Corrupt a Wish

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted. But you no longer can be in darkness, else you will die.

(What's your wish?)

 

[ConnorRK800]

(What's your wish?)

Fixed it. So sorry about that.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Granted. But you no longer can be in darkness, else you will die.

I wish I were actually tall.

Granted, but you are unsteady and prone to being blown or knocked over easily.

I wish I was out of this goddamn wedding dance sipping a 3 year old 118 proof cask strength rye whiskey in the hotel room in basketball shorts and a wife beater while watching TV.

 

[jazzy persimmon]

Granted, but you're watching Mamma Mia on repeat

I wish I could travel more often

 

[Tanya Degurechaff]

Granted, but you're watching Mamma Mia on repeat

I wish I could travel more often

Granted, but you have to pay ludicrous expenses every time you do.

I wish I was a terrible protag that dies episode one.

 

[ConnorRK800]

Granted, but you come back at least twice every season... in a 15 season long series.

I wish I could actually get some good sleep.

 

[DoomyGloom]

Granted. You die. The bliss of death is the ultimate sleep.

I wish for everyone to hate me.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, everyone hates you but now everyone will also wink at you to express their hatred.

I wish for ramen.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Granted, but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish for my room to magically become clean.

 

[Daric J Fender]

Granted, except now it's empty.

I wish I could have safe sex every day with a really hot woman.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Granted, but you're always the last one...

I wish that I could have nearly perfect knowledge of my town's street layout and areas

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, a map of your town is seared directly onto your pupil, allowing near perfect knowledge of the town's layout and areas.

I wish that the Vietnam War never happened.

 

[Daric J Fender]

Granted, it wasn't a war. Vietnam took over the world without any form of resistance.

I wish I could do bad things without consequences.

 

[jazzy persimmon]

Granted, but the people you love face the consequences you were supposed to face.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Granted, but you quickly get tired and plummet to the ground.

I wish I could be the perfect RPer

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Granted. However, you must forfeit your arms for wings.

I wish for the resurrection of the British Empire in all its former glory.

 

[TheFatherofSniping]

granted but the lovely Americans ruin it all, again.

I wish that my next wish doesn't come true

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but every wish after your next wish will be granted then ruined.

I wish teleportation existed.

 

[wdinatx]

But you can’t control where you go.

I wish I could have a thousand genies.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but these genies will ruin your life.

I wish I had no school tomorrow.

 

[TheFatherofSniping]

granted but now you are homeschooled

i wish i had two wishes

 

[BluDaBaDee]

Granted, but both wishes must be the same.

I wish that tomorrow happened today.

 

[DreamBeat]

Tomorrow has happened today! What was supposed to happen today will happen tomorrow.

I wish I could magic myself clean.

 

[wdinatx]

But your skin comes off too.

I wish I could be a important character in a fictional world.

 

[DreamBeat]

Um, ew...

Congratulations! You are a very important character in the fictional world. Your character is destined to be a sacrifice to the gods so that the world is not destroyed!

I wish that my project finishes itself.