Corrupt a Wish

[ViciousVip3R]

Shit

Granted, but none of the people are spooked

What's your wish tho?

I wish that you had a wish.

 

[AnimeGenork]

What's your wish tho?

I wish that you had a wish.

Granted but it was spoken inside my mind

(I am so sorry to everyone for being a dumbass by the way)

I wish I could always have my roommate trim my hair like she just did

 

[VyotteVylicious]

Granted, but your hair will never grow back.

I wish to end world hunger.

 

[dazzling]

Granted, but everyone permanently loses all sense of taste.

I wish that I could draw in any style I wanted (bruh talk about unrealistic dreams?)

 

[XanesFox]

Granted but you could only draw with crayons and everyone will think you traced it off someone else.

(Man I feel you though. I wish I could draw like most of my friends can xD )

I wish I had the power to bring any and all videogame character into our world.

 

[VyotteVylicious]

Granted, but they would all be turned inside out.

I wish to never grow old.

 

[XanesFox]

Granted but everyone else you love will perish in 3 years.

I wish I could speak all languages

 

[underuninterested]

Granted but you sound like the Siri example for whichever language you speak.

I wish I could play every instrument

 

[XanesFox]

Granted but you will never sound any better than a 5th grader first starting out with said instrument.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[underuninterested]

Granted but it will smell like fish pee and seaweed.

I wish I could be good at school

 

[XanesFox]

Granted but your knowledge knows no bounds and it drives you insane.

I wish I could teleport into video games and live their lives whenever I wanted xD

 

[Superfly47]

That sounds cool, but whenever you jump into the video game characters, they jump into your real life and control of your own body.

 

[underuninterested]

Your wish?

 

[Superfly47]

Oh, forgot. I wish to make animals talk.

 

[Gunnhildr]

Oh, forgot. I wish to make animals talk.

Granted.

But then you will be stuck with them talking about humans wrongdoings on them.

I wish I could play a violin.

 

[XanesFox]

Grabted but all the music youd be able to play is country fiddle.

Superfly47 oh god no I do not want any of the characters I play in games to be inside my body Dx games like borderlands and dbd would be bad >.>

I wish I could tell what babies were babbling about so I could get them what they wanted

 

[underuninterested]

Granted, but in turn, people think you are insane.

I wish I could sing in every range

 

[XanesFox]

Ya know what wish granted! However you now will suffer through crippling bipolar depression with seething impenent rage. Making it impossible to find a singing group that will enjoy your company.

I wish to know how I died so I can avoid doing that activity as long as possible.

 

[Superfly47]

You die bathing so you avoid bathing in an attempt to live forever, but you get increasingly dirty. Eventually the towns people get sick of your stench and throw you into the shower where you hit your head and die.

I wish I could ride on a flying cow.

 

[underuninterested]

Granted, but the cow would fly to the moon and you would suffocate.

I wish I could understand my dog

 

[AnimeGenork]

Granted but now you can't understand anyone else anymore

I wish the new Fruits Basket season would come sooner than 2020 ;-;

 

[Gunnhildr]

Granted but now you can't understand anyone else anymore

I wish the new Fruits Basket season would come sooner than 2020 ;-;

Granted. But you will watch it with the poorest quality.

I wish I can cook.

 

[Superfly47]

You can cook, but you become a slave to a giant ogre that forces you to cook amazing food all day long that only he eats and you eat dog food.

I wish I could control the wind.

 

[underuninterested]

Granted, but whenever you sneeze it causes a random hurricane to appear and devastate hundreds.

I wish I could control minds.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, but whenever you sneeze it causes a random hurricane to appear and devastate hundreds.

I wish I could control minds.

Granted, the only controls you have are to turn them on or off. But you don't really get the chance to use the on function much since there are very few brain-dead people kept on life support.

I wish I could control the flow of time, just by thinking of the desired speed in my mind.