Corrupt a Wish

[ShifterOfShapes]

People murder everyone you love. A lawyer will do you no good.

I wish I were an animé villain.

 

[GreedyBoy]

Wish granted! You’re killed off in the first episode and the fandom hates you.

I wish my insomnia was gone.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You never wake up again. Sweet dreams, my chum.

I wish I had glasses like Colress.

 

[GreedyBoy]

Wish granted. They shine so bright you can’t see.

I wish I was dead

 

[Shiyonichi]

Wish Granted... Now you will never reach the truth!



MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

I wish I can fly.

 

[Superfly47]

You can fly, but you fly straight into a hornets nest and get stuck.

I wish I could read Chinese.

 

[SomebodyElse]

I wish for my wish to be corrupted by the person below me as per rules.

 

[Shiyonichi]

You can read Chinese, but it’s Chinese of an alternate timeline and completely incompatible with the Chinese of your timeline.

I wish I can live on another planet.

 

[5cookie]

Granted, but the planet has no atmosphere and you die due to the lack of oxygen.

I wish I could have more points (website currency) on my Deviantart account.

 

[ParallelMary]

Granted, but your account has been hacked and the password changed.

I wish I was Canadian.

 

[Kaztastrophe]

Granted but you have a serious disease that will kill you in a month without treatment. With the shitty Canadian socialist health care system it will take you more than a month to see someone who can do anything about it.

I wish for the sun to expand ten thousand percent. Thus meaning the end of the Earth.

 

[Shiyonichi]

Wish granted, but the people of Earth suddenly advance technology by centuries and they escape the Earth and set course for a planet exactly like Earth and name it Earth II. They also find out that you were the one who wished for the Sun to expand and toss you into a pod and jettison you into the expanding sun as they leave.

I wish for everyone in the world to develop superpowers.

 

[5cookie]

Granted, but they’re really crappy. The most powerful power out there now is “potato shooting out of hands”

I wish I could understand Pokémon (with the cards)

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You do. Your favorite cards are banned and rotated out of the league.

I wish my Ghetsis card would get unbanned.

 

[defenderofberk]

It gets unbanned, but you never remember your login details.

I want my profile pic as a pet

 

[Shiyonichi]

Enjoy your new pet, your profile picture.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Superfly47]

You get World Peace as everyone dies in Zombie Apocalypse and aftermath. The aftermath being in a month of all humans dying or becoming Zombie, all Zombies die too for no humans to eat on.

I wish to be actual character in Skyrim.

 

[Shiyonichi]

Granted, you are now the new Lokir.

I wish I had bar of solid gold.

 

[laceanddoodles]

Granted, but the price of gold plummets and it’s rendered worthless

I wish I was taller

 

[Yamperzzz]

Granted, but you're now 20 feet tall.

I wish I could swim in lava unscathed.

 

[- insignificant creator -]

granted, but one day you swim in the lava of a volcano that erupts and yeets you into space.

i wish i had some actual brains.

 

[Shiyonichi]

Unfortunately, due to having no actual brains you can’t make a wish in the first place.

I wish to rule the world.

 

[LadybirdMooch]

Granted, but it was only for a couple seconds before your assassination.

I wish to be good at professional make up.

 

[stillalive]

Granted, but you can only do one distinctive clown make-up look.

I wish my dirty dishes cleaned themselves.

 

[Strawberry Creme]

Granted, but you can only do one distinctive clown make-up look.

I wish my dirty dishes cleaned themselves.

Granted, BUT they're always stacked when they're still wet so they end up getting a little musty

I wish that I was trilingual ​