Corrupt a Wish

The world imploded on itself.

Your wish has been granted. In return, your existence on this internet is also false.

I wish my professor would make sense.
 
Your wish is granted, but you will not make sense to your professor instead.

I wish I was a butterfly that wishes it was human.
 
Poof! You're a butterfly that wishes it was human. Oops, now you're stuck on a spider web. Oh! Look at that. The spider is crawling to you. I think it likes you.

I wish my professor is a little more structured with her class.

(Same professor from the last time, the source of my frustration as of late)
 
Granted, but their sanity is gone a few days afterwards

I wish everyone loved me..
 
Good for you. Everyone loves you so much the fighting over you is destroying the world.

I wish I had friends.
(I do but this is for fun)
 
You have friends but they're not close friends and you can't have a best friend.

I wish I could juggle.
 
You can finally juggle. However, you were cursed to only juggle porcupines.

I wish my table was square, not round.
 
Granted, but all chairs are round now and they don't match with the table.

I wish it was summer now.
 
Your dead. The best way to get rid of pain.

I wish my school wasn’t filled with sociopaths.
 
Granted but now its filled with psychopaths

I wish I could be a sadistic god
 
Granted, your feet are now lava. Enjoy all the bonuses your molten foot can bring.

I wish I had a better sleeping pattern
 
Granted, now you have two 4 hours sleeping period that happens in the morning and night, effectively making you unemployable to many companies due to working hours for both day and night shifts.

I wish I’m not knee deep in crippling debt
 
You are feet deep in crippling debt.

I wish people would be active on the RP portion of this site
 
Granted, but the RP’s are fandoms and other stuff that doesn’t interest you

I wish I my girlfriend was with me
 
Granted but it's replaced with constant nausea

I wish my rp partners would reply soon
 
Granted, but all verbs are replaced with "jumping"

I wish I had a bowl of pasta
 
granted, but it always has toppings you don't like or are allergic to

i wish Netflx would stop giving me Error Code U7361-1255-C00D7185
 

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