The Chronicler
The Flamethrower of Hate
Inspired by @Captain Gensokyo. Now that tastes lovely.
Describe what the avatar above you tastes like
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Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
You know, a lot of things taste like chicken if you cook them right.
Dredgen
The Purifier
Blueberry. Soft, sweet, though f***ing sour at the same time.
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Raku
Four Thousand Club
Death
Shadowfall
Freshly cut.
Like a crappy salad. Because bush monsters never taste good.
Oath__
Returning Member
Sweaty af, Probably slightly slimy too x.x
Shadowfall
Freshly cut.
Imagine a candy heart right? It's sweet, but in the middle of it is a piece of glass. Etched on the glass are two words, but you wouldn't notice it while swallowing, but the person who gave you the candy heart knows what it says, and kinda grins a little when you swallow. It says, "FUCK YOU."
The Chronicler
The Flamethrower of Hate
Tastes like weed... Mmmhhhhh
You know those days when you're really stressed with life and the ones who depend on you for food are really asking for something big and nice to eat?
And then being a lazy potato you decide to just pile a bunch of anything that's green and bread colored into a plate in the excuse of a sandwich. Then you realized you forgot to put the bread in the toaster so you shove the whole concoction into the microwave. Then it begins to smell like a fetal pig's intestines when you leave it out for three days. And then, finally, you get so annoyed you pour a ton of milk onto that green and bread and shove it in the blender, add a dash of salt, and make the most horrific, shit tasting kale smoothie in the world.
That is what @Exiled Ace's avatar tastes like.
And then being a lazy potato you decide to just pile a bunch of anything that's green and bread colored into a plate in the excuse of a sandwich. Then you realized you forgot to put the bread in the toaster so you shove the whole concoction into the microwave. Then it begins to smell like a fetal pig's intestines when you leave it out for three days. And then, finally, you get so annoyed you pour a ton of milk onto that green and bread and shove it in the blender, add a dash of salt, and make the most horrific, shit tasting kale smoothie in the world.
That is what @Exiled Ace's avatar tastes like.
Raku
Four Thousand Club
Anime
Ever taken a piece of aluminum and rubbed it hard against a Stainless Steel™ cheese grater? Now imagine you're doing that over this brand new fresh gardening starter kit you just bought, complete with half grown flowers. Lovely, right? Well, while you're too busy shredding up a pile of rust and metal, your retarded neighbor tosses his weeds over the fence and it lands on YOUR GARDENING KIT! Then you stand up to go confront the asshole, but your clumsy ass knocks over the water and fertilizer, both of which fall into your gardening kit!
Now you argued with the neighbor for nearly a solid hour, in which a rat managed to get in the weed concoction, strangle itself, and die by choking on your cheese grated metal bits! Now you go back to see this huge mess of invasive plants and decide to cook it cause your neighbor just fucked your gardening kit up.
You put it in his oven late at night, and leave it to cook. It explodes, his house explodes, and he explodes. You're finally happy, so you go to see his house. However, you trip and your face falls right into that gardening starter kit, which is now cooked to a crispy dark greenish-brown.
Imagine that taste. That is what @Reaper 1-1's avatar tastes like. Remember to add some sugar before consuming.
Now you argued with the neighbor for nearly a solid hour, in which a rat managed to get in the weed concoction, strangle itself, and die by choking on your cheese grated metal bits! Now you go back to see this huge mess of invasive plants and decide to cook it cause your neighbor just fucked your gardening kit up.
You put it in his oven late at night, and leave it to cook. It explodes, his house explodes, and he explodes. You're finally happy, so you go to see his house. However, you trip and your face falls right into that gardening starter kit, which is now cooked to a crispy dark greenish-brown.
Imagine that taste. That is what @Reaper 1-1's avatar tastes like. Remember to add some sugar before consuming.
The Outcast
Return of the King
rubber
The Chronicler
The Flamethrower of Hate
Like stone flesh
The Outcast
Return of the King
snake
Oath__
Returning Member
The Chronicler
The Flamethrower of Hate
I would've thought memes
Like black goo.
Like black goo.
Oath__
Returning Member
Tastes like...um...Black .V.
The Outcast
Return of the King
Long pig
Beebasaur
Probably Dead?
The Outcast
Return of the King
sin
Beebasaur
Probably Dead?
The Outcast
Return of the King
bones
Beebasaur
Probably Dead?
The Chronicler
The Flamethrower of Hate
orange
The Outcast
Return of the King
Eals
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