ChimpMan
Tree'O Champion
"Hmm not good. Not good at all." Sarutobi said, muttering to himself solemnly while watching the scene unfold before him.
"Last chance! Open up!" Bellowed an abnormally large and grotesque demon. Round belly, boogly-eyed, murky green skin and perfectly yellow teeth. He/it(?) stood firmly in the center of a street, behind him were a platoon of demon soldiers standing single file. 'Of course, the uglier they are the higher-up they are. This must make him a general of sorts' thought the Chimp-Man speculatively, rubbing his chin. He stood upon a hill looking down on the situation from behind the general and his lackies. In front of them stood a large spherical building half-beneath ground with a sleek shine to it. One of the disaster Shelter's for city-5.
"I didn't hear em' did you boys?" The demon's lackies shouted "NO!" mischievously. "If you ask me that's pretty rude don't you think? I think rudeness ought' to be punished. If they don't want to come and say hi, maybe we should go to them and say hi!" It was a loaded scenario, Sarutobi knew. The demon was shouting for them to come out from their hiding place so he could kill them. Of course, they wouldn't so he would just use it as an excuse to breakdown the building and kill them. Not that they even needed an excuse. 'So he's playing with his food hmm?' Sarutobi began to think. 'But come to think of it, why is it aliens and demons always seem to speak our language? It just makes no-'
"THAT'S IT! Lets go get em!" Roared the fat demon.
'-Crap!'.
Panicked shouts of alarm and terror could be heard from within the disaster shelter. The demons were practically licking their lips during their charge at the building.
"OI!" Said a voice crying out from behind the charge. Suddenly all the demons paused mid-run. The demon general had a confused and incredulous look about his face. Intrigued he held a hand up, calling all his troops to a halt before spinning on one foot to see who dared shout at him. Great general of Demon Prince Kyon's army. "Yeaaa' I'm talkin to you, chubster!" Said Chimp-Man pointing right at the general.
"You dare address me, Puddin' great maiden of Prince Kyon's army in such a way?!"
"Oh **** you're a woman?!"
By now all the jaws of the demons had dropped. The great general Puddin was speechless.
"More like 'Mrs too much Puddin' ya know what I'm saying?" Finished Sarutobi laughing nervously. By now the demons had all but forgot the demon shelter as all their attention was focused like a hot, focused laser, straight at Chimp-Man. 'Okaaay. Good news and bad news. Good news: The plan worked. Bad news:... The plan worked.' Thought Sarutobi looking back at general Puddin. Her eyes now a reflection of a raging inferno.
An eerie quiet took place in the street. Pure silence aside from Sarutobi gulping. The demon must've been a tiger-level threat by herself. He had no chance. Puddin' made her slow walk towards the Chimp-Man. Her lackies stayed rooted where they stood, watching wide-eyed. Somehow that made Sarutobi even more scared. Demon fingers flexed revealing the large, sharp claws in place of finger nails.
Time to fight. Sarutobi would make the first move. Sprinting as fast as he could, he ran jumped and punched Puddin square in the nose. It worked. Except Puddin wasn't moved. Not even an inch. Sarutobi's fist slid pathetically off of her face and there she stood just looking down over him like a severely annoyed tower. For a moment there was no movement, nothing. Then Chimp-Man took a front-kick to the chest which sent him flying across the street, straight into a car. Almost through it, creating a Chimp-Man sized dent in the car door. Sarutobi was physically stuck. Then three chunky, green arms lifted him by his throat. No- not three. He was just seeing triple. 'Great.' Then Puddin flung him across the street into a street-light, making the whole light bend in half and collapse. If not for his slightly enhanced durability, that might've broke his back. The next few moments were a blur. Sarutobi's vision blackening out as he was ragdolled around. Onlookers from within the disaster shelter looked on scared, their hopes of saving, destroyed.
"Stupid Monkey." Roared Puddin, kicking Chimp-Man across the side-walk.
"You think you've achieved anything?!" Another kick sent Sarutobi howling in pain as he lay flat on his back, legs and arms spread out. "You could never hope to beat me. You spared these puny humans another minute of life but only delayed them the inevitable. It's- it's... stupid, foolish and naive."
"M-maybe. Maybe it is." Sarutobi allowed, with a smile of content.
"But that's what a hero is!"
Puddin just looked down at the Monkey-Man wide-eyed, amazed he would even dare- even be able to speak up. "Goodbye stupid monkey." She said, raising one of her scaly, stumpy legs to stomp on him for the last time. Chimp-Man closed his eyes. Accepting his end-
-His eyes shot open. Wide. Alert. Inhuman. Now glowing a shining emerald green.
A thunderous boom burst through the whole street. One minute Puddin was there. The next she was sent smashing through 10 city blocks, the sound of glash windows shattering with every building she hit, each smash being quieter and quieter until it was off into the distance. Then silence once more. Sarutobi's eyes reverted back to their regular brown shade and he suddenly came back, finding himself staring at his leg raised 90 degrees above him, stained with green demon blood. Blinking at the site he looked left and right. "The hell just happened?"
Two demons looked at each other. Then they ran for their lives, screaming as they did. The rest of the entire platoon followed immediately after. They didn't need to check Puddin's remains (Or lack of - save a puddle of blood and an eyeball) to know she was a goner.
