in this shop in a RP post, send me a message letting me know, so I can inform you of any special parameters.

Gameplay-wise, Magnar will randomly appear in different places, and be gone without notice. Players may go looking for him specifically —it is said he has a way of finding those who seek him out— but success is not guaranteed. Characters will have to interact and roleplay with Magnar properly, in order to purchase his items.

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Amulet of languages

Allows the wearer to speak any language, but only using bad slang and terrible grammar.

Boots of levitation

Boots with the power to levitate, up to three feet above the ground.

Boots of silly walks

While worn these boots' owner walks in a rather silly fashion. No impact on speed. Anyone who sees them walking in these boots drops their weapons out of laughter.

Cloak of heroic flapping

This cloak provides no bonuses, but constantly flaps in a magical breeze, even indoors, making the wearer look incredibly heroic.

Incidental musicbox

A music box to be hung at one's belt, which plays incidental music, depending on what you’re doing or what is happening around you. It will play a comical tune if you say something funny or trip over, hum creepily if you are in a scary or dangerous area, play battle drums when fighting, etc.

Kinky bracelet

Will make anything you say sound kinky to the listener.

Laced light boots

These boots will make the wearer faster, lighter, and more agile.

Ring of contrariness

Forces the wearer to disagree with everything anyone says.

Stylish belt

This magical belt can have its appearance changed by pure thought alone. It can only be reshaped as another type of belt or object of belt-like appearance of the same size as the belt had before. The belt may not be reshaped into a form which contains any metal other than iron, nor any type of gem or anything else remotely valuable.

Sun glasses

These shiny yellow spectacles prevent dazzling from bright light while not inhibiting vision in dark environments, and also allow the wearer to see through most illusions. Although, the fact that each lens is bright yellow and shaped like a pointy sun-icon makes many cringe at the idea of actually wearing them. When worn for 12 hours, they cause the wearer to get a nice, even, dark tan over their entire body —except for about an inch around both eyes, which is left pale.

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Conch shell of seagull-calling

A single seagull always shows up when it's blown, but is not under anyone's command and leaves after a few minutes.

Figurine of cat summoning

A cat shaped figurine that summons 7 normal house cats. It does not allow any sort of control over the animals.

Hidden sword

If this sword is tucked behind a robe or cloak it will not be found by anyone searching for it other than the person that hid it there.

Ice diamond

This diamond is found submerged in crushed ice in a specially sealed box. If it is removed from the ice it will gradually change over the next minute until it resembles a grey pebble. If submerged in crushed ice again it will quickly return to its diamond appearance.

Lucky coin

A normal looking coin, which grants whoever holds it good luck for two hours when they rub it. Can be used once a day.

Magic 8 ball

This pure black sphere with an eight emblazoned on it will answer a yes or no question that's asked of it.

Pot of rainbows

Makes a rainbow sprout out of it when used, even indoors.

Quill of languages

Can write in any language you wish, however, anything you write will magically convert to Comic Sans.

Ring of invisibility

As the name suggests, a ring of invisibility. Can be used three times a day, and its effect lasts for one hour.

Wand of misplaced objects

Using the wand causes the target to become surrounded by golden orbs which spin around him. When they disappear, the target discovers all his items have been moved —his sword is back in its sheath, things in his pockets are in his backpack, his shoe is on his hand, etc.

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[s e v e n]

High Warlock of Ursuna​

I am the High Warlock of Ursuna. I believe most of you have already heard of me. If you don't, go ask someone.

Services include, and are not limited to:
☩ Implantation of a curse
☩ Tracking livings/non-livings
☩ Providing charms of all sort
☩ Information source
☩ Healing
☩ Further inquiries, contact me

Booking must be done at least a day prior to meeting. A spot is not guaranteed as I am most of the time busy. The price of the service is to be negotiated during the meeting. Serious customers only- I'm warning you. Further inquiries and booking can be done by the contact number below. If I am not around leave a message consisting of a summary of to problem, not more than 150 words or I won't be bothered to read. Address will be given after I confirm. If you have no business, please do not visit- unless you are clearly bored of living.

contact: xxx - xxxxxx (V. Mávros) ​