Corrupt a Wish

[- insignificant creator -]

Granted, but no one no longer understands any of those three languages.
I wish to win a talent show.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

You win, but then you have to eat the judges foot fungus.

I wanna die.

 

[Superfly47]

Everyone thinks you died, but it turns out it was just a coma and you come out of it fine in a week, except that you are in a coffin ten feet underground.

I wish to start a forrest fire.

 

[Shiyonichi]

Granted, but Smokey the Bear beats the shit out of you first.

I wish to become a god!

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, but Giant Pikachu reads right to left, so you become a dog.

I wish to be the best dancing Pikachu ever!

 

[Tink]

Congrats, Pikachu died of dehydration from being stuck in a loop of dancing

I wish I could travel into another dimension

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, but your body arrives in a wall. Half your body in one room, half in the other.

I wish I could bake cakes with my mind.

Tink Dying from too much dancing is how Pikachu would want to go out.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Granted but they suck

I wish that I could die and you’re not allowed to corrupt it

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, I don't have to corrupt it since everyone will eventually die.

I wish I could skateboard.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Granted but they were in Joeys world Tour belly button


I wish for a bunch of money so I can get that surgery that I want.

 

[NecromancerNight]

Granted, but after the surgery, the surgeon injected a mystery sereum into you, which turns you into a goop of slime that will painfully melt away if in contact with sunlight, dirt, oxygen, or water.

I wish I can create a paradox.

 

[Raynar Saassin]

Granted, but everyone will know about it and what you do in it.

I wish for the ability to write Magic Spells.

 

[NecromancerNight]

Granted, but each letter written will shorten your lifespan by a decade, and the spells are at least 20 letters long.

I wish my mom can marry someone rich.

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, but the guy's name is Richard, Rich for short, and he is very poor.

I wish cows could fly.

 

[NecromancerNight]

Granted, but you'll be in a world where bird are called "cows".

I wish dogs are naturally pink.

 

[proiettile]

Granted, now dogs no longer have hair. At all.

I wish that I had multiple arms.

 

[NecromancerNight]

Granted, but there are no muscle or bone in all of your arms.

I wish I can be good at math.

 

[proiettile]

Granted, but you're absolutely unchallenged by doing simple addition. Amazing!

I wish that I could have my sense of smell back.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Granted, but all you smell is through your arm.

I wish I could have been born a cis guy.

 

[GreedyBoy]

Granted! Now every social justice warrior thinks you are scum.
I wish I led that aesthetic lifestyle y’know?​

 

[Mr. Sparks]

;-; granted but you’re a soft girl

I wish to be in Texas right now with JJ and nothing wrong can happen ansndjdjd

 

[GreedyBoy]

NOOOO BRO WTF NOOOO SOFT SHIT AINT MY VIBE
Well ur in texas...nothing to corrupt there. Already done
I wish I was literally a badass​

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Sorry bro

 

[GreedyBoy]

Also now I got black parade stuck in my head cos of your profile pic. My 12 year old emo self has been awakened.​

 

[Mr. Sparks]

I’m always my 16 year old emo self also it’s frickin snowing