Corrupt a Wish

[4eyedintrovert]

Granted, it's Yubaba from Spirited Away.

I wish I could write and publish a book

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, it's Yubaba from Spirited Away.

I wish I could write and publish a book

F*ck!

Granted, but it never gets purchased.

I wish for a Legendary Weapon

 

[Lord Food Person]

Granted, but the legendary weapon loses its legendary status within five seconds of being in contact with you, and it becomes a common weapon instead.

I wish to be loved by all.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Your wish worked a little too well, and a bunch of octopuses perform Doujin sex will you.

I wish to die!

 

[Lord Food Person]

Granted! But turns out, you had a few more lives and you respawn back at your last checkpoint. The Saga continues.

I wish for a happy life.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but a jealous person kills you for your good life.

I wish to be a manga artist

 

[4eyedintrovert]

Granted, but you can only draw sonichu

I wish I could meet my fav author

 

[Jitterbug]

Granted, but it turns out they stole everything he ever used from their little sister, who has asked you to help stop the plagiarism.

I want to be super fit. Like, running marathons in record time fit. ​

 

[4eyedintrovert]

Granted, but you have to fight the world's strongest man.

I wish I could stay focused and stop procrastinating on my writing.

 

[Lord Food Person]

Granted, but all you can write about is procrastinating and losing focus.

I wish I could to be able to eat and enjoy any food I want without any health consequences

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but the food never gets brought to you, because the server always contaminates it with his sneezes and coughs.

I wish to be a super hero

 

[4eyedintrovert]

Granted


I wish I could read all the books.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Okay, but once you read them all,

Omaewamou Shindeiru

I wish to be loved on by 1000 Pomeranian puppies!

 

[4eyedintrovert]

If I die, I die happy.

Granted, but you are impregnated my 1000 Pomeranian puppies

I wish YouTubers knew how to make a playlist.

 

[Toivoajarakkaus]

Granted, but they will buffer all the time.

I wish I didn't have insomnia

 

[RelicFire]

Granted! You now have the Sleeping Curse and can't be waken until True Love's Kiss.

I wish I had a pickup truck

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Granted, but turns out it's a Hotwheels toy truck.

I wish.

 

[FoolsErin]

You get sucked into limbo for your lack of specification on what you were wishing for.

I wish for a soft pretzel.

 

[RelicFire]

Granted, but it's soft because it's soggy...

I wish I was at home in my PJs right now.

 

[VyotteVylicious]

Granted, but the home is a cardboard box.

I wish to know what it feels like....

 

[AnimeGenork]

Granted, now you know what EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE 24/7/365

I wish Robert Pattinson wasn't going to be the next Batman XD

 

[VyotteVylicious]

Granted, but it will be Justin Bieber instead and it will be a musical.

I wish to unwish my first wish.

 

[AnimeGenork]

Granted, but it will be Justin Bieber instead and it will be a musical.

I want to see a Batman musical now HOW COULD YOU

I wish to unwish my first wish.

Granted... but now you can't unwish your other wishes.

I wish the Nightwing movie would come out NOW.

 

[LadybirdMooch]

oops it got cancELED

i hope i get hired to spook people-

 

[AnimeGenork]

oops it got cancELED

i hope i get hired to spook people-

Shit

Granted, but none of the people are spooked