Corrupt a Wish

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But being a baby the only thing that you can currently say is 'voogle', however you pronounce it.

 

[Virus]

I wish I had the ability to form holograms anywhere

 

[SnapePotions34]

Granted, but if it's of a person, it's hairless and naked. If it's of an animal, it's just hairless. If it's of an object, it's immediately turned into a big green ball of slime.

I wish I had a cupcake.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted but 70% of your cupcake is the tasteless brand of sprinkles.

I wish I had better wifi.

 

[SnapePotions34]

Granted, but you have to pay some guy who lives in Uzbekistan a million dollars a week in-person to use it. Good luck.

I wish to be able to animate.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted but any app that you decide to use both an ad pops up every 5 seconds of use and it crashes, losing any and all progress you made every 2 hours of use. good luck.

I wish that all the socks I put in both the wash and dryer is the same amount I get out of it. Otherwise, I wish my dad's lawnmoar could fly.

 

[Araellion]

Granted, your socks are now safe, but the dryer has decided to eat other items of clothing instead. Also, the lawnmower is now able to fly, but it only hovers a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to get people's hair stuck in the rotating blades.

I wish that sport no longer exists.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But because sports no longer exist people get muscle by using their talents on music, art, etc. and if you use them to much you will get buff.

I wish I had an infinite supply of milk. Like, a jug that just keeps on filling up with milk. Precious, delicious milk.

 

[Venchi1986]

Granted, the jug quickly over fills and the milk ends up covering not only the entire planet but eventually the entire universe. Every single living creature drowns.

I wish that I was able to let go of the yearly stress caused by the fact that I heard I needed chemo on July 10 2013 literally two days before my birthday

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. You are no longer able to feel stress and everything that happens just makes you happier. And happier. AND HAPPIER YET.

I wish MuahahahahaAhAHHAHAHAHHAAhahahahaaAAaahaHahAhAAHAAAAAAAAAhAAAAAAAAA. With a chocolate dipped vanilla ice cream.

 

[SnapePotions34]

Granted. The chocolate is poisonous. And so is the ice cream. And the cone. In fact, every ice cream cone, ice cream, and chocolate is poisonous now.

I wish for a lion that won't attack me and that I can command to attack people without the terrible consequences.

 

[Deredere]

Granted, the lion doesn't attack another but you have a sudden feeling you did a bad thing by having a lion in your possession and how someone took that lion away from its home.

I wish I had the biggest stuffed fluffy deer ever.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But that deer comes awake every night, seeking revenge for your too-tight-hugginess and knows where you keep the kitchen knives (in the kitchen, whoa.)

I wish my twin was here. I miss him.

 

[SnapePotions34]

Granted. He's dead.

I wish for the US to remake connections with WHO.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

...he was already dead. Granted. But now no one, including you, knows what WHO is.

I wish my twin was here. And alive, thnx.

 

[SnapePotions34]

Granted. He hates you.

I wish for the president of the US to die and Biden to take over.

 

[Deredere]

Granted, but Biden is only slightly better than Trump (That's my hottake.)

I wish I had a living twin that loves me.

 

[SnapePotions34]

Honestly, anything that's better than Trump is good right now. Granted. But they only love you on Tuesdays at 5:00 PM exactly when you're in Uzbekistan.

I wish for strawberry ice cream that is unaffected by my effect of the vanilla ice cream wish.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But your twin now mistakes you for a lamp, wherever you are. Different types of lamps depending on the atmosphere, actually. Look on the bright side, they love both you and lamps.

I wish I hate a skeleton cat that loves me.

 

[Deredere]

(Better than I hoped, but how are they going to turn me on?)
Granted, you hate it soo much you get rid of the skeleton cat

I wish my family wasn't homophobic.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. Your family is not homophobic but now they all start dating plants and animals.

I wish that thing in the forest would stop looking at me weird.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

Granted. The forest has stopped looking at you weird, but now it’s roots keep trying to flirt with you

I wish RandomDiscordman022 would finally die(not rly tho, check out last person to post is the winner and you’ll see what I mean8

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. Not only is he dead but you now also have lifetime's worth of cookies. Any flavor.

I wish, I too, could have a chocolate chip cookie.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

Granted, but now chocolate chips tastes like raisins to you

I wish I was mr beast

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Granted. But you gave away all your money to charity and random people so your poor now.

I wish to flirt back at the roots. Maybe even have the courage to ask the on a date?? Idk.