Create a story

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Alright here's a game called demons and angels Usually this is a drawing game but it works either way. So let's create a story. I'm gonna create a story and the person who responds after is going to either turn the story into a bad direction or a good direction it can be as silly as stupid as you want. But where taking turns. So AHEM. I'll make this good first





So one day a monkey named Albert Schweitzer was out on a walk with his pet banana and he met this pretty Monkey and they fell in love and moved in together with there pet banana. :∆

 

[Nokumi]

The lady monkey took advantage of Albert and used him. Ones she's used him up she dumped him and kicked him to the tree! Now Albert was homeless and no longer had a pet banana.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Oh no

Ok ok. Being homeless now he walked around to find a job but everywhere he applied to said no.because he was a monke and not human. But one day he found a Lottery ticket, and decided to enter it, two days later he won the lottery and he got a big house and a new pet banana. The pretty monkey is jealous now

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Lives in a nice tree. Branch....hole...? mansion?

 

[Nokumi]

The lady monkey was so jealous and was mad so she decided to claim he stole her lottery ticket and all of the money was rightfully hers. Albert's property and knocked on his...door? Tree? Asking if they can ask him a few questions about the lottery he turned in.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Mr Albert said sure and he.opened his ...hole door. Thing.
Figureing that his ex wife sent them here he simply said 'this lady was using me, and stole my pet banana'

Nod nod.

 

[Nokumi]

The cops glanced at each other and looked at Albert "do you have the deed to your pet banana? Also where did you get the lottery ticket?"

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Just then the police realised that lottery tickets don't have owner rights until they are officially cashed in, so they excused themselves and left Albert to his fortune. He used some of it to hire a PI to investigate his ex and found out that she was neglecting his poor banana. He took her to court and regained custody of his beloved pet. He has never been happier, or richer... Or more attractive.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Since His ex wife had still been jealous and upset that she didn't win her court case she went down the street and hired a shady Assassin to Kill Albert and his 2 pet bananas. The assassin made his way into Albert's home and Ate. The two bananas. Before moving on to Alberto

 

[Nokumi]

The two banana pets having been eaten were now poisoning the assassin because of how old they were. The assassin died before he could reach Alberto.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Poisoning the assassin he dropped dead and started smelling like crap. Cause yk decomposing body. Having that happen Albert smelled it in his sleep and started choking on the gross air. And uh. Having a heart attack because he's coughing too much

 

[Nokumi]

But then the smell broke a window from its wretched smell and all the foul smell went out the window so he could breath again. He survived the heart attack and felt better now.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Fu-

Ok the next day Albert woke up he had alot of eye crusties so he couldn't see. he got out of bed and tripped over the dead Assassin monke and fell down the stairs. He suffered head damage but lived. Going to the .kitchen he found a lemon the table. The lemon Said hello and with every word he spoke I spewed lemon juice into Albert's eyes

 

[Nokumi]

The lemon juice may have burned a little but it got rid of the crusties and he could see again! With that the lemon left.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Seeing the slight burning of the hello he left and came back with an army of lemons. Some where big some where small an even more sour. But They all started screaming and Splashing Lemon juice at his eyes. Making him go go blind.

 

[Nokumi]

With blindness he was Able to truly see! He saw the way and everything in known existence! He...he was the chosen one! He was the smartest monkey ever now! Monkey god has chosen him to deliver monkey kind to heaven! He also has powers now!

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

A-

How do i-




Being chosen by the gods there where now evil monkes who wanted his power, after only a week of being chosen he stumble across. A faint evil banana...but WITH BRUISES every child's worst nightmare of bananas! Tho it was sweet it looked gross and was ready to smash Albert to pEACES

 

[Nokumi]

But Albert used his powers to defeat the evil banana! The monkey people cheered as he just got rid of one of the biggest banana mafia bosses of all time! He was a hero!

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Wtf is this story??)

Albert hadgot so caught up that he got cocky and rude. Walking through the city one day he fell in a hole. It was a trap! It was a gateway to [dundundun] monke hell! Where There was Bad monkeys. Evil bananas. And Lemons! The gateway closed trapping him there And they all saw he was the chosen one and started to fight him!

 

[Nokumi]

He defeated everyone in monkey hell and learned his lesson. With that he was ones again too pure for hell and was spat out! Back on planet monkey he was!

 

[Vitch]

But the mokeys on planet monkey heard that he had become corrupt with power and went to monkey hell so when he came back, they rejected him, and the monkey police put him in monkey prison!

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Albert missing his poor bananas. He broke out of jail becoming a criminal! After that he went around the world and did good deeds while running away from the cops, Sending new monkys to heaven where they belong! Soon the police caught up to him after keeping records on all his good deeds they let him know hes no longer needed in jail and wants to be seen by the all mighty monke god!



Ahaha beat that you foul demons