Continue the Story, One Sentence at a Time

[Corrosion]

Titles says it all. Doesn't matter how long, as long as it's a complete sentence, it's fine.

A long time ago, in a faraway land, there lived a princess, beautiful as she was.

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

Her name was Princess Legoshoe, and her evil stepfather, Lord Birdhelm, locked her in a massive cage.

 

[uwupolice]

Spending all this time in a cage, she thought of herself as a bird.

 

[Golden Solitaire]

She wanted to be free like the others she had seen fly through the trees.

 

[ephemeral.]

Princess Legoshoe even learned bird language as it's easy to learn
when you yourself are a bird, ..but no matter how many times she
cawed at the birds to help, ...........they never stopped to assist and
teach her the art of flying.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Until one day, Prince Birdman arrived, with the intent to both court Princess Legoshoe and teach her to fly like she so desperately desired.

 

[zenpangolin]

Prince Birdman had taken a single feather from every bird in the sky and woven a pair of artificial wings to give to Princess Legoshoe.

 

[The Hero]

But, the princess soon learned she was allergic to feathers.

 

[h2h0e]

Well, only artificial feathers.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Because, as fate would have it, the feathers that Prince Birdman had collected were from artificial birds, planted by some unknown entity as a means of spying on the populace.

 

[Shotgunpenguin]

Unfortunately for our two characters the princesses father caught wind of this gift and conspired to have the wings replaced with wings made of real feathers that he kept around for some reason

 

[capMARVELOUS]

And so, in the dead of night, Lord Birdhelm sent his trusted feather-replacer-er Mister Bombastic to Princess Legoshoe's room with a sack full of very real, very small feathers.

 

[h2h0e]

"This won't be enough!" Princess Legoshoe exclaimed.

 

[Chimney Swift]

"Oy, vey! Just trust me for a second, will ya?" Retorted Prince Birdman, proceeding to fashion the feathers into a large and ornate boa.

 

[h2h0e]

"They are supposed to be WINGS," she replied.

 

[. l e m o n c h i l d .]

But then, a strange man in a tight golden suit appeared. "Hello my children." He said with a small, retarded smile

 

[h2h0e]

Um, said the narrator.

 

[cyka of blyat the XVI]

"We really are fucked in this one." The narrator stands up and leaves, while a new, ominous looking one sits down and grabs the story papers.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The new, ominous narrator decided to continue working with what previously happened; he made the man in the tight golden suit say, "I am here to take you on a journey."

 

[h2h0e]

Princess Legoshoe's expression changed to one along the lines of What the fuck?!

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Then a massive thunder of dragons appeared, doing what dragons do. They breathed fire, stole treasure and left very unsavory reviews online

 

[The Hero]

Only destruction was left in the dragons' wake, and everyone died except Princess Legoshoe.

 

[h2h0e]

Her WTF expression intensified.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Then she decided to take action to rebuild her kingdom.

 

[h2h0e]

But then she changed her mind, cause she is a lazy bum.