2019 Writing Event Courier Six.

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It Was a cold night at goodsprings cemetery
Five khans and a snake in a suit trying to act scary
Had a man gagged with his hands bound
They pulled a sack off his head and He heard the sound

"You made your last delivery kid, sorry you got twisted up in this scene
But the game was rigged from the start"

After being buried with his fucking head shot
The body was dug up by a damn robot
Programmed to be a cowboy, a delightful joy I would employ
As afterwards he delivered courier six to my boy
in comes doc Mitchell
Not here to raise hell as I can tell
He patched up courier six well
Took out the fragments of lead from his head
And got him right as rain up out of the bed

Now six was mad but he was back at the start, so getting back to full strength was a matter of heart.
Armed with shit he was given straight as the light hit his eye
His vision adjusted he put on lightweight leather armour and said...
"Now they die"
They first ment poisonous cazadores
After running north away from deathclaws
The first target was a raider with "love and hate"
Some spiked knuckles that make unarmed users feel great
This led Mr six back to goodsprings
Where he killed powder gangers flies and some other things

Running towards Vegas with murder on his mind
Courier Six ran north to find
A similar kind..

A fiend named cook cook who was a massive sook sook
As he blew up all the Brahmin and fiends with dynamite,
in the dead of night.
Took the weapons and the head of the crook named cook cook,
And received some money and fame which was obejectivly
"off the hook"

Courier Six broke bones and bought doctor bags,
Courier Six sold guns, drugs, dog tags....
Courier Six murdered all that stood in his way
Courier six never had a voice actor
(And that is ok.)

Courier Six soon met the snake with the gun the one,
Who shot him in the head for plans and fun
With all of his bodyguards benny turns to mush
Tries to scoot courier six away all hush hush
But the great khans from before had a story in store
That Benny would lie and cheat for sure
Six said "You and me right now alone in that VIP room"
Benny agreed but didn't foresee his doom
As Benny sat down six pulled out Chance’s knife
"From where your sitting? I can now take your life"
Benny had no words he was stuck in animation
As courier six performed a fancy move sealing his damnation
Six walked out but it took him a bit
As six walked out carrying all of the shit
A gun and alcohol a brand new suit
Plus broke the casino to boot
Gambling with with ten luck this schmuck in his sexy sleepwear without a care making all the strip stare,
He's famous in freeside so all of them beware that blank stare that might be a glare
As members of the kings often give him stuff on a whim
"Hey you been helping out, the king wants you to have this thank him"
"Six caps or bits of squirrel, gee thanks"
Six only eradicated crime. theres need to break banks.

Alot came next and it happened quick
Caeser came calling but he's a dick
The ncr wanna go quite far
Take Vegas from house and use six for that gain
But six has his own plan that would cause disdain
Indepedent Vegas with a army upgraded
With tribes of his choosing remaining or degraded
Cannibals that dress fancy, a tribe named the white glove
But in six's vision of Vegas the taboo gets no love
Those who ate human flesh soon found it to be a choice to regret
As courier six left them in the carpets, bloody chunks, wet.

The khans were allowed to leave, six killed Caesar with the help of boon
That man shot everything so it became known soon
That a sniper and a courier had taken the fort
Where the ncr had come up short
Two men killed a army of legion
The slaves stayed put as there was no option to free them.
Boomers joined the battle of Hoover dam
The enclave remnants also wanted to jam
The battle was won by a man in the mix
A man doing his job, a man called courier Six
 
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I wrote this on my phone late at night so some edits may occur aha

Also not sure if punctuation is needed as it’s meant to be sung/rapped
 

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