The people within the shelter erupted with applause and cheers. Sarutobi was still staring at his blood-stained foot. "THE HELL?!"
"Last chance! Open up!" Bellowed an abnormally large and grotesque demon. Round belly, boogly-eyed, murky green skin and perfectly yellow teeth. He/it(?) stood firmly in the center of a street, behind him were a platoon of demon soldiers standing single file. 'Of course, the uglier they are the higher-up they are. This must make him a general of sorts' thought the Chimp-Man speculatively, rubbing his chin. He stood upon a hill looking down on the situation from behind the general and his lackies. In front of them stood a large spherical building half-beneath ground with a sleek shine to it. One of the disaster Shelter's for city-5.
"I didn't hear em' did you boys?" The demon's lackies shouted "NO!" mischievously. "If you ask me that's pretty rude don't you think? I think rudeness ought' to be punished. If they don't want to come and say hi, maybe we should go to them and say hi!" It was a loaded scenario, Sarutobi knew. The demon was shouting for them to come out from their hiding place so he could kill them. Of course, they wouldn't so he would just use it as an excuse to breakdown the building and kill them. Not that they even needed an excuse. 'So he's playing with his food hmm?' Sarutobi began to think. 'But come to think of it, why is it aliens and demons always seem to speak our language? It just makes no-'
"THAT'S IT! Lets go get em!" Roared the fat demon.
'-Crap!'.
Panicked shouts of alarm and terror could be heard from within the disaster shelter. The demons were practically licking their lips during their charge at the building.
"OI!" Said a voice crying out from behind the charge. Suddenly all the demons paused mid-run. The demon general had a confused and incredulous look about his face. Intrigued he held a hand up, calling all his troops to a halt before spinning on one foot to see who dared shout at him. Great general of Demon Prince Kyon's army. "Yeaaa' I'm talkin to you, chubster!" Said Chimp-Man pointing right at the general.
"You dare address me, Puddin' great maiden of Prince Kyon's army in such a way?!"
"Oh **** you're a woman?!"
By now all the jaws of the demons had dropped. The great general Puddin was speechless.
"More like 'Mrs too much Puddin' ya know what I'm saying?" Finished Sarutobi laughing nervously. By now the demons had all but forgot the demon shelter as all their attention was focused like a hot, focused laser, straight at Chimp-Man. 'Okaaay. Good news and bad news. Good news: The plan worked. Bad news:... The plan worked.' Thought Sarutobi looking back at general Puddin. Her eyes now a reflection of a raging inferno.
An eerie quiet took place in the street. Pure silence aside from Sarutobi gulping. The demon must've been a tiger-level threat by herself. He had no chance. Puddin' made her slow walk towards the Chimp-Man. Her lackies stayed rooted where they stood, watching wide-eyed. Somehow that made Sarutobi even more scared. Demon fingers flexed revealing the large, sharp claws in place of finger nails.
Time to fight. Sarutobi would make the first move. Sprinting as fast as he could, he ran jumped and punched Puddin square in the nose. It worked. Except Puddin wasn't moved. Not even an inch. Sarutobi's fist slid pathetically off of her face and there she stood just looking down over him like a severely annoyed tower. For a moment there was no movement, nothing. Then Chimp-Man took a front-kick to the chest which sent him flying across the street, straight into a car. Almost through it, creating a Chimp-Man sized dent in the car door. Sarutobi was physically stuck. Then three chunky, green arms lifted him by his throat. No- not three. He was just seeing triple. 'Great.' Then Puddin flung him across the street into a street-light, making the whole light bend in half and collapse. If not for his slightly enhanced durability, that might've broke his back. The next few moments were a blur. Sarutobi's vision blackening out as he was ragdolled around. Onlookers from within the disaster shelter looked on scared, their hopes of saving, destroyed.
"Stupid Monkey." Roared Puddin, kicking Chimp-Man across the side-walk.
"You think you've achieved anything?!" Another kick sent Sarutobi howling in pain as he lay flat on his back, legs and arms spread out. "You could never hope to beat me. You spared these puny humans another minute of life but only delayed them the inevitable. It's- it's... stupid, foolish and naive."
"M-maybe. Maybe it is." Sarutobi allowed, with a smile of content.
"But that's what a hero is!"
Puddin just looked down at the Monkey-Man wide-eyed, amazed he would even dare- even be able to speak up. "Goodbye stupid monkey." She said, raising one of her scaly, stumpy legs to stomp on him for the last time. Chimp-Man closed his eyes. Accepting his end-
-His eyes shot open. Wide. Alert. Inhuman. Now glowing a shining emerald green.
A thunderous boom burst through the whole street. One minute Puddin was there. The next she was sent smashing through 10 city blocks, the sound of glash windows shattering with every building she hit, each smash being quieter and quieter until it was off into the distance. Then silence once more. Sarutobi's eyes reverted back to their regular brown shade and he suddenly came back, finding himself staring at his leg raised 90 degrees above him, stained with green demon blood. Blinking at the site he looked left and right. "The hell just happened?"
Two demons looked at each other. Then they ran for their lives, screaming as they did. The rest of the entire platoon followed immediately after. They didn't need to check Puddin's remains (Or lack of - save a puddle of blood and an eyeball) to know she was a goner.
The people within the shelter erupted with applause and cheers. Sarutobi was still staring at his blood-stained foot. "THE HELL?!"
